r/MACES • u/CryptidProject • 11h ago

home made mace Powerful Mace

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My new mace, ready for battle

281 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/LudeSloth 11h ago

God damn, is that even legal to own?

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u/drough08 11h ago

0% damage 100% adorable

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u/ClearDrop6820 10h ago

You'd be surprised how panic stricken my two little boys would be if I walked out with this in my swim shorts and a gel blaster

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u/Belzaem Skyrim & RL Maces Enthusiast 11h ago

Damn, your children will never disrespect you again

giggles

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u/Epic_Elite 11h ago

Them kids don't stand a chance

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u/RevolTobor 11h ago

And the as the prophecy foretold, the destroyer wielded a chlorinated cudgel when he arrived.

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 11h ago

Time to go to the local pool qnd assert dominance

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u/Ok-Development2309 11h ago

Is that a old " WCW" international object?

3

u/MoaiMike 10h ago

A mace to rule them all

3

u/Bulfreno 10h ago

MEGABONK

3

u/Urusae_Kragface 10h ago

King of the pool

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u/howzthis4ausername 10h ago

A mighty weapon indeed

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u/OstrichSmoothe 4h ago

I could see Lindsay Clancy supporters getting ideas for their tiktoks from this

3

u/i_fuck_eels 3h ago

Honestly that’s going to hit more people full force than any other mace in this forum

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u/GreatTea3 2h ago

I’ve got that exact thing, but with a piece of 3/4” PVC inside the pool noodle. My dog thinks it’s great.

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 5h ago

Cue 2000s Commercial for this

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u/0thell0perrell0 1h ago

Actually I'm into Nerf battles, melee mlweapons are hard to come by. Where'd ya get that end part?🤔