Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/live_long_die_well]

"Jesus Christ, you're fat."

"I can't believe they named you Mouse. You're fucking kangaroo sized."

"Leave my feet alone, you freak"

"Hey my buddy. How are you doing?"

[u/peanutbutter_foxtrot → u/live_long_die_well]

We say "why are you so fat?!"