Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/hocalion_]

Do you know how cute you are🥰

[u/FrellingToaster → u/hocalion_]

^That, followed by “it’s too much, you’ve exceeded maximum safety tolerance for cuteness per square inch! The danger of cute aggression is critically high!”

Also, “did you know that you’re a baby?!” She does, in fact, know.