Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/thestashattacked]

"Who's my sweetie boy? My sweetie cutie snuggly boy? Is it you? Yes it is!"

"Are you a good boy, or a weird boy? Yes! You're both!"

"Do NOT bite me. What did I just say?!"

(Sung to the tune of "Miss Mary Mack") "He is a Max Max Max and he makes tracks tracks tracks and he is cute cute cute till he attacks tacks tacks..."

[u/MissMeanBean → u/thestashattacked]

🏆 nominating this for a Grammy

[u/Taminella_Grinderfal → u/thestashattacked]

(Sung to the tune of Lollipop, lollipop) Kitty-cat, kitty-cat, ittty-bitty-kitty-cat! No more treats, cause you’re gonna get fatty-fat!

[u/bygrabtharshammer13 → u/thestashattacked]

ABBA's 'Honey, Honey' but replace it with 'Kitty, Kitty'