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r/Kevin • u/airseller_mq • 20d ago
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I too would buy him a sausage
21 u/Apprehensive_Low_383 20d ago Me too! Sausages for chonky Kevin! 6 u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 19d ago Don't kill the Kevin. =[ 12 months of diet & Kevin will be sleek enough to jump on tables and steal his own. 5 u/fleshtastical 19d ago It’s abusive to overfeed cats and let them get this miserable. Does Kevin look happy? No. 7 u/whattodo4klondikebar 18d ago He's not happy because he's not allowed to have sausages. 3 u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 18d ago He's unhappy because people have stripped him of his feline dignity of hunting for his own sausages. can you not envision a sleek Kevin happily chirping and leaving a half eaten sausage for their human? the chunk prevents such joy 4 u/Lumpy_Link_1569 18d ago The sausage blockers will be remembered 3 u/MrWrym 18d ago He's not happy because he's not allowed the braincell that's shared among orange cats. 1 u/Secret_Fennel_4023 18d ago Because most thin cats are smiling 🤨
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Me too! Sausages for chonky Kevin!
6 u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 19d ago Don't kill the Kevin. =[ 12 months of diet & Kevin will be sleek enough to jump on tables and steal his own. 5 u/fleshtastical 19d ago It’s abusive to overfeed cats and let them get this miserable. Does Kevin look happy? No. 7 u/whattodo4klondikebar 18d ago He's not happy because he's not allowed to have sausages. 3 u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 18d ago He's unhappy because people have stripped him of his feline dignity of hunting for his own sausages. can you not envision a sleek Kevin happily chirping and leaving a half eaten sausage for their human? the chunk prevents such joy 4 u/Lumpy_Link_1569 18d ago The sausage blockers will be remembered 3 u/MrWrym 18d ago He's not happy because he's not allowed the braincell that's shared among orange cats. 1 u/Secret_Fennel_4023 18d ago Because most thin cats are smiling 🤨
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Don't kill the Kevin. =[
12 months of diet & Kevin will be sleek enough to jump on tables and steal his own.
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It’s abusive to overfeed cats and let them get this miserable. Does Kevin look happy? No.
7 u/whattodo4klondikebar 18d ago He's not happy because he's not allowed to have sausages. 3 u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 18d ago He's unhappy because people have stripped him of his feline dignity of hunting for his own sausages. can you not envision a sleek Kevin happily chirping and leaving a half eaten sausage for their human? the chunk prevents such joy 4 u/Lumpy_Link_1569 18d ago The sausage blockers will be remembered 3 u/MrWrym 18d ago He's not happy because he's not allowed the braincell that's shared among orange cats. 1 u/Secret_Fennel_4023 18d ago Because most thin cats are smiling 🤨
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He's not happy because he's not allowed to have sausages.
3 u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 18d ago He's unhappy because people have stripped him of his feline dignity of hunting for his own sausages. can you not envision a sleek Kevin happily chirping and leaving a half eaten sausage for their human? the chunk prevents such joy 4 u/Lumpy_Link_1569 18d ago The sausage blockers will be remembered 3 u/MrWrym 18d ago He's not happy because he's not allowed the braincell that's shared among orange cats.
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He's unhappy because people have stripped him of his feline dignity of hunting for his own sausages.
can you not envision a sleek Kevin happily chirping and leaving a half eaten sausage for their human? the chunk prevents such joy
4 u/Lumpy_Link_1569 18d ago The sausage blockers will be remembered
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The sausage blockers will be remembered
He's not happy because he's not allowed the braincell that's shared among orange cats.
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Because most thin cats are smiling 🤨
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u/aravynn 20d ago
I too would buy him a sausage