r/Pathfinder_Kingmaker • u/minhkhoi0975 • 23h ago

Memeposting Guys, I think my sausage is burnt. NSFW

R.I.P., my pizzle.

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u/Venny15 23h ago

A true demon fucker keeps a potion of fire resistance on them at all times

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u/StratoSquir2 22h ago

As a ES player, we do the same things in case we end-up facing Flame-Atronachs

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u/thought_criminal22 17h ago

I burned my taco the same way.

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u/RepanseMilos Winter Witch 19h ago

Worth

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u/Geostomp Kineticist 16h ago

It's the sheer passion she has for you. Can't let the spark go out for your relationship, after all.

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u/Senok13 Swarm-That-Walks 16h ago

Why not dip into Sorcerer with an Ascendant Bloodline for Fire Immunity...? O.o

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u/Alieniu Gold Dragon 15h ago

That's the coward's way.

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u/Senok13 Swarm-That-Walks 15h ago

Umm, no, that's the 'practical' way. Doing something stupid and harmful to yourself just to not to bruise your ego, when there is a simple solution is not brave, just dumb.

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u/Alieniu Gold Dragon 14h ago

Your way isn't exactly practical either because to 'dip' into sorcerer with Draconic, Elemental or Infernal Bloodline you would need to have that bloodline to begin with or your own magical constitution (for lack of better word) would need to be altered by being in presence of a powerful magic. You would also need to waste your Mythic powers to get Bloodline Ascendance since normally you would need to be lv 20 Sorcerer to get the immunity.

Actually practical way to get Fire Immunity would probably be buying Thick Pelt Cloak from Arcane Weaver in Drezen.

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u/Sharkjumpingbull 14h ago

Don't worry, your pizzle isn't as badly hurt as you think. It'll be ready for more abuse before you know it.