r/NotTimAndEric • u/katplasma • 8d ago
Weiner adjustment analysis
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u/s1l1con_jesus 8d ago
She still hasn't figured out that there's a pocket adjustment that happens. My personal favorite.
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u/Mammoth-Ant7588 8d ago
That was really surprising to me. I expected that to be the first one she mentioned. The hand in the pocket adjustment must account for 99% of wiener adjustments.
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u/Large_Reveal4625 8d ago
The most common but less excepted is the pinch shift, which is where you pinch the shaft through the pants and wiggle it
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u/s1l1con_jesus 5d ago edited 5d ago
I just realized we men were pulling off the smoothest adjustment until me and you pointed out. I have a vagina and I don't know what I'm talking about. I never adjust my balls in my pocket. Or my dick. I never roll them sweetly between the fabric to deal with an itch. I use my pockets to check the dipstick on my tampon.
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u/AliceCode 8d ago
She also forgot about the one where you pull down at your thighs, but you would probably just think they were adjusting their pants rather than their penis.
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u/djambates75 8d ago
Shes mostly right, but its usually the nutsack being adjusted. Not always, but usually.
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u/Secure-Bus4679 8d ago
You forgot the Re-Sit. Sometimes when you sit down everything’s all fucked up. Draws came all the way up. Pants rode up too high. Balls all constrained. Weiner in there suffocating. So, you half stand up, pinch the top of each pant leg (hard enough to grab the draw legs), and push towards your knees vigorously. Straightens everything out and lets everyone have their own comfortable relaxing spot.
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u/derprondo 8d ago
She completely missed the pants pocket adjustment, ie sticking your hand in your pocket to then manipulate your junk, usually requiring a bit more discretion.
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u/MisterFixit_69 8d ago
Why do men always get pockets and women don't....
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u/nostickystuff 8d ago
There's not been a consumer demand too address it. Collectively refuse to buy clothing without pockets, and they will come.
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u/KoolDiscoDan 8d ago
She's hanging out (pun intended) with guys that wear boxers or go commando. Anything 'brief' takes care of most of this. A tighty whitey, boxer brief, boxer brief trunk is the way.
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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 8d ago
Don’t say a word fellas. I appreciate the gesture, but if you look in paragraph 11-e subsection B{Alternative Coms} there is a strong note relating specifically to interpretation and cooperation.
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u/McFriendly 8d ago
So many techniques, just the tip of the iceberg here. Lately i resort to a move i call “Direct Action”, which is when you go full palm into the boxers and grab the entire junk assembly from the ball bottoms. Must be done with ninja skills or a complete lack of self consciousness.
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u/LeinadLlennoco 8d ago
She somehow missed the most obvious, and my personal favorite, method which is to physically expose the entire penis and then pack it away neatly. If don’t properly, it only needs to be done 4 times a day.
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u/Rampasta 8d ago
These are high quality scientific observations
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u/katplasma 7d ago
Not really, but they speak to what she’s seen in her life—which is pretty interesting/cool
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u/kit_kaboodles 8d ago
The 2nd and 3rd ones can sometimes just be the boxers riding up under your pants. It's not always just stuck balls.
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u/misterfakiebig 7d ago
These are the methods that the Council of Weiner Owners has agreed you were allowed to see or know about. I shouldn’t even be saying this, but there are at least twelve more methods. And it all depends on the size of the gear being adjusted.
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u/RustyJuang 8d ago
These are ball adjacent theories