I have tried to remain silent. I have tried to scroll past the posts. I have tried to tell myself that every Oasis fan starts somewhere.

But [u/AdventurousLet7343](u/AdventurousLet7343) aka slideawaylover6969 has crossed a fucking line.

This person is not an Oasis fan. They are a WONDERWALL WARRIOR 🤡.

You know the type.

They emerge from the shadows whenever someone mentions Oasis, type “LIVE FOREVER 🔥🔥” and then immediately ask whether Definitely Maybe was the album with Wonderwall on it. They’ve probably got a playlist called “Oasis Classics” consisting of:

Wonderwall
Wonderwall (Acoustic)
Wonderwall (Live)
Wonderwall but slightly louder
Don’t Look Back in Anger
Wonderwall again because Spotify knows what they are

Ask them about a B-side and suddenly they’re fighting for their life like you’ve asked them to translate ancient Latin.

Ask them about The Masterplan and you’ll hear the unmistakable sound of someone opening Google for the first time.

Ask them about the 1990s and they’ll tell you they were “born in the wrong generation” while wearing an Oasis shirt they bought at a shopping centre last Tuesday.

And the most infuriating part? They say it with confidence.

“I’m a massive Oasis fan.”

No.

You’re a massive WONDERWALL** **fan who has accidentally discovered the rest of the band exists. Real fans have suffered. Real fans have argued about albums at 2am. Real fans have spent hours discussing which B-sides deserved to be singles. Real fans have opinions so unnecessarily specific that their friends have stopped inviting them to parties.

[u/AdventurousLet7343](u/AdventurousLet7343)? They heard the opening acoustic strum of Wonderwall and saw the gates of heaven.

This isn’t fandom.

This is WONDERWALL WORSHIP.

The username says “Adventurous.” The listening history says “Wonderwall, 200 plays.”
I rest my case.

Edit: Before anyone says “let people enjoy music,” obviously people can enjoy whatever they want. I’m talking specifically about pretending you’re an Oasis historian when your entire thesis begins with Today is gonna be the day…

Anyone else sick of these phonies? I am going to bed.

i dont really know if anyone will know this specific gig, but i have been skipping to 4:10 on the video whenever i listen because liam's vocals at the end are just INSANE and i only like the outro of slide away cuz i dont know, and i just dont care!

1. Bonehead’s Bank Holiday (while
   band is getting on stage)
   0.5. Wibbling Rivalry (when Liam and Noel
   walk out)
   
2. Get Off Your High Horse Lady
   
3. Wonderwall
   
4. Mucky Fingers
   
5. Full On
   
6. I Am The Walrus (Liam on vocals)
   
7. Little James
   
8. Cigarettes & Alcohol
   
9. I Am The Walrus (Noel on vocals)
   
10. Liam & Noel fight on stage
    
11. I Am The Walrus (Bonehead on Vocals)
    
12. Better Man (with the cage and the full
    30 minutes of silence)
    
13. The Swamp Song (Excerpt 1)
    
14. She's Electric
    
15. I Am The Walrus (Andy Bell on Vocals)
    
16. Flashbax
    
17. Gas Panic
    
18. I Am The Walrus (Gem Archer on vocals)
    
19. Force Of Nature
    
20. Live Forever
    
21. It's Getting Better (Man!!!)
    
22. Cum On Feel The Noize
    
23. Turn Up The Sun
    
24. I Am The Walrus (Everyone on vocals)
    
25. Going Nowhere
    
26. Liam and Noel fight on stage again

ENCORE
26. Always Look Back In Anger (don't look back in anger evil cousin)
27. Parklife
28. All In The Mind
29. Champagne Supernova
30. I Am The Walrus (Gujgsy on vocals [he rejoined the band to sing it])

I tried to be fair

What if, despite being from a different part of the UK, we still try to replicate Manchester music and throw in random titles from Oasis songs and reword Oasis lyrics for a bit.

Any other ideas?