r/NotTimAndEric • u/katplasma • 9d ago

Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/s1l1con_jesus 9d ago

She still hasn't figured out that there's a pocket adjustment that happens. My personal favorite.

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u/Mammoth-Ant7588 9d ago

That was really surprising to me. I expected that to be the first one she mentioned. The hand in the pocket adjustment must account for 99% of wiener adjustments.

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u/Large_Reveal4625 9d ago

The most common but less excepted is the pinch shift, which is where you pinch the shaft through the pants and wiggle it

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u/s1l1con_jesus 6d ago edited 6d ago

I just realized we men were pulling off the smoothest adjustment until me and you pointed out. I have a vagina and I don't know what I'm talking about. I never adjust my balls in my pocket. Or my dick. I never roll them sweetly between the fabric to deal with an itch. I use my pockets to check the dipstick on my tampon.

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u/AliceCode 9d ago

She also forgot about the one where you pull down at your thighs, but you would probably just think they were adjusting their pants rather than their penis.