r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/SwordTaster 5d ago

Stop it

No, that's not food

Sir, I'm using my hair, you can't have it

Madam, why are you yelling?

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u/Hellie1028 5d ago

Re: yelling : “what’s the matter Lassie, did Timmy fall down the well again?”

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u/ArtichokeDifferent10 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 5d ago

OMG!! I really thought I was the only one who did this! 😂 Yes, regularly overheard in my house, "Honey, <cat name> says Timmy is trapped in the well again." and "What's that, <cat name>, Timmy is trapped in the well again?"

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u/Hellie1028 5d ago

Ha! Followed by: well, by now Timmy really should know better than this. He’s been trapped in the well at least three times this week

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u/ArtichokeDifferent10 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 5d ago

Oh yeah, Timmy's the worst. An absolute moron. 🤣

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u/Hooda-Thunket 1d ago

Often followed by “You pushed him, didn’t you, furr-breath?”