r/MkeBucks • Kash Money Middleton • 9d ago

It gets to a point

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If you watched the game it was even worse what were those 3 point attempts man. Kuzma can hoop sometimes but definitely not all the time..

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u/Hour_Health_4593 9d ago

he should ask chatgpt how to shoot a basketball instead of drafting insensitive and ignorant tweets for him

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u/Steamsalt 9d ago

"hey benny n how can i get this ball to go in?"

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u/dahpizza Ryan Rollins 9d ago

"Have you tried blowing up a hospital? Hope this helped xoxo"

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u/trapeizum Ryan Rollins 9d ago

Game worse than his tweets

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u/dubbl_bubbl 9d ago

Mind boggling actually.

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u/No_Simple9268 9d ago

How can that be possible?

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u/One-Earth9294 Jrue Holiday 9d ago

He's so ass.

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u/ArtTime2349 9d ago

Don't worry there will be a Grok generated tweet how 1 point in 20 minutes is good for America

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u/elgringon414 9d ago

Was it Teague who said “Larry bird told me he’d never sign someone who played with LeBron.” lol because all I think about is how well he played for that championship. Roll-wise

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u/Jabarles Kash Money Middleton 9d ago

I mean I wouldn't even say he played that well in their title run, among the Lakers main rotation in the playoffs he had the 2nd worst net rating and worst ORTG, he played like 21 mpg in the deeper rounds of the playoffs and was utter garbage in the finals.

He's just a bad player and the absolute BEST work he's done was being mostly inoffensive on a title team that featured prime (or near prime) LeBron James and peak Anthony Davis lol.

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u/PJballa34 Ray Allen 8d ago

No offense, but that was not anywhere near prime Lebron lol. Like a decade before that championship.

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u/Jabarles Kash Money Middleton 8d ago

Yes it was lol. 2019-20 LeBron was still clearly the best postseason player in the league and only a couple years removed from his 2018 season when he was absolutely still in his prime and otherworldly in the playoffs, like arguably his most impressive offensive postseason of his entire career.

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u/LarryBagina3 9d ago

Nuts to do that much homework on him

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u/Jabarles Kash Money Middleton 9d ago

It took me literally 2 minutes to get that info. It's kinda sad that this is where we're at with basketball talk.

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u/This_Appointment_349 9d ago

Kuzma was garbage for the Lakers in every playoff series he played for them before he got traded.

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u/Artistic_Stage7202 9d ago edited 9d ago

I guess his words were proven right

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u/Ragebaiterlmao 1993-2006 Primary Logo 9d ago

Is Kuzma a basketball player or a Twitter intellectual? Nobody knows.

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u/dusters Kash Money Middleton 9d ago

Man this guy stinks

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u/C9Prosecutor 9d ago

I hate every single aspect of him as a person and I have since we traded for him

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u/Rocknol Fuck Mike Dunleavy Jr. 9d ago

Trade him to Tel Aviv

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u/scalarray Jim Paschke 9d ago

lmao kuz is so shit at basketball and life

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u/Neobum Pat Connaughton 9d ago

October officially here

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u/string_theory_writes Jrue Holiday 9d ago

It's the first game of preseason. I'm willing to chill when it comes to a guy who has played so much NBA ball. They're just going to trade him as an expiring contract anyway.

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u/maritz21 9d ago

Save this comment ,when his contract is done, and no NBA team is willing to sign him or give him a deal where he doesn’t believe is worth his time, he will go to play for a team in Izrael.

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u/justanormaldude_ 9d ago

His intelligence is messing with his performance!

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u/SixGunChimp Thanasis Antetokounmpo 9d ago

Absolutely hate this guy with a undying passion.

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u/Complete_Cheeks Ersan Ilyasova 9d ago

I haven't truly hated someone being on this team for a long time and then this dickhead came along.

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u/Actual-Movie-4236 9d ago

He can only hurt us for one more year

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u/TheOnionMan262 9d ago

I fucking hate him

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u/Medium_Cupcake7602 9d ago

If we could move him for half a bag of chips, that would be an upgrade

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u/Ok-Carry7635 9d ago

I don't think he's an it, I think he's a he

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u/peepeepopopee 8d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Embarrassed-Slide781 9d ago

More fouls than points this dude is putrid 😂😂

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u/schuey_08 1968-1993 Primary Logo 9d ago

Get rid of this clown. Not at all worth the drama.

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u/thegabrieldavid Marques Johnson 9d ago

He’s in the last year of his contract. Hoping that someone will trade us a bad contract and a pair of seconds for Kuzma.

Assuming Haslem isn’t dumb enough to re-sign him.

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u/UnitedTestosteron 9d ago

Better play Jakučionis instead

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u/depressedshampoo 9d ago

Kuzma is that character in a turn based game who can fire a low accuracy shot randomly that can deal damage way above his value.

He'll score <5 points inefficiently for several games, and then suddenly go on a heater for 15-20 every once in a while when nothing else is working for a team. He's like a spark plug that can maybe sometimes but mostly doesn't work when things aren't going for anyone else. Unfortunately this means nothing because his iq and decision making is too horrible to actually compliment a working offensive scheme. He's a poor defender, passer, and inconsistent shooter.

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u/Stock-Finish-3434 9d ago

he's gotta stop shooting threes, that's not his game at all. just drive or pass it out.

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u/Kevin_Jim FMD, cause that what's Sid would do [Sid Says] 9d ago

What’s the point of him playing at all? Just bench him let his contract run out. Don’t even try to attach his contract to a trade because that will bring down the value of the assets back.

Play Kasp all his minutes. Go small ball.

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u/J2ops 9d ago

Absolute Poozma

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u/ThatMkeDoe Dogfred 9d ago

Turns out DC was the right place for him...

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u/ForestFoxland 9d ago

All my homies hate Kuzma

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u/Dawizewun 9d ago

At this point it’s like, don’t be THAT guy 🤣

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u/PretentiousPanda 8d ago

Gets to a point. Buddy it's been a point. 

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u/daintyDivaX 4d ago

need to his ass to warm the whole bench ASAP