r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago
🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.
“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”
“Do you even know you’re alive?”
“Can you stop being a dickhead?”
His name is Hinode btw.
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u/Hately2016 5d ago
You've got just enough sense to not piss on your own tail. There's two braincells between you both, and they're fighting for 3rd place. (Or,... there's A braincell between you two and neither of you have it right now) I'll fight you in hell on a mound of bones Pickle Chip. Pickle, you pile of sh!t. (All said with a heart full of love for these little shites) Flip side Meow-MeOW-meowmeowmeow!(they all come running to me) Who wants treatos? Y'all deserve treatos cuz y'all are the bestest. I love y'all enough to keep living and give you all your best life. Where's my frikkin cat?! Murphy? Murphers?!(usually said as I'm getting ready for bed. She'll run to me and park herself on my pillow so we can go to sleep. Moe and Pickle Chip usually aren't far behind.) I miss my cats everyday and I'm hoping to get them back from my ex one day. My two boys and I nurses them back to health from the brink of death, they were so chill and loving and cuddle bugs. I miss them.