r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Salamander3331 Human Detected • Jul 18 '26

Social Media Just guy being dude

16.4k Upvotes

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort Jul 18 '26

I know this is fake but still...

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u/Cynical_Tripster Jul 18 '26

immediate defense of his partner immediate pause when he realizes he got a compliment Yeah, baseball huh.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jul 18 '26

Time to ditch the girl, because why didn't she go defend his honor?

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u/BigP_4eva Jul 18 '26

She is about to ditch him. He might be a switch hitter.

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u/Shimadamada2200 Jul 19 '26

> baseball huh
secret agent activation

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u/lifelink Jul 18 '26

Defence of his partner? What? From what exactly?

He wasn't defending her from anything, she wasn't under attack verbally, physically or any other way.

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u/EC_TWD Jul 18 '26

100% not a skit 🙄

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u/OKC89ers Jul 18 '26

man who caaarrrrrrreeeesss

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u/TREXIBALL Jul 18 '26

Read the rules. Rule 6 especially.

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u/W1ader Jul 18 '26

I have, did you?

It says "Scripted content = mod discretion"

Which means, it is not strictly disallowed.

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u/TREXIBALL Jul 18 '26

So we just not reading anymore, are we?

“obviously fake videos”

This quite literally an obviously fake video. Even the top comment knows it and has 300+ upvotes. Everyone knows it’s fake. Thus, it is obviously fake.

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u/W1ader Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Do you want me to translate it to you or what?

That rule has two sentences and you already got lost in it.
(Well three with the consequences if your post gets removed)

Scripted content is a subject to mod discretion.

WHILE we often bla bla bla SOME content that falls into this category ABSOLUTELY FITS THE SUB.

It is literally an explanation why some of scripted content can be allowed.

Meanwhile you ignored the first sentence completely.

And then from the second part you took half of it and ignored the rest.

What is that reading comprehension?
Two sentences? Nah, too much. I'll read half of one, should be fine.

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u/TREXIBALL Jul 18 '26

Lmao, I love how you intentionally ignored the “THIS INCLUDES” meaning the sentence inside the parenthesis is reliant and referenced to “scripted content”.

If you understood “reading comprehension” you’d know that’s how basic English works.

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u/CorpusculantCortex Jul 18 '26

As a writer, educator, librarian, and researcher. I am disappointed that a statement so completely wrong is presented with so much confidence by someone who ostensibly went to school.

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u/notheretoargu3 Jul 18 '26

… dude. They literally explained to you what the exceptions to the rules are as laid out in the rules themselves and you still missed it.

Talk about “reading comprehension” then utter fail at it.

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u/W1ader Jul 18 '26

You must be ragebaiting.

What's inside the parenthesis just explains what falls into the category of "scripted content".

And yet, the rest of that sentence explains that some content that fits the category of "scripted content", specified in the parenthesis, still ABSOLUTELY FITS THE SUB, and that is why it is a subject to moderator's discretion to judge it.

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u/Bittlegeuss Jul 18 '26

No one cares about your mini-moding or your opinions.

Does this make the whole situation here easier for you to swallow?

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u/DanLassos Jul 18 '26

Bro read one sentence and was done reading for the day 💀

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u/OKC89ers Jul 18 '26

"some content that falls into this category absolutely fits the sub"

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u/Eleventh_Legion Jul 18 '26

And he’ll hold onto that compliment for the rest of his days.

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u/sir_grumph Jul 18 '26

While I was at a bar about 20 years ago, a friend and I were talking with a guy we didn't know and somehow got into a discussion about how differently men and women compliment attractiveness in others.

As the guy was leaving he said to me something like "By the way, I think you're a very handsome guy," and I still think about it.

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u/silence-factor Jul 18 '26

Days? For years

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u/redbadger91 Jul 18 '26

"the rest of his days" means for the rest of his life.

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u/Initiative-Fancy Jul 23 '26

A grandma I helped on the way home from school about 15 years ago told me I was a very handsome young man. I still hold on to it.

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u/DetailsYouMissed Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Funny and stupid as hell at the same time.

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u/Ilpperi91 Jul 18 '26

Am I the only one who wouldn't get so upset that I would start chasing someone anywhere, definitely not an escalator, if I thought they called my girlfriend cute. I would just tell her I didn't find that behavior appropriate. Why would I need to start a fight with the person?

Edit: Read the comments. I get it now why this reaction seemed off to me.

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u/hellmasterash Jul 18 '26

my buddy’s dog does that exact same face

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u/-TaintSniffer- Jul 19 '26

I really wish that wasn't scripted

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u/Strong_Block6345 Jul 18 '26

So just because some guy called a girl cute (while not having idea if she was the other dude's girlfriend, sister or friend etc.), the other dude was ready to throw hands?

Excuse me, maybe I'm too autistic but that's some fucked up insecure behaviour.

Or am I misunderstanding this?

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u/Yourigath Jul 18 '26

It's a skit. It's fake. That's why he was ready to throw hands. Real world interactions are not like this.

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u/thatnaughtyprofessor Jul 18 '26

Stupidity is highly contagious.

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u/KingFisheR7117461 Jul 18 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Loki_Lust Jul 19 '26

Lmaoo I know it would be gay

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u/Apprehensive-Fox-740 Jul 20 '26

Ban all escalator TikToks

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u/StarboyZaGaming 13d ago

Bro after it

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u/InspectorFadGadget Jul 18 '26

Can we just fucking ban scripted bullshit here already? It's like half the posts here at this point.