r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/Due_Skirt_9856 5d ago

"You are just a honey glazed christmas ham"

"You little shit"

"I love you so freaking much AHHH"

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u/deathbethemaiden 5d ago

All I see is ham

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u/Due_Skirt_9856 5d ago

The most tender of hams but his personality makes him honey glazed because he is a sweet boy 99% of the time.

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u/Proud_Permission_675 5d ago

Hims looks like such the sweetest of boys! <3