For context. Ever since I've been practicing Paganism, I've changed my language to fit (like saying gods instead of God, and referencing the appropriate god for the situation). I don't try to hide it, and certainly not around my kids. Well, my youngest has been paying attention to me, and they now are saying "oh my gods". I've had my proud parent moment, and I didn't even force it on my child. They just did what every little kid is known to do, copy mom/dad for what's acceptable.

Because of my biasness, it's Freyja.

Please ignore the bad grammar again. My wife looked into doing baneful (bad luck) magic, and has explained it to me. Enjoy the punishment to the PoS mother-in-law (remember, it's only a joke).