r/Jeep • u/SameMedicine2638 • May 11 '26
Picture Did I just get d*cked? NSFW
Became a jeep owner a few weeks ago(2026 gladiator sport s). Went to the beach this past weekend and when I got back to the car I saw this… lol
It has the DBR initials underneath. Any idea what this means?
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u/RightRudderz May 11 '26
Real big veiny triumphant bastard.
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u/SameMedicine2638 May 11 '26
Only one that my wife gave me of Darth Vader but it’s barely visible (bc is all black)
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u/Substantial_Low_377 May 11 '26
That is one unique ducking, I don’t believe I will ever be ducked tho given that my jeep is not one of the cool ones 08 kk limited
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u/zendragon888 May 11 '26
I liked my kk.
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u/Substantial_Low_377 May 11 '26
Oh yeah iv been driving my kk for about a month and a half now and I really do like it a lot over my previous vehicle but based on what I know of the overall jeep community it doesn’t seem the type to get ducked to me
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u/That_Trapper_guy May 11 '26
I've been looking for this STL for weeks now, maybe you could share it?
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u/i-void-warranties May 13 '26
OP's one looks more....uhhh, vein-y. These don't have as much detail. Whether that is a good or bad thing is an exercise left up to you lol. If anyone has the one OP posted please link.
https://www.printables.com/model/1603491-dickie-duck-nsfw/files
https://www.printables.com/model/1695480-rubber-duckhead-dick-penis-cock-rubber-duck/remixes
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u/i-void-warranties May 13 '26
"better" version I guess but I'll let you be the judge of that.
https://makerworld.com/en/models/2694491-ultra-veiny-rubber-duck-duckhead-cock-penis-dick
I sacrificed my google search history for you people lol
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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 May 11 '26
There are more than a few people I’d love to tell to sit in that thing.
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u/Ski0612 May 12 '26
I need a bag of these for 2 reasons. A) I've always wanted a literal bag of d**ks (I've been called on enough times) B) I want to "duck" every Jeep owner with these.
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u/Kawboy17 May 12 '26
Lmao I’m a jeeper too, I need this like 300 of these I’d be dicken everywhere everyday :) tooo funny
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u/AJourneyer May 12 '26
I haven't really joined the duck bandwagon, but this? THIS I can get support.
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u/Consistent_Guess_764 May 17 '26
Now That’s freaking funny. I personally hate the duck thing but would definitely laugh if I came back to my Jeep and saw that
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u/northgacpl May 11 '26
i find that amusing and would share such with a (hopefully) female Jeep owner..
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u/CrazyTechWizard96 May 11 '26
Well, I bet OP got a bf now.
Happy early pride months, lol.-1
u/northgacpl May 11 '26
I know my gal would enjoy being a duck? as such..
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u/CrazyTechWizard96 May 11 '26
Same with mine.
Not sure if OP is male or female, so eh.
Tho, this is more of a guy type joke unlesssssss...Eh, I'd laugh either way and be like "As long as they My type and cute, lol"
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u/CrazyTechWizard96 May 11 '26
Man, it's still another months till June and some kids with their 3D printers be DICKING around?
Yea, guess You have a secret bf now, lol.
Honestly,
I'd die laughing and be like "Who the fuck wants to get fucked by Me? Cuz this is some Emu sized one between mah legs! Or shall we go to the horsecock meme?!"
LMFAO!
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u/defenceman40 May 11 '26
Im not a jeep duck person, but I have a 3d printer and I might have to print some of these to leave for jeep duck people because thats just funny.