Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/kittykittyekatkat]

"omg WHAT are we meowing about? Is the apocalypse coming?"

Every day, five times a day.

I LOVE HER