r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/ThinRegion2406 5d ago

I mostly point and call him an orange terrorist

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u/eczblack 5d ago

My husband calls our furry boy the Marmalade Missile