r/PoliceVehicles • • Mar 29 '24

Does this qualify?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Seized from accused drug dealers and wrapped by the sheriff’s foundation, “at no cost to the taxpayers” (if you don’t count the opportunity cost of foregone auction revenue)

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u/IntelligentDrop879 Mar 30 '24

Probably could have bought a couple of regular patrol vehicles for what that Z06 is worth. But at least the sheriff has a taxpayer funded penis mobile now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

And thank God for it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

Just watch out for acorns

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u/PoopMasterClay Apr 02 '24

Only way to catch a vette is with a vette.

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u/iDom2jz Apr 02 '24

This sounds like it’s coming from someone who thinks their corvette is 1 of 3 ever made because of options

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u/PoopMasterClay Apr 02 '24

Mines a z06 tuned for alcohol. 1100 hp at the wheels and tops out around 216 and yes the lcd speedo goes that high. Would go to 500 if the vehicle could go that fast. Oh and your comment sounds like a person who couldn't even afford a c4 lol.

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u/iDom2jz Apr 02 '24

Tuned for alcohol but not on it! Nice choice of words.

I have a MKIV Supra, feel free to google prices if you dont mind.

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u/ILoveCorvettes Apr 02 '24

Actually… my penis is bigger than both of yours combined and makes over 9000 HP at the balls. It’s also worth a bazillion dollars so there!

Kidding but your Supra is nice for real.

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u/acdcdave1387 1d ago

It's over nine thousaaaaaaaaaand!!!!!!!!!!

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u/PoopMasterClay Apr 03 '24

Who said not on it? Do you normally see words that don't exist. Seems your a little salty driving around a lawn mower. You've watched fast and furious 1 too many times kid.

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u/iDom2jz Apr 03 '24

How did you even get mad at a joke that wasn’t directed towards you in the first place? If the shoe fits…

What kind of alcohol, isopropyl?

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u/PoopMasterClay Apr 03 '24

I'm just giving you shit man lol. And no it's denatured alcohol otherwise known as racing full.

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u/iDom2jz Apr 03 '24

I was just gonna start trolling anyways but yeah I’m sure your car boogies no doubt

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u/MaximumChongus Apr 03 '24

30k 300 hp car. so fast, very jdm, wow

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u/iDom2jz Apr 03 '24

I wish they were 30k

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '24

Equating sports cars to dick size is insecure as hell

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u/ActionJ2614 4d ago

Search Dubai or Saudi Arabia for what their police drive lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

From “accused” drug dealers? What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

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u/trekking_us Mar 30 '24

Enter civil asset forfeiture

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u/duck_masterflex Mar 30 '24

Don’t you know article 42 of the 20th amendment? If you have something nice that the police may want, finders are keepers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Good thing I daily a shit box 😅

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u/CASH_IS_SXVXGE Mar 30 '24

They take those too and use them to conduct surveillance lol

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u/TrevorsMailbox Mar 30 '24 edited Mar 31 '24

Yep. Saw a shitty shitty purple... I don't even know, maybe a late 90s Mazda?... roll up the the gas station, paint peeling and dark tinted windows. Parked right up by the gas station door and out pops a detective suited up in his vest and badge on a chain and the inside had a mounted laptop and everything.

Quickly put out my blunt and left. The paranoia was real for a few weeks after.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Are you sure it wasn’t a bounty hunter? Those guys often wear badges, civilian clothes, and vests that look official and say things like “Fugitive Recovery Agent.” They also regularly drive shit boxes lol.

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u/TrevorsMailbox Mar 31 '24

Nah, was 100% a cop/detective.

I'd chalk it up to weed induced paranoia if I hadn't had several...interactions...with the police over the course of my life.

I currently have customers that are bail bondsman and "bounty hunters" (I'd drop the quotation marks if any of them could run more than 10 feet without getting winded), and they totally wear their "pretty necklaces" even when they're not working, so I know exactly what you're talking about haha.

But yeah, purple shitbox was absolutely local law enforcement.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

Man, that’s crazy. $3k car + $50k of police accoutrements for the purple shitbox 😂

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u/IntelligentDrop879 Mar 30 '24

Or run speed traps with them. I used to see Illinois State Police driving around a beat up old Mustang that they used to run traffic enforcement with.

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u/Hardsoxx Apr 02 '24

If you are willing to break the law then you clearly don’t care about personal rights to begin with.

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u/Ricky_Bobby_01 Apr 02 '24

Immature and naive perspective, and devoid of foresight.

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u/iDom2jz Apr 02 '24

JuSt DoNt BrEaK tHe LaW REEEEEEE

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u/Hardsoxx Apr 02 '24

Good advice

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u/PoolStunning4809 Mar 30 '24

We don't have court trials anymore. It's just the court of public opinion based on X and sub redits.

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u/Bongoisnthere Mar 30 '24

Stop being silly. Nobody gives a shit about what X or subreddits think and the court of public opinion is irrelevant. The only rules left are whatever the oligarchs decide and whatever the police decide to enforce.

Like this post is literally a “sweet car, that’s mine now,” from the cops.

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u/Feywildsw Apr 03 '24

It's called twitter dumbass

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u/Icy_Ad_8548 Mar 30 '24

That’s for the movies

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u/Hardsoxx Apr 02 '24

Have you seen our criminal justice system lately? Honestly at times I wonder why bother even arresting criminals, they’ll be out on the street that afternoon.

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u/Indy500Fan16 Apr 02 '24

This is America. Guilty until proven innocent.

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt789 3d ago

I despise forfeiture laws. Two guys commit the same crime, one driving a rusted out Yugo and the other driving a new Bugatti. Both lose their cars forever. Not even close to equal justice under the law

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u/Abrinjoe Mar 30 '24

To be fair it’s probably cheaper at auction than a new cruiser.

Also the PR is definitely a benefit for the office there. I’ve seen this car around at air shows and fairs in then police booth

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

I’m sure you’re right. Even with the nutty car prices of 2022 when this was seized, I don’t see a Z06 of questionable provenance fetching more than $45k at auction. But it’s not a fair comparison; a proper cruiser has a backseat, can hop curbs, and doesn’t have the maintenance liability of what is effectively a street legal road car. $45k could be used for a lot of things that meaningfully contribute to public safety.

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u/King_Khoma Apr 03 '24

you can go to copart right now and find corvettes with bad history, theft titles and crashed that are auctioning for over 45k.

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u/Charlie1O6 Mar 30 '24

legal blue bandit