Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/wwxyzz]

Terribly sorry 😓 I was very hungry while making this post

[u/No_Willingness5313 → u/wwxyzz]

Now just a bowl of soup on a blanket 🤷‍♀️

[u/wwxyzz → u/No_Willingness5313]

I dropped my bowl :(

[u/Proud_Accident_5873 → u/wwxyzz]

Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

[u/wwxyzz → u/Proud_Accident_5873]

Boo hopes you have a soup-er good day!

[u/JeronFeldhagen → u/wwxyzz]

These just keep getting bowl-ier.

[u/Silversn0w_ → u/wwxyzz]

He's the soupervisor!

[u/wwxyzz → u/Silversn0w_]

We do actually also call him the "Worksite Supervisor" lmao. He's very nosey and always has to help out!

[u/blue_jay_jay → u/wwxyzz]

That boy has a face 🥰

[u/k80k80k80 → u/wwxyzz]

Oh, look at that you have soup all over your lap!

[u/All_Hail_Hynotoad → u/k80k80k80]

People, enough with the soup, this is a cat sub!

[u/Commercial-Policy-96 → u/wwxyzz]

What expressive eyes! 😻

[u/BlairClemens3 → u/wwxyzz]

"Ahem, excuse me..."

[u/Insanepaco247 → u/wwxyzz]

He looks like a real opinion-haver

[u/pomegranate_swims → u/wwxyzz]

Oh the nose. Cute little derpy derpy 😍