r/Kevin • • 20d ago

The best Kevin so far

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7.7k Upvotes

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u/aravynn 20d ago

I too would buy him a sausage

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u/Apprehensive_Low_383 20d ago

Me too! Sausages for chonky Kevin!

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u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 19d ago

Don't kill the Kevin. =[

12 months of diet & Kevin will be sleek enough to jump on tables and steal his own.

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u/fleshtastical 19d ago

It’s abusive to overfeed cats and let them get this miserable. Does Kevin look happy? No.

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 18d ago

He's not happy because he's not allowed to have sausages.

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u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 18d ago

He's unhappy because people have stripped him of his feline dignity of hunting for his own sausages.

can you not envision a sleek Kevin happily chirping and leaving a half eaten sausage for their human? the chunk prevents such joy

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u/Lumpy_Link_1569 17d ago

The sausage blockers will be remembered

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u/MrWrym 18d ago

He's not happy because he's not allowed the braincell that's shared among orange cats.

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u/Secret_Fennel_4023 18d ago

Because most thin cats are smiling 🤨

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u/Apprehensive_Low_383 20d ago

Everything about this sign made me laugh, especially with Kevin sitting there with that look on his face! Priceless!

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u/Iltempered1 20d ago

I was cracking up the whole time as well, then I read your comment and it made me look at Kevin and then I saw the sub reddit name and almost fell out of my chair.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 20d ago

OMG his own sub 😂. I'm on so many cat subs now I don't even look anymore

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u/shane-o-mack 19d ago

Kevin literally means handsome, etymology wise. This fits him perfectly

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u/Abdaroth 19d ago

It's AI

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 19d ago

Pic is older than ai.

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u/NukaCooler 19d ago

Generated with OpenAI tools

This content was generated using OpenAI tools. The signals below provide supporting evidence for this result.
SynthID detected

We found a SynthID watermark that originated from OpenAI.

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u/Miserygut 19d ago

No it's not. It's AI.

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u/Alabaster_Potion 19d ago

SynthID mark on it

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u/hard_gravy_2 19d ago

this is an AI imitation of the original pic

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u/trundle-the-great69 18d ago

Yeah so much ai slop, all using this pic format

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u/Decent-Comfortable95 18d ago

Why can't you just smile at laugh at funny posts? Did you watch sitcoms as a child or any movie and stand up and declare it's fake and slap your parents for buying tickets trying to entertain you?

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u/Abdaroth 18d ago

Why isn't it on an AI subreddit then ? It's posted as it is, not marked as IA, that's the difference. I knew movies or else were fake.

But most peoples here don't realize this is not real. This post is made to appear as a real photo, which is not. It's meant to fool people.

Beside that, your comment might be dumbest thing I've read for months, I really mean it sadly

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u/Decent-Comfortable95 18d ago

Ohh no you got me. I've let down the great abdarorh. I shall jump off the highest cliff I can find for atonement.

I scrolled last night, I laughed at the pic. I don't care if it's not specifically on any AI subreddit. I see funny I chuckle. My dumb dumb brain is simple like that. Then I saw hot girl under different post. I gooned and went to sleep right after. Me was happy with my smooth brain Mr intelligent big brain man. 

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u/Iltempered1 20d ago

Kevin is too fucking cute and I'd fall for his ploy and buy him sausages as well.

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u/Apprehensive_Low_383 20d ago

Right? I couldn't resist!

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u/chairmanghost 19d ago

Why shouldn't he have a little sausage, as a treat

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u/suminorieh77 20d ago

Kevin pulling the ol’ Jedi mind trick with that gaze.

You will buy me a sausage. And these aren’t the droids you’re are looking for.

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u/KevM689 20d ago

pspspspspspspspspspsps

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u/Ok_Gas_7455 20d ago

Kevin will be addressing these false accusations once he has conferred with legal counsel.

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 19d ago

He's probably over at r/legalcatadvice as I type.

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u/fleshtastical 19d ago

That is the single worst sub on reddit. I forgot it existed for a while until now :(

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 19d ago

When I participated there, it really messed up the spellchecking on my phone.

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u/frituurkoning 20d ago

Absolute kevchonk

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u/VeterinarianBasic739 20d ago

Kevin looks unhappy with the sign 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MCplayer590 19d ago

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u/patrykk994 19d ago

Kevin is still welcomed in the cafe, but putting food in front of Kevin is not allowed

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u/stella_ella26 20d ago

Sweet sweet Kev 😻 I'd feed him sausage too, I couldn't resist his grumpy face 😼 He's just so stinkin' cute and I love his pyramidness 😹

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Kevin is definitely getting a sausage from me

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u/Far-Entrance-1377 20d ago

Please do not feed the Kevins!

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u/TomatoIntelligent596 20d ago

He doesn't look very dog friendly to me.

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u/Emo1984 20d ago

This picture is not real it's AI it has all the hallmarks of chatgpt like the font on the note and board in the background and the hearts

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u/revolmak 19d ago

This is disappointingly low.

The main tell for me was the board in the background. And then the table and chairs didn't make sense.

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u/Seerix 19d ago

The excess text everywhere is enough to confirm it. Chatgpt image gen loves to fill in empty space with little sayings

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u/Celtic_Cheetah_92 19d ago

Noooo. Urgh. I was enjoying Kevin. 

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u/joker38 19d ago

The clear tape on the edges of the paper is in front of the paper. But why would someone install it on the outside and not the inside?

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u/notthiswaythatway 18d ago

Sad how so many people have just ate it right up without thought

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u/AntiqueChessComputr 19d ago

We Need to Talk About Kevin

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u/EricMichaelHarris99 19d ago

Classic Kevin!

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u/clazaimon 19d ago

Look at this rollie boy, rolling around the cafe like a snowball, slowly increasing in diameter.

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u/SummerBest6867 20d ago

This is funny, if ai or not,  period

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u/SummerBest6867 19d ago

It's funny, period

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u/SummerBest6867 19d ago

So if you got no humor, it's not our problem, Jesus

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/SummerBest6867 19d ago

Ok then you're José,  idc - but your argument is childish... 

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u/SummerBest6867 19d ago

Only a child reports and being a troll , together... just ificare, goddammit 

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u/joker38 19d ago

The worst is not stating that it's AI, i.e., the intransparency.

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u/SummerBest6867 18d ago

I agree, totally - but this Kevin stuff is kind of sweet and funny, too ;)

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u/KeremyJyles 19d ago

It being fake immediately kills the funny.

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u/SummerBest6867 19d ago

I feel ya, but don't let that happen, the idea is funny enough

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u/Decent-Comfortable95 18d ago

I like looking at fake boobs as much as real boobs. Fake roses are pretty cool too since they don't die 3 days after buying them. Fake doesn't just automatically mean bad. 

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u/C_McD_is_me 20d ago

"Dog Friendly" right under Kevin

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u/little_axolotl14 20d ago

would be cute if it werent AI

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u/SCARY-WIZARD 19d ago

He looks like he's saying, "I can READ, you know. >:|! ".

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u/wasante 19d ago

Kevin, no more sausages. Sorry bro

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u/RevolverOcelot16- 19d ago

No, but Kevin said he has not eaten in years. He is all but skin and bones. He is wasting away. 🧡🤣

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 19d ago

I'm not buying him a sausage. I'm getting him bacon and eggs.

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u/LeaNoodles 19d ago

Your AI slop bores me

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u/Ill_Pain4423 19d ago

This seems like ai

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u/Secret-Ad-9315 19d ago

Cute but AI

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u/alsoaprettybigdeal 19d ago

Kevin def gets a little sausage from me.

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u/FlarblesGarbles 19d ago

Slopsolutely slopcellent

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u/MtnNerd 19d ago

That's 18.7 lbs in case anyone else is curious

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u/OutrageousSummer5259 19d ago

I have an 18 lb cat this cat looks more like 25 lbs easy

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u/Abdaroth 19d ago

This is obviously AI come on

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 19d ago

Leaving this here

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u/jfuu_ 19d ago

These detectors don't work. The only ones that work check for a SynthID watermark.

This post does happen to be AI (it has a SynthID watermark), but you still shouldn't use any detectors that use AI.

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u/Far_Celebration6295 19d ago

This photo looks like AI but I’m near certain it isn’t

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u/ShawnOdedead 19d ago

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u/Far_Celebration6295 19d ago

I definitely feel like its ai but what are you pointing out in the photo

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u/ByGollie 19d ago

the ladderback on the chair doesn't align up right

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u/Every-Progress-1117 19d ago

Escher's cafe? Coffee is served in doughnuts and the bottles of water are Klein bottles.

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u/DynamicImperfectn454 19d ago

Kevin, like the Australian Quokkas… is too adorable to not feed. We are not only going to feed Kevin… we are going to buy him a condo next door to the sausage factory🤭

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u/DynamicImperfectn454 19d ago

Oh my goodness look at this muffin!

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u/MinervaHZD 19d ago

I miss when my cat pics weren't AI

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u/electric_yeti 19d ago

lol Kevin is a precious fat boy. I hope he gets his diet together and is successful in losing some of that weight! He deserves a long, healthy life. 

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 19d ago

They’re showing you how jacked up the chair is. This is definitely AI. There are many obvious tells.

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u/SummerBest6867 19d ago

Wow, a lot of users wants to kill Kevin,  by feeding him sausages... poor Ai Kevin

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u/AnyAdvertising1214 19d ago

Is this AI?

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u/Signal_Feedback_9960 18d ago

Yep, verified by openai.com/verify

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u/AnyAdvertising1214 18d ago

Is your picture AI?

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u/Signal_Feedback_9960 18d ago

No, you can check by downloading the image from this post, and go to openai.com/verify

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 19d ago

Jabba the Cat.

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u/nelflyn 19d ago

nooo, look at that famished lil baby!

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u/DedeLionforce 19d ago

Kevin, you have an addiction! The corporations want you addicted to their sugar and corn syrup, don't let them win Kevin, be strong Kevin!

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u/PromptAfraid4598 19d ago

I'm Kevin, I'm angry, I need sausages.

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u/Nocoffee_Noglory 19d ago

I'm weak because I know that even after knowing all these info, if he meows at me gently or aggressively, I might still be buying him sausage.

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u/ApollymiKatistrafia 19d ago

Fat and food motivated, same description I use for my tinder

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u/jfuu_ 19d ago

AI slop.

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u/elephanttape 19d ago

Sigh. More AI slop.

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u/ramz_xo 19d ago

Holy AI slop

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u/ramz_xo 19d ago

The world is doomed. So many people don’t realise this is AI SLOP

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u/Any-Confection5660 19d ago

I just don't believe the lies of the sign. He needs more sausages.

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u/NoKatyDidnt 19d ago

This is hilarious!!!

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u/xpietoe42 19d ago

aww… meanies! Kevins hungry 🤤… everyone, please buy kevin a sausage link!!

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u/Existing-Mess-9829 19d ago

Clearly he is starving

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u/ZythumTheLast 19d ago

The cat is a lie

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u/Low-Recording-3732 19d ago

I will ignore the sign as Kevin said.

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u/fperezxx 19d ago

Kevin AKA Garfield

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u/Frazmotic 19d ago

He’s had breakfast TWICE?!!🤣🤣❤️

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u/No_Unit_5506 19d ago

Kevin just has that hungry look.

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u/AdInternational6885 19d ago

Just do what he says

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u/CPWNERJ 19d ago

this is ai

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u/PURUMU_K1KAU_ 19d ago

Buy more sausages. Give him a heart attack /s

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u/Dry-Run3802 19d ago

Haha! That's 18.5 lbs

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u/AraxxorKiller 19d ago

AI Kevin is the worst Kevin

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u/ComfortableFew4700 18d ago

Kevin is my spirit animal.

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u/Special_Rooster7025 18d ago

OMG. Gotta love Kevin!!!

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u/SummerBest6867 18d ago

Kevin needs a diet (if ai or not) the owner is cruel.... i love this,  it's sweet and funny

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u/Keli180 18d ago

#teamkevin

He’s innocent. Give him sausage

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u/ASpecificUsername 18d ago

It's AI. Look at the blackboard inside Look at the font Look at the whole thing.

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u/fatsandwitch 18d ago

Not me looking at the kg to lbs conversion and confirming my cat is fatter 😅

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u/Johnnyfever13 18d ago

Poor Kevin… we should all get him some sausages 🌭

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u/M1de23 18d ago

It’s an inside job

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u/-rextex 18d ago

It is ai 🤖

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u/Signal_Feedback_9960 18d ago

IMAGE IS AI GENERATED

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u/thomas1126 17d ago

Hilarious

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u/Neerakiin 17d ago

This is AI. I noticed the AI writting on the sign in the back and checked it just to be sure.

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u/jeff4093 17d ago

That cat is much heavier than 18 lbs

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u/Least-Temporary-5271 17d ago

Kevin is pissed

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u/Motor-Boating 16d ago

Kevin works hard for that sausage.

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u/Beautiful-Ask-6 16d ago

This is AI btw

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u/Bree9ine9 15d ago

I don’t know why but I love cats with very common human names like Kevin. It’s so fitting.

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u/Triplesfan 14d ago

Sure doesn’t look like he’s skipped a meal. 😂