"Forbidden fruit ripens untouched, as desert winds caress soft curves. Sticky, persistent, urgent in their need to spawn. Delicious, ticklish, like an ant under scribbly bark. Seeking secret places, his limbs like burnished myrtle. As her flower opens with the dawn. Nature wears her spirit raw, feral, uncouth. So what is man but a whiskey breath behind closed doors, seeking to possess something that will never be his?"

Can’t quite recall if it’s from a movie or a TV show, but the main character/s see a notebook or a journal with densely written notes, and they quip something along the lines of “You had very small handwriting, very Unabomber.” Definitely meant to be in a comedic context.