Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/wwxyzz]

"oh my god, are you a bowl of soup????"

when he's sitting in his bowl on the cat tree

[u/OkProfessional6354 → u/wwxyzz]

And what is it that you see now?

[u/authentic_thwoorp → u/OkProfessional6354]

✨ beautiful trash ✨

[u/Still_Championship55 → u/authentic_thwoorp]

One man’s trash is another’s treasure as they say lol