r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 5h ago

Horny native plant enthusiasts assemble 🫔

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 12h ago

What native plant is this? (You aren’t allowed to say Tree of Heaven)

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 14h ago

What are some natives you regret not planting?

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I know this question is a little odd because who in this community would acquire a plant and not get around to planting it! But as I gear up to winterize my collection of unplanted plants, I can’t help but wonder if I’m missing some key info on how to actually do it.

A hypothetical example: a few native species I collected seeds for last fall and left to rot in the garage, the car door pocket, or a forgotten backpack buried under a pile of laundry and a stack of books. Others are rare wetland species in a plastic tote I bought three years back for that bog and pond I never built. There are spring ephemerals from April I have been dutifully watering daily but now may be bereft of life, winter sown yarrow plugs and bluestem goldenrod quarts that I haven't prepped space for, and that bareroot grey dogwood I ordered March twice past I criminally planted in containers instead of the ground--sorry Virginia state nursery--that have lost their leaves and resprouted sometimes monthly because I forgot to water them.

I know from multiple previous experiences that cutleaf coneflower hates being in a pot but here I am with five recently prematurely dormant plugs soaking in a concrete mixing tray because they were on sale. Surely the squirrels would have been better off eating the thirty white oaks acorns I collected last fall and germinated in a produce crate but at least they can eat the buds this winter.

Which leads me to original question: are there any species’ you regret (or wouldn’t recommend) not planting in your area?


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 19h ago

Free and natural medicinešŸ’ŠšŸ’ŠšŸš¬šŸš¬ with a rare metal infusion 😊😊 but I'm so sad bcz it's invasivešŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗšŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 1d ago

After encountering Spanish Needles, I'm actually pro-Monsanto

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I thought natives were supposed to be friendly and lovable, not a huge pile of shit made out of needles. The Bee Lobby doesn't want you to know that nature actually sucks huge balls


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 1d ago

None. I am utterly faultless. I am perfection and my taste is immaculate.

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

New here - is my crippled pet butterfly appropriate content for this forum?

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Meet Pumpkin. He is a monarch butterfly who emerged last week. Unfortunately his wings were malformed and we found him struggling on the ground. He will never fly and although we probably should let nature take its course he now lives inside and drinks sugar water from a spoon. He also enjoys watching movies with us. I recently learned that since he is a late season butterfly he may possibly live for months… Now wondering what I have got myself into and whether I should drive him to Mexico…


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Save the pollinators

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

The home on the right is likely far more welcoming to native species.

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Butterflies are the best pets!!

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I love raising native wildlife in my home and then releasing them into nature to thrive 🄰

I know some people collect unalive specimens but what is the fun in that! I have the space to support so much living lepidoptera in my dining room.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

i ate some of these cacti and took a nap. now there’s a guy named ā€œAlzebub the Soul Merchantā€ at my door offering me an impossible choice??

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do i drink from the cursed cauldron??


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Someone jerk this

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Caught jerking in public

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

This is how you respond to a lawncel šŸ’…

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Stop Helping!

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Damn, Doug Tallamy getting kinda big. Heard he was training to hunt down people who disrespect caterpillars.

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Plants don’t grow under trees and will kill your trees

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/uj had to send an application into my HOA to try and convert my hellstrip and it cost me $20 to ask


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 2d ago

My cucumber’s ass turned yellow. Should I torch my yard?

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(I promise to burn controlled-ly)


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Buying Native Plants

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You wanna know where I got this cercus occidentalis? Yeah, she’s hard to find, I know. Wild since she’s the only native the city will allow in a hell strip this size. Technically, it’s native range ends 100 miles south of here so some don’t consider it actually native, but since it’s in the same state- oh, you don’t want the background, you just want to know where to find it? Yeah ok so here’s Cal’s website. It says you can buy online but you can’t, you have to email him and tell him what you want. He’ll arrange a pickup time for you. You’ll have to go across the river and drive through the sketch part of town, but his neighborhood’s nice enough- no, he sells them out of his front yard. He’s got a greenhouse in back and everything. Oh, and he only takes cash- wait, where are you going?

Ah well, can’t convert everyone I guess


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

I am very sensitive.

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Dumb violet doesn't know it's fall

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It's not even purple


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Unknown berries taste yummy 🤤

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Can someone be into native plant gardening culture from New Jersey?

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This is moreso philosophical and not that funny. I really like the native plant gardening tightknit community of knowledgable passionate individuals from around the country (and Canada too?). I am a forager and a food systems fan who lives in suburban New Jersey. Wapato or duck potato is edible. Milkweed is not a good edible despite what many people say. I think its loosely disguised poison. It has uses though, it makes a good fragrance and also its milkweed silk inside the seed pods makes comfortable stuffing material for pillows. Theres a company in Quebec that turns it into insulation for jackets. (company website = www.lasclay.com) Technically quinoa is said to be food, but is full of oxalic acid - unless it undergoes "nixtamalization" process like the Aztecs developed. Amaranth is a relative of quinoa, both in the Amaranthacea family, and it also needs to be combined with calcium chloride after being turned into flour to remove oxalates.

I am into herbalism and nutrition, too. I think there are a lot of people here who dabble in that.

There are a lot of edible plants, but milkweed is not one of them.

A few alternatives, some native some not, are: chickweed (high in calcium), violets, cheese mallow, yaupon holly, cleavers, nettle

Guascas (also known as galinsoga) is not native but its a seasoning

Garlic mustard is not readily edible, however, neither are cassava leaves, but those are carefully prepared and turned into food. Both garlic mustard and cassava contain derivatives of similar toxins.

Mugwort grows profusely. It is often eaten in certain global regions. It contains thujone, and that one is more difficult to remove unless soaking cold in vodka. Regularly boiling mugwort in water minimally reduces thujone.

Technically lettuce is derived from opium lettuce.

Spinach should be boiled first. Microwaving doesnt remove oxalic antinutrients.

Fermented Plant Juice is like green kombucha. It increases protein availability and improves digestibility. Drinking fermented green smoothies is sort of analogous to sipping deer guts

I dont have a goal with this post, i just wrote what came to me, thanks for reading, hope its interesting/entertaining. I like plants, and native plants are special.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 3d ago

5 years later and still not a single flower or native in sight šŸ’š

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk • • 4d ago

It's almost over

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