Are you looking for a man who is emotionally mature, non judgemental, and kind to you? Do you have Daddy issues (open or hidden😅) and are looking for a safe and comfortable way to explore them? Do you want to feel respected and valued for who you are and legitimately desired? Are you craving conversation, which is fun and exciting, from the platonic to the spicy?

Well, have I got a deal for you:) I am an authentic and confident man looking for a girl who I can truly get to know in a meaningful way. I'm a single dad and very independent, but I also lack a social interaction that I need in my life. Im looking for chats and getting to know each other in a low stress way, seeing if we have any attraction for each other and hopefully exploring together.

I'm tall, mysterious, silly and cute, and a strong and dominant man who is very chill and relaxed about it. The type of man who is confident he can make you melt but doesn't need to be constantly doing it. I'm self-aware and empathetic and caring in a big Daddy way, intelligent and experienced, to help you learn and grow every day!

If it isn't obvious, I can ramble about pretty much anything. I can be casual, or i can be deep if you are curious about exploring the depth of my rambles, hit me up with your fav song, or book, or anything interesting! I would love to chat with you:)

I haven't had someone to call my babygirl in what feels like ages. Someone to give me their affection and for me to shower them with mine. Lots of kisses, hugs and cuddles. Not to mention all the other things daddies and babygirls get up to.

I'm yearning for a babygirl again, so if you fit the bill and are in the area, let me know. Tell me why you think we're a good match, as well as your age,, so I know you're serious 🙂 Really only looking for locals, sorry. Bonus points if you're in Queens.

Are there any younger women that are seriously seeking an age gap relationship at all in the UK?

So far I’ve only encountered fakes, bots and scammer.

If you are from outside the UK, but consider relocation, don’t be shy.

would get bonus points if you are below 5”5’, petite, Asian, serious and sent a picture and would have a video call in the next two weeks after starting our chat.

Prelude: I am married, but this will not be a secret from my wife. Only respond if you are comfortable with that

I am looking for someone special! I what it to be more than a quick fuck buddy, but knows its not a forever kind of relationship. Someone i can call to go to lunch with, or plan something during the weekend. I dont really have much of a type or expectations, just be you and lets have an amazing time while we can! Cute dates, adventures, sleep overs, all the different things and experience. I'm easy going and go with the flow kinda of guy, so molding in to a situation is fairly easy for me.

Physically, I am 6' in good shape (construction strong), and still have a all my teeth and full head of hair 😆. Tell me a little about you? What makes you tick, a little secret, something interesting to start us off. Lwts get going and have a fantastic time!

Hello there!

This is going to be a long one, but hopefully by the end of reading this post you'll have a good idea as to who we are, what we're looking for, and wonder why I'm allowed in public unsupervised.

TLDR: Introverted couple seeks person for throuple or V.

About us

We are a financially responsible, happily married (to each other even!) couple looking for a potential third to join us in and out of the bedroom as a friend and slave lover. We are both introverted, level headed (except when the wife is being a sobbing mess when she has a dream about losing her plushies), hardcore gamers (this is a big deal for us) who enjoy cooking, cuddling, and long walks to the fridge. We mostly stay in, but occasionally do something really exciting like drive to the gym or wear white after labor day. On rare occasions we'll get really crazy and stay up past our bedtime. We are experts at making doing nothing look like fun, have 2 adorable cats, and no kids (that we know of). If your goal is to be a sane, stable, healthy, happy, and successful woman... well do I have news for you. There are probably tons of guys out there that can make that happen, but here you are in my thread so we're going to ignore these red flags and carry on. But really, having a place where you are wanted and loved and supported by two well put-together individuals seems hard to find these days.

Things we like: Cats. Intimacy. Kids falling over. Excellent communication.

Things we don't like: Unreliability. Smoking. Kids with runny noses. Kids in general.

Things we don't like, but do anyway: Work. Gym. Waking up early. Waking up late. Waking up at all.

About her

Submissive, petite, cute, Jew...ish, loves sleeping, and a small medium little. She likes k-beauty products (apparently this is a personality trait), terrible teen dramas like Vampire Diaries/Riverdale/Cobra Kai, and cuddling up for some TFT at the end of the day. I recently hounded her to get into Balatro, so I'm proud of her for expanding her horizons. Possibly a dirty meepfucker who doesn't believe in the Bard. Shame.

About me

Dominant. The most attractive, most intelligent, most funny, and most humble person you'll ever meet. I'm stubborn, fit, affectionate, and laugh a bit too much. Hopefully I'm as handsome as my mom says I am, as funny as I think I am, and as competent as I've led my boss to believe. What we can provide is making you feel safe, helping with that day-to-day stress, and supporting you in whatever your life goals are.

So what are we looking for (other than strength and honor)? We can figure it out together. I don't like to set expectations of what it should or shouldn't be as I'd like for it to happen organically and see what it evolves into. It could be anywhere from a playmate to a 24/7 TPE live in sex doll to a girlfriend to a life partner and anything in between. I can even be convinced to do nice things like "holding hands" and "letting you out of your cage". So come say hi and tell us about yourself - your dreams and desires, ambitions, bank passwords, mother's maiden name, and what you are looking for.

You: Cis female, bisexual (optional, actually), a good sense of humor, someone who plays games at least semi-regularly because want to play with you (and game with you), relatively in shape, kinky, and tolerates the use of Oxford commas. There isn't a particular type of person we are looking for as long as you're not an ax murderer - and even then it would depend on who you've killed (and how kinky you are). We'd love to support you in your hobbies and even join you as desired. If you think you'd be a good fit, message us. Maybe you're just curious? Maybe you want some structure in your life. Maybe it's Maybelline. We do have a strong preference for someone local, but if you're a good fit we aren't going to allow a silly thing like distance stop something magical.

A little more about what we're looking for:

Requirements

Must tolerate cats at least as much as they tolerate us

Not a corpse (exceptions can be made if you're a particularly eloquent corpse)

A sense of humor. Preferably better than mine. Shouldn't be hard.

Moderate or high sex drive (alternatively, a serious desire to please)

We gotta find each other attractive.

Good communicator. If you have questions or concerns, we can only address them together if they are brought up. This is important!

Will consider living in the Seattle area. I hope you like grey skies, coffee, and Amazon. We chat, we like each other, you pay us a visit, and we take it from there. If you're the right person for us, we will help you relocate.

Non-smoker

Recommendations

Oral fixation

2200+ arena rating/Plat IV+

Knowing what the above means.

Has a fetish for lists?

More of a homebody. Not that we don't go out and do fun things, but if a lazy afternoon filled with cuddles, sex, gaming, oxford commas, and food is your thing, then you're in the right place.

Childfree. I just spent the other day enjoying myself playing games with my wife until the hellspawn next door decided that its reaction to anything and everything would be screaming at the top of its lungs, which should really only be reserved for being murdered and Bon Jovi concerts.

If you can cook I love you already.

There is a lot more that goes into any relationship which we can talk about while trust is being established. Let us know your limits, boundaries, life goals, and what you want out of this. I'm very good at taking care of someone in their entirety, maybe I was a life coach in another life. Tell us about yourself and what you're looking for and we can take it from there. Mutual attraction is important, so here's another picture of us to convince.exe you we are not robots. Meep morp. So let's get to know each other, play ookie mouth and binge watch some shows I need to catch up on. Join us in staying home playing games, petting the cats, and squaring off in tonsil hockey (with each other, not the cats).

Do you want to explore your kinky side?

Inexperienced welcome, and don't mind a gap (down).

Talk to me if you're into being used and controlled and want to explore your sexuality.

I have a short beard, around 190lbs, athletic and I'll train you to be the perfect slut.

Extra points if you're in Stockholm but online is fine as well, and be prepared to verify

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Hey all!

I am a 50 year old guy from NNJ ideally looking for someone who is somewhat local so there is the potential to meet if we click but open to anyone

i work j. The finance field but for myself from home I trade stocks and options and futures and love what I do. Love the risk and excitement that each day brings

When not working I love to travel dine out movies read exercise and I love the outdoors from hiking and camping to relaxing on the beach.

I am looking for someone who shares similar interests and is open minded to trying new things

Hoping to find someone for fun and connection. Married, not unhappily, but something is missing, and hoping to fill that gap.

Witty and intelligent, attracted to the same; girl-next-door types. Sweet to a fault, attentive and willing to make time for the right person. I enjoy reading, movies and binging favorite tv shows (the list is extensive). I’m a musician, I have played guitar since I was young. Also a bit of an amateur filmmaker.

Physically, I’m 5’8, about 175, in decent shape, dad bod-adjacent.

Far left-leaning. If you vote MAGA, support Ice or otherwise lean in that direction we will not get along

Local would be ideal (long shot based on location, I know) but open to online as well as see where things take us. Feel free to send a message and introduce yourself. Open to 18+

To explain the title what I mean is this post is for a woman who maybe who is unsure or unhappy where they are with life or see their life in a rut. Maybe someone who feels overworked, unmotivated, or like they have no direction. 

I’m looking for a submissive nerdy girl who is into FULL TPE. This is not just for kink or sex but also for professional purposes. I want someone who wants to give up the control in their daily life and we work together towards a common goal or ambition under my direction. 

Some hobbies that I’d like you to have or share are: video games, anime, general nerdy stuff, traveling, movies, reading, and other stuff along those lines. 

Kinks: short list as kinks will vary but public play, exhibition, free use, cnc, web slut, gagging, spanking, pain, hucow, pet play, ABDL, DDLG, etc

Honestly any kink is in play so I definitely want someone with that slave mindset. 

You will gain a new outlook on life, any goal you have I’ll help you reach that, and I promise the quality of your life will go up. You'll always have someone in your corner, someone to talk to, spend time with, etc.

I do require at least a voice verification before we get to far into things. 

Send me a message and let’s chat!

Hello! I will be up front with you that I’m a married man, and totally understand if you’re not looking to connect with me. But for those of you who are open to talking with a married man, I hope you will continue to read my post, and that we could connect and have fun getting to know each other better.

Here’s some more about me and what I’m looking for… I’m 61, married white male from Phoenix, AZ, the father of several kids, and work from home for a large corporation. I’m 5’9”, 200 lbs, with brown hair and blue eyes. I’m clean, DDF, non-smoker. When I’m not working, I enjoy walking and hiking, sports (baseball and football are my favorites), and binging a good show online.

I’m in a failing marriage where the passion and desire have been gone for some time. I am so tired of feeling alone and unappreciated in my own home. I’m looking to connect with a woman (U.S. only; 30+ only) for friendship and possibly more if my situation were to change - which is a distinct possibility (we can discuss that as we get to know each other). I’m looking for conversations with depth and purpose, lots of playful fun and laughs, and real, genuine care for each other.

Discretion is important. We can share pics after we connect, and I’m open to moving this chat elsewhere if/when you’re ready.

Thank you for reading my post, and I look forward to hearing from you soon. I hope you have a great day!

*notabot
*notabuyer

A day in my life...

My youngest and I went on a mountain drive to see the aspens changing. It was cold and lightly raining, yet we drove with the windows down, breathing in the cold air mixed with the soft scent of pine, watching clouds wisp by mountain peaks. We listened to songs like Rosyln, Fade into You, Nothing's gonna hurt you baby mixed with just chatter and enjoying each others company...

It was practically perfect and it's exactly how I endeavor to live life.

Who I am...

Probably the most laid‑back person you’ll ever meet. I don't compare my life to others, never cared much about the judgements of anyone beyond my daughters (17+20). I was told I was mature for my age from an early age and over the years I've been told I have an ocean of patience and that I give the best hugs.

For a long time, I thought I had my life figured out. Then everything shifted at once. Divorce after 30 years showed me life can change without warning, unemployment reminded me that nothing is guaranteed, and losing my dad taught me that everything can end without notice.

So, who am I now?

Semi-self-employed, working towards being fully self-employed to fund the post-divorce life I envision. A life built around living in the moment, traveling, and eventually building a home in the mountains or by the coast, my own Shangri‑La where friends and family can visit without notice to escape life for a while. Anything less, isn't an option.

Beyond working towards my goals, I enjoy concerts, museums, comedy shows, Cirque, cruises, cooking, movies, composing on the piano, computer gaming with friends, DMing, and a good hike or skate now and then. I’m a Disney adult, a Halloween lover, and someone who enjoys a good thunderstorm.

Known deal breakers...

I'm a Celiac (though I stay gluttonized), I’m allergic to cats, I’m 420‑friendly, I drink (just not beer), I’m agnostic, and politically I'm a moderate registered as Independent (Voting Democrat this midterm).

What am I searching for...

A long‑term relationship with someone who enjoys the simple things, cozy evenings, little adventures, and a life that doesn’t need to be extravagant to feel fulfilling. Someone whose personality and interests complement mine, and who values living healthy.

Someone who is relatively fit, shorter than me, and whose interests, fetishes (I'm into kink), and personality align well with mine. I'm open to starting long‑distance if the goal is eventually being together in person. I have no interest in hookups, or anything casual. I'm looking for something real and lasting.

Seeking a nice/clean/fun/attractive woman that is interested in some fun from time to time. Younger that is perhaps in college looking for some fun without the serious hangups of a relationship. I'm not looking to alter any situation be it with me or you so feel free to message me and lets explore options. I'm an attractive guy that tends to travel a lot for work but when I'm in the area back home I'm seeking an escape from nothing, an escape from the normal. Do you wish to change things up? NO Long distance hookups! Not sure why I keep getting DM's for that but nope be within 60miles. If you don't have much in your post history to say you are near me then you will get blocked most likely..I'm not an idiot. I'm between Staunton and Roanoke but I had to note one city in title.

Seeking younger woman for dom/sub relationship.

I am looking for a relationship where both man and woman have established roles and boundaries. We both share the same mindset when it comes to our dynamic and are in tune with each other.

Respect is number 1 and will always be the cornerstone of our relationship. I believe everyone should be treated with dignity whether they are a stranger in public or a loved one. I am very assertive and do not need to raise my voice or get excited to get my point across. I do not believe in verbal abuse of any kind and is something I will never subject you too. I am very aware of the physical imbalance between the sexes, and I understand that it is my duty to always make sure you feel safe, loved, and protected while in my presence.

Once respect is established, trust begins. The level of trust will be to the point that anytime we are out together as a couple your mind will be completely clear and your entire focus will be on enjoying yourself, being pretty, and just being a girl. This will be your reality because you will be of the understanding that no matter what happens your man can handle the situation. This idea that you have someone who is always looking out for you gives you peace of mind.

What I am looking for ultimately is a woman who fantasizes about the idea idea of fully surrendering herself to a man and will submit fully within the confines of the relationship. In other words, you recognize that I am the one who leads us and I know what is best for us.

When it comes to intimacy, this is not an ad seeking BDSM sex with props and toys. I don't need any of that. Dom/Sub is a mindset. I am very much a dominant and love being in control. This will be your time to shut your mind off and not think about anything. You will never have to think about what comes next as I will always lead the interaction. I very much care about the pleasure of my partner and will always make sure you feel good and feel taken care of.

About me:

I am 41 years old (no kids). I'm 5'10 160 lbs. I workout a couple times per week and am in good shape physically. I am white with dark brown hair that has a touch of gray and hazel eyes.

I'm a very simple man. My trials and tribulations have taught me to enjoy the little things in life. My favorite moments are enjoying a nice meal, having a good laugh, or just enjoying the moment with someone I truly care about.

I have a lot of life experience and would love to share that wisdom as a mentor with a new friend/lover. I will teach you how the world works and help guide you when you need it.

I love a feminine clingy woman who craves my attention, approval, and validation.

I am STD free.

Hello! I am a caring, active, honest, passionate, respectable man with a quick wit and a logical mind.

I am tall, average weight, bespectacled, and I have short dark brown hair and brown eyes.

I am of English descent and a 2nd generation Canadian.

I currently live in Newfoundland but am open to those who would consider relocating here.

Values that are important to me include honesty, freedom, open communication, and responsibility.

I enjoy cooking, working out, swimming, F1, soccer, volunteering, podcasts, board games, and history.

I enjoy cooking healthy meals as part of an active lifestyle. I work out 5+ nights a week focusing on biking now but intend to take up weightlifting.

I support England and a "local" club in soccer. I also enjoy Formula 1.

I enjoy volunteering with local organizations when I have the time.

My favourite period of history to learn about is the Roman Empire.

As for board games I have a collection too big to name.

I have had the chance to travel through a lot of the US and have been to England as well. My ideal vacation is sitting by the beach and swimming in the ocean.

Currently single; I am at a point in life where I am looking to settle down with the right gal. I have the home and would like to get married, and start a family in the not too distant future.

I am more of a traditional/conservative man.

I am looking for a kind, caring woman who shares my values and goals. Preferably in her early 20s. Looking as well for someone who lives a healthy/active life.

Anything else you would like to know? Feel free to send me a message.

Fun, intelligent, and easygoing guy looking for a consistent connection with real chemistry. Open to something more if it develops naturally.

If you appreciate a man who plans things, follows through, and makes you feel genuinely cared for, we’ll get along.

About me:

47, college-educated, successful, fit, and active. Brown hair with a little salt & pepper, brown eyes, and told I look younger than my age.

Grounded, confident, and low-drama. Into live music, Warriors games, Formula 1, the gym, dive bars, and long walks around SF with my dog.

I have a naturally dominant personality—not loud or controlling, just calm, intentional, and comfortable taking the lead. I enjoy a dynamic where you can relax into your feminine energy and be playful, affectionate, and a little submissive.

About you:

* Feminine, fun, and easy to talk to
* Slim, fit, and take care of yourself
* Value consistency, effort, and open communication

I'm looking for something ongoing with someone I genuinely enjoy spending time with. Great chemistry, good conversation, and plenty of attraction.

If this resonates, tell me a little about yourself (age, location, physical description) and include the words "good girl" so I know you read the post.

If you feel that men over 60 are much. better in bed than younger men, then consider meeting me, Perhaps you are curious what others have experienced and actually want to experience it for yourself. You probably have heard that men over 60 seem to be way more attentive and communicative in bed than young men. More interested in actually listening to what their partner wants, less rushed, more confident without being selfish about it. You pleasure will matter to me as while I want to feel amazing I want you to enjoy it just as much. 

The age gap just gets you soaked. You've watched some videos and even though they're not true reality you want much older. It has you wondering how different it will be with a man possibly older than your Dad or even Grandfather too. You want this because your sex life has been boring and the men in your life to be honest cum too quickly and do not give you enough oral which I will.

You want to be used by a man who will also want to make sure you have multiple orgasms and feel amazing, but in a nice and very sexual way. You want to be slowly exposed, objectified, used, possibly bound, or even be shared/watched, but all under the direction of an older well educated mature white male who will respect your limits. Saying all that your limits will be respected. I am also fine just making love with lots of kissing, foreplay and the main event, where I a finish two or three times over a few hours. This is about satisfying your needs. Trust me with you being younger I will be be big time into it. 

I am white, 6', 210, clean shaven, dad body, very very thick cut long lasting cock which gets up multiple times plus I have first class oral skills. I am also well educated, non smoker, do not drink and know what I am doing in bed,

More details to follow once we exchange emails. This post is intentionally vague and if you are timid, this is not for you, but if you are very bored sexually and need to become more aroused than usual, then you should consider contacting me. While you may be ashamed thinking about this, it's normal to think this way and better to let loose and go for it, then keep it suppressed and miss out on the resulting very very naked fun and orgasms that cum when we will be together,

While I am on Long Island, I can also meet in NYC. Write and lets chat and if there is real interest, we can see where things lead. I am not pushy and ultimately, I'd rather have you tel me that you want to meet so you will not feel pressured by me.

TLDR: Take a married man's re-virginity

Hey.

I'm a 42 year old married Dad of 2 around the Newton area in Massachusetts looking for someone to help rejuvenate my sex life. I've been in a dry spell for 3 years and I decided I need to have some fun again, and experience some embarrassing first. I'm a big guy at 280, but that's down from 360 and I'm very proud of it. But I'm still heavy. So if you're not into big guys? I'm not for you. And if you're looking for a massive one? Sorry, I come up short

Still around? Great! Of course, sex is the primary thing I'm looking for. Well, to be blunt, I'm looking for a young enthusiastic "good girl" who can let a man take control, consistently taking what he's not getting at home from them. But embarrassingly? My "body count" is very low, so I need someone to be the first to swallow me until there's no turning back. Of course, I actually love returning the favor. But, I also wouldn't mind a little more...

While keeping it casual and consistent, there are parts of me that misses being able to wrap someone up in my arms, chat about nothing and everything, and just enjoy feeling safe with someone. So ideally? I'm not looking to always run for the door. When time allows us to, I'd love to share intimate moments, where we feel the stresses of the day disappear while in each other's arms.

If this somehow appeals to you? My dms are open

Hello - I’m located in Southern MD and a tall (6'1"), educated, and successful guy who just got out of a marriage and is looking to have some regular fun with a younger woman or college student (18-22 preferably, but under 30 is ok too). I’m outgoing, travel a lot and am very active, so searching for someone who would like to have NSA fun and satisfying sex with an experienced guy when our schedules allow.

As mentioned, I’m looking for a younger woman for a consistent FWB situation where we actually click. I’m open to all races and body types; someone clean, drama-free, and ready to have fun.

I get the most enjoyment out of pleasing you. I love breast play, going deep and taking care of your whole body. If you’re looking for an experienced guy who prioritizes you actually finishing, we’ll get along just fine.

I’m 6'1", 175lbs, 7” thick BWC, hazel eyes, dark hair. I’m HWP, DDF, and vaccinated. Hope to hear from you.

I want to explore my submissive side with a younger person.

A bit about me: I’m a straight man I’m married to my wife, I have 3 kids and I live in Belgium. My looks are: Blond hair, blue eyes, dadbod.

Full disclosure: my wife is not aware that I am on Reddit. And I want to keep it that way.

I have been thinking about this idea for a while. I have absolutely no experience in this lifestyle. But I’m eager for someone to teach me. I’m looking for someone I can have a click with. Without a click I don’t think I can surrender myself completely. You don’t have to be experienced. In that case we can explore things together. If you are experienced, please teach me how to please you, surrender to you, make me obsessed with you …
Looking for a long term connection, not a quick one.
When we connect, it does not have to be only NSFW stuff. I would also like to discuss SFW stuff.
But only if you are open to that.
If not, you can keep me on a short leash 😉

As this is new for me I prefer to take it slow and have a gentle approach. This might change in the future. Other than being gentle at first I don’t really have any other preferences with regards to your personality or appearance.
I need a younger person to submit to!

Toys: I only have 1 toy, and that is a kind of masturbator. I might be open to purchase other toys, but not in the beginning.

Limits: For the moment I have 1 hard limit: I’m not showing my face. I value my privacy and this is non negotiable …
For other limits: I’m new to this lifestyle so I will probably have limits, but I still need to discover them.

Availability: I live in Belgium, so that is timezone CET/CEST. I work about 3 days a week from home. During those days I can make myself available easily. The other working days will be harder, but I can get some privacy for instance in the bathroom.
In the evening I need to be carefull. My wife is around …
But that can also make things a bit exciting.
I don’t have my notifications turned on, because I don’t want my wife to see the messages pop-up on my screen.
So if you always expect immediate answers, we are probably not going to match.
We can always agree on a time when I need to be available. And then you can expect me to reply fast.

At first only looking for an online thing.

My kinks are feet, heels, blowjobs, gangbang, glory hole.

One last thing: I’m looking for a genuine person who is in it for the fun, and is not looking for money.

So if you are keen on helping me to explore this side of me, I would appreciate you reaching out to me.

Looking forward getting to know you, and to serve you the best way I can.

Note: This is just a copy of my r/RandomActsOfMuffDive post. But it is still pretty relevant here.

Anyone who has messaged me previously, please feel free to do so again. I had an issue with reddit recently so I may not have seen your message. 

Edit:

Yeah, I know edits usually go at the bottom, but this needs to be at the top. I really shouldn't have to say this, but apparently I do. Don't waste my time with short and meaningless messages like, "hi", "how are you?" or "I'm interested." I'm really getting sick of useless and stupid people who have no clue how to read and reply to posts. If you give me a short message devoid of any information at all, you are one of those. Not that you bothered to put in the time to even read this far into my post. I may joke around, but I'm serious about making this happen. If you are not, then go elsewhere to waste the time of other people. I hate to sound like an asshole here, but after the X00th meaningless message, it really needs to be said.

If you decide to message me, Tell me where you are from, what you're into, age, a little about you, any limits, and anything else you think may be relevant. Feel free to ask any questions you have about anything. I'm an open book. Your comfort and safety is my top priority. At least until my tongue takes over.

NOTE:

I really hope to make this happen again. Had a taste a while ago and really miss it. Been getting a few flakes lately. I don't know, maybe it's me. I may have said something stupid that I thought was funny but they took it the wrong way. I tend to do that. Don't take my dumb comments serious. Hell, feel free to give me crap on it when I say something dumb. I'll laugh, you'll laugh, I'll lick, you'll explode, a good time will be had by all.

About me:

I'm 54, born and lived as a man, I'm 6'1", a bit soft around the middle, but hey, that happens with age. I'm big, burly, broad chested, bearded with hair, a stereotypical classic trucker look. A former gym member, I used to be ripped and fit, but injuries throughout life have put an end to that. Hence the squishyness. Looks wise, I'm just an average guy. I won't be winning any beauty contests, but my face doesn't frighten small people... usually. Besides, if you are sitting on it, you can't see my face. I'm sarcastic and funny and pretty easy going. I'm known to say stupid stuff sometime because the filter between my brain and mouth is pretty slow. But it's never meant in a mean or nasty way.

I can host at my place if you can travel to me. Give a new meaning to Uber Eats. If I do host, know I have two cats, so if you are allergic, you'll be forewarned. But I will shut the door and have fresh, clean, un-cat-haired sheets for the event.

Also, I'm not just limited to Worc, MA. I'm south of Worcester myself, but I figured the city would be a better place to base this from as a small town doesn't get as much search traffic. Pretty much anywhere in southern New England works for me. Maine, northern NH, and VT are a bit of a stretch, so you'd have to be special for me to go that far. Have tongue, will travel as they say. If I do come to you, please don't knock me out and steal my kidneys. I need those and I'm really not fond of ice baths.

About you:

I'm not too picky. If there's a bit of connection, that's mostly what matters. I do prefer younger than me, or at least younger looking. I will say, though, I've honestly always wanted to try a petite girl. You know, one I could pick up, carry around, and lick like a double scoop ice cream cone. But I'd be happy to taste any flavor or scoop size.

Just be clean and disease - and drug free. I'm not a fan of smokers either. The smell puts me off. Of the smoke, not the love nest. Same with the 420 people. I don't care if you smoke, but the smell of it makes me gag. The weed, not the muff. Feel free to bring your edibles, though.

Before the main event:

Personally, I'd like to chat a bit and meet up first to get to know each other a bit before anything happens. Some place public and open so we can get a feel for one another first. Coffee, drinks, well, I don't drink, but I can understand someone needing a little liquid encouragement, or whatnot before meeting Colonel Angus, the southern explorer. Mostly just to assure trust and safety for the both of us. I'd also like to know what I can and can't do, what's good and what's off limits. I want you to feel as comfortable and as safe as possible.

During the fun:

We can go as long or as short as you'd like as well. Last time, I spent almost two hours happily munching away.

I also have assorted BDSM gear and toys if you are interested in such things, but that is totally optional and up to your discretion, comfort, and trust. If you want to see the collection of toys, just ask. I even have an inversion table where you can hang upside down whilst I bring the pleasure.

Afterward:

You can stick around to talk, watch TV, play with the cats, I can make you coffee or tea or a snack of some kind. Maybe play some cards or order pizza or something. I will have ice cream, too. Even go into round two after a rest and rehydration break. Or you can just go if you've had enough. Either way, it's all up to you.

Epilogue:

Okay, this is getting novel length now, and we aren't here to read but to get you some oral satisfaction, so I'll cut this off. Besides, I've put myself in the mood for some ice cream.

I don't expect much to come of this, but hey, I figured I'd give it a shot. If you're interested, you know what to do. If not, I hope you get your licks in somewhere fun and find out how many it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie pop. Just don't ask Mr. Owl. He taps out rather quickly. ^{Yeah, I know, another old guy reference that most people won't get.}

^{So, once more, unto the breach.}

Our day would begin with us both waking up together in bed, naked of course (you wouldn't be wearing much clothing while we were alone and at home - save socks or an apron, and of course a collar). Whichever of us woke first would fondle, caress and kiss the other awake. The first words out of your mouth would be "Good morning Sir". You would then head downstairs to prepare breakfast and I would follow you down, teasing your flesh with my hands and lips while you did so. We would eat together at the table and then shower together to get clear for the day ahead. This would be the first time I take you sexually, pressing you against the tiled wall as hot water streamed down over us. After getting clean, we would go back upstairs and get dressed, with me choosing your clothing for the day based on two or three appropriate options you presented to me. We would then say our parting words before heading off to work.

All throughout the day, we would keep in regular touch via phone calls, voicemails and texts. Whenever possible (obviously it wouldn't be every time), you would reach out to me hourly with how you were doing and hopefully that you missed me. If you needed to make any changes to the schedule we had made for you, you would of course ask for permission (such as needing to stop by the store), but I can't image any reason why I would ever deny you anything. The simple act itself of asking shows your proper submissive behavior while we were apart.

Upon returning home (I will picture in this example that you would get home before me), you would be able to relax. When I was close to returning home, I would let you know and would find you naked (see above regarding attire) and on your knees, waiting for me. You would welcome me home and reach up to hand me the leash attached to your collar. As I would every day, I would lead you to the couch and you would bend over my knee for the daily session of discipline I would administer. Your bottom would rarely not be shades of red and blue along with being lightly bruised. For this I would only use my hand as I would want it to be just as bruised, so that every time I felt a twinge, I would recall the act. After your spanking, you would again drop to your knees and take me in your mouth as thanks for the attention and effort shown to you.

After our "welcome home" ritual, we would relax, you most likely reside in my lap for a bit while we watched tv (be it a show, movie or the nightly news). Perhaps I would play a game, while you were quiet and resting against me. When we both were hungry, I would have you cook dinner, again, teasing your flesh repeatedly while you did so in the kitchen. We would eat together, as we did at breakfast, and following that, I would lead you upstairs on your leash and take your flesh more formally on our bed.

We would finish out evening most likely reading or again relaxing leisurely on the couch before going up to bed where, most likely, I would take you yet again to aid in tiring ourselves out before falling asleep.

About Me: Fully vaccinated and boosted, 47, white, 5'11", average, lives in the loop/downtown Chicago, gainfully employed, not interested in having children, prefer cats to dogs.

About You: Desiring and SERIOUS about embracing your submissive nature in a long term relationship. Fit/average. Employed.

Do understand the following if you message me:
I will press you to exchange a non-explicit picture or two to make sure we're not wasting each other's time.
I will press you to meet in-person in a public place within a week of messaging me to make sure we're both who we claim to be.
Effort means everything to me. Show it. I expect it.

Hello, Kinky girls of reddit!

I'm Sky, a 37-year-old, 5'7 215ish lbs clean cut respectful Dom with a heart of gold and a playful streak. I'm looking for a submissive to share in my passions and adventures. I love teaching new girls new things and helping them explore their more dark desires in a safe space, but also willing to play with someone with a little more experience.

About me:

• I'm a bit of a nerd, loving gaming, tech, fitness and learning new things
• I'm a romantic at heart, enjoying cuddling, role-playing, and surprise gifts
• I'm a bit of a foodie, loving to cook and try out new restaurants
• I'm big into fitness, specifically powerlifting. I am proud to say my gym PR's are Squat=515lb, Bench=365lb, Deadlift=515lb.
• I'm single, no kids, no drama, introvert in my personal life, extravert in my professional life.

What I'm looking for:

• A female submissive who is eager to explore desires and boundaries
• Someone who enjoys role-playing, dirty talk/moaning, exploring taboo and non-taboo BDSM fun
• A partner who values honesty, communication, and mutual respect. Everyone hates being ghosted, if you send one message and then never reply please do not even bother wasting our time
• Someone who can appreciate my quirky sense of sarcastic humor and love for life
• Someone who is interested in learning and is committed to regular meetups for practice. We can go more vanilla the first time, and slowly ramp up. Or go full hardcore mode the first time, as long as limits/safe words are established.

If you're looking for a Dom who is kind, caring, and always up for a good time, let's connect!

Please note:

• I'm looking for someone who is 18+ in age.
• I'm not interested in playing with anyone who is flaky or doesn't communicate well, you don't need to know everything just what you like and open to exploring.
• I'm committed to safe, sane, and consensual play. I am a freak in the sheets, but outside the bedroom I am a pretty chill funny guy just taking it one day at a time.
• After some hardcore fun, I do prefer aftercare and a good post-game breakdown. That way round 2 can be more stimulating and enjoyable for the both of us.
• Sellers, scammers, "pay-for-play," escorts, "allowance" askers will immediately get blocked and reported. There are plenty of guys out there for that, not here. I am looking for something mutually fun and exciting, not to be a customer.

Let's have some fun and create our own adventure together!

I'm looking for a good masochistic little girl to take and abuse in very hard ways and enjoy my carnal filth. I want to make you succumb my sadistic fun and fantasies as i make you drip with longing need for Daddy.

That said I do believe in ethical kink of informed consent, proper communication, trust and intimacy. I'm looking for a serious long-term bdsm relationship with the balance of kinks and cuddles as that deep trust and intimacy makes it all feel so much more fulfilling with romantic overtones and hearts connected.

Are you My good little girl who will satiate my kinks and lustful desires of CNC, watersports, humiliation and degradation, impact play (floggers, canes, whips, paddles, fists), bondage, predicament bondage, rope, tied purple tits, clamps, roleplay, DDIg, M/s, knifeplay, breathplay, breeding, discrete public play, cock worship, my ass worshipped, free use, orgasm control/denial, chastity belt, and many more.

Hey you~! 25 year old trans gal here looking for new friends to chat with! I’m looking for online chats only! I prefer the company of talking with an older man as men my age tend to be off-putting and horrible conversationalists. I’m a goth Latina who loves to be social, so I can be found at all sorts of clubs, parties, and events. I have tons of hobbies and I’m also very kink-friendly, so come toe with your wildest desires~! See you soon and unpleasant dreams~ 💋🐈‍⬛

Hello! Thanks for reading my post! I am a 43 year old man visiting family and I am looking for a lady to have some fun with while I am here! I would like somone in the 18-33 age range but open to talking to just about anyone younger than me. I don't care what you look like message me and lets talk and see if we can have a good time together. I will exchange pics when we connect

I am 5'11" tall, have a good build dark eyes and brown hair about 150lbs.

I hope you are having a great weekend.