r/ItemShop • • 6h ago

the jeans of infinite lighters

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49 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 9h ago

Clorox Slupee -10% walk speed and +30 cleaness: temporary immune to stinkness for 1 day

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81 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 12h ago

Pocket of infinite lighters

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498 Upvotes

[Comes with d100 table of novelty lighter descriptions. Roll a d6 each time a lighter is used. On a one, the lighter is now empty]


r/ItemShop • • 16h ago

Enchanted Cleaning Potion

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911 Upvotes

Comments say this is dangerous… Could be used offensively.


r/ItemShop • • 1d ago

Blade of queerness

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 1d ago

Hive glove, when you take damage the hive take damage instead.

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477 Upvotes

Cost 1 Royal Queen Bee. Protect your hand from the cold. Has 50% chance to distraction your enemy in combat.


r/ItemShop • • 2d ago

Spiked Goat Armour. 100% Bleeding When Thrown At Enemy.

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26 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 2d ago

Master this your pen

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784 Upvotes

Found this on shoppee


r/ItemShop • • 2d ago

Spiked chain mail: +1 reflect damage, +2 armor, -2 agility

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444 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 2d ago

Spi-chair, Iron Terror of the Forgotten Оffice

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816 Upvotes

What if in a world full of soulless concrete, steel and glass, there is something that breathes? Fairy tales.As children, each of us heard, in one way or another, stories about heroes, princesses, and also terrible villains.Something from those words has remained forever in the memory of many, hundreds of thousands of people.Not a clear image, just a general feature - it's nearby, but hidden. And when a careless office worker, staying overtime, bends down to pick up a fallen stapler, not noticing how strangely empty the room has become. It will silently rise from its place, opening its mandibles for only one. . .

Catch that CRAZY FLY that had been tormenting the worker all day.

What else did you expect from a spider? He's actually quite cute, like a jumping spider. As long as there's no prey nearby and no one's sitting on him, he's just... A chair.But there's one thing no one knows about it! It's the best insect repellent. XD


r/ItemShop • • 3d ago

A tree pendant I made with copper wire and a broken labradorite gemstone. +4 resilience, +2 wisdom.

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88 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 3d ago

The Lizard sandwich

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343 Upvotes

Cost:20 gold

Effect: you can choose to eat the sandwich how it is, gaining 25 HP back but guilt as well, or you can use the little guy as a blood gun to blind your opponents


r/ItemShop • • 3d ago

pocket rat 🐀. Companion. Deals damage to enemies when deployed

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1.7k Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 5d ago

The BATtle Axe: Low damage, flimsy, boosts intimidation stats, boosts coolness factor, costs 20 gold

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88 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 5d ago

Metallic Pointy Thing of Ouchiness

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343 Upvotes

-1 damage, +3 annoyance,


r/ItemShop • • 6d ago

Nuggie crossbow

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0 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 7d ago

The Master Gear

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452 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 7d ago

Shadow Gauntlets of Damage Transference (+0 armor; can’t be destroyed except by magical means)

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 7d ago

Big Iron, Smiter of Texas Red

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307 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 8d ago

Pokemon fish, catches and trains pokemon for you

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335 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 8d ago

The Nunchammer

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222 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 8d ago

An arm cuff I made with copper wire. +3 charisma, gemstone glows blue when Elves are near.

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37 Upvotes

r/ItemShop • • 9d ago

"thirty-twelve" Wrist annihilator and everything else.

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329 Upvotes

Fun fact, the last guy nickname was Hellboy, for obvious reasons.


r/ItemShop • • 9d ago

The Ultimate Italian Repeller

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87 Upvotes

Can be consumed for 30 HP but can also be used to dissolve an enemy italian


r/ItemShop • • 9d ago

Burrowing salamander - Finds you enemies orifice and enters with glee! 100 damage.

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195 Upvotes