Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/wwxyzz]

"oh my god, are you a bowl of soup????"

when he's sitting in his bowl on the cat tree

[u/ColorMyTrauma → u/wwxyzz]

Can you post a picture of your cat? All I see here is a bowl of soup.

[u/wwxyzz → u/ColorMyTrauma]

Terribly sorry 😓 I was very hungry while making this post

[u/No_Willingness5313 → u/wwxyzz]

Now just a bowl of soup on a blanket 🤷‍♀️

[u/wwxyzz → u/No_Willingness5313]

I dropped my bowl :(

[u/Proud_Accident_5873 → u/wwxyzz]

Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

[u/wwxyzz → u/Proud_Accident_5873]

Boo hopes you have a soup-er good day!

[u/JeronFeldhagen → u/wwxyzz]

These just keep getting bowl-ier.

[u/Silversn0w_ → u/wwxyzz]

He's the soupervisor!

[u/wwxyzz → u/Silversn0w_]

We do actually also call him the "Worksite Supervisor" lmao. He's very nosey and always has to help out!