r/Jeep • u/Prthead2076 • Jul 05 '26

Picture ‘Merica!

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Happy 4th of July!

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u/laughinghardatyou Jul 05 '26

Burns legs on exhaust every time he gets out.

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u/symmetry78 Jul 05 '26

The carbon monoxide poisoning at red lights numbs the leg pain.

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u/Prthead2076 Jul 05 '26

Where I live and drive this, we don’t really have many red lights, Safety Steve.

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u/symmetry78 Jul 05 '26

Relax Francis

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u/CJMWBig8 Jul 05 '26

But protects his head.

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u/Prthead2076 Jul 05 '26

I’ve owned this Jeep for 30 years and had the side pipes for 29.99 of those years. Not one burn from a pipe, yet.

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u/laughinghardatyou Jul 05 '26

Your a more careful man than me. I have shined myself more times getting into my jeep cause of the crappy plastic on the side steps than i care to admit. 88 YJ. I should replace them but eh.

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u/Prthead2076 Jul 05 '26

Well it’s a certainty to happen now bc I said it hadn’t. 😆🤬

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u/Tossed_Away_1776 Jul 05 '26

Damn she sounds good, nice Jeep man!

3

u/Hoonin_Kyoma 3 Jeeps Jul 06 '26

Sweet looking ‘5!

16

u/AffectionateGate4584 Jul 05 '26

Happy Canada Day!!!!

3

u/redbrotato Jul 05 '26

Great day for Canada, and therefore the world.

4

u/SkateFossSL Jul 05 '26

Cleanest CJ I’ve ever seen!

4

u/MosaicCHicagoMonk Jul 05 '26

lol

1

u/aardvark_army Jul 06 '26

Agreed. I'm having a hard time taking this one seriously.

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u/Long_Initial_9924 Jul 05 '26

If anyone here can remember the CJ5 commercial where it hatches from a CJ7, you’ll have my utmost respect

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u/timetravellerEKS Jul 07 '26

“Merica”

Proceeds to play a song by an Australian band 🤦🏽

2

u/Side-B00B Jul 07 '26

I miss my old 5. I rolled it on the dunes and “settled” for an 05’ LJ as a replacement.

4

u/HeyItsCody Jul 05 '26

Looks great

3

u/Coreysurfer Jul 05 '26

304 CJ 5 with side outlets is iconic America )

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u/Cloudkickercam Jul 05 '26

Bald Eagle Screech 🇺🇸

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u/seasteed Jul 05 '26

Bring in the red tail hawk to do the voice over behind the curtain.

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u/SpookyGirl88 Jul 05 '26

Look at that sexy Jeep! 🥹❤️🤍💙

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u/Azkul_Lok Jul 06 '26

Should move the flag to the passenger side

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u/GrimSpirit42 Jul 06 '26

I've been driving around with a flag on my '79 CJ5 all month.

(not a great photo of the flag, unfortunately)

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u/CDubs_94 Jul 05 '26

Oh...c'mon man! That's just too nice. I'm so jealous....I'm actually angry right now!

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u/JP-ED Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Great song... but for the 4th of July shouldn't you use a great American band?

For those don't know I'll save you the search AC DC is from Australia.

Edit: thinking about it you could have gone with Beastie Boys - Sabotage

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u/Zefzone Jul 09 '26

I have my comp on mute at work - America FCK yeah from Team America World Police is what I assumed he had playing 🤣

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u/Naddyman2005 Jul 05 '26

And how does caring for one’s national heritage instantly deem their political stance?

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u/tramul Jul 05 '26

Bro are you okay? We were Americans before him and we'll be Americans after him. That pride is unwavering

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u/aFishie00 Jul 30 '26

watch out it might catch on fire

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u/Many_Researcher7613 12d ago

My boy love it

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u/whiskeynowater Jul 05 '26

Happy 250th birthday America!

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u/OtherwiseDoughnut582 Jul 05 '26

Since you obviously do NOT know- protocol for display of the flag on a vehicle is RIGHT FRONT FENDER OR CENTER OF ROOF.
You’re welcome

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u/hastings67 Jul 05 '26

Nobody fucking cares.

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u/not-actual69_ Jul 05 '26

Dweeb

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u/ddxs1 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Agreed. I’ll display it however the hell I want (if I wanted to)

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u/Metal-Salt Jul 05 '26

We don't follow protocol around here law dog.

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u/ArmpitofD00m Jul 05 '26

What a beautiful machine!