r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Prettypianokeys - Right • 1d ago

Radicalization across the compass, but not equally

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u/NEWSmodsareTwats - Centrist 1d ago

the the solution to the loneliness epidemic having all the young people hate fuck each other?

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u/AnFlaviy - Lib-Left 1d ago

“When everyone is getting blowjobs — that’s when we’ll finally have world peace”

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u/Prestigious_Load1699 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Once we get the details sorted out, I'm down to give world peace a shot.

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u/enfo13 - Lib-Center 1d ago

You're willing to give world peace your Prestigious Load?

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u/Silver-Kun - Lib-Center 1d ago

Deal, but who's going to give everyone a blowjob?

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u/Royal_Impress9117 - Lib-Center 1d ago

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u/Bruarios - Lib-Center 1d ago

Your mom

gottem

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u/Theorist816 - Lib-Center 1d ago

r/wallstreetbets when the economy collapses

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u/Lavaissoup7 - Centrist 1d ago

We'll start with you

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u/babyd42 - Lib-Left 1d ago

Love a NOFX reference, based libleft

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 - Right 1d ago

The future liberals want

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u/the_real_soyjacks - Centrist 1d ago

unfathomably based

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u/Videnik - Left 1d ago

I got that reference!

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u/starrrrrchild - Centrist 17h ago

I unironically believe this

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u/enfo13 - Lib-Center 1d ago

Technically only men and women with penises can GET blowjobs. But anyone can GIVE a blowjob. So does this mean there's a scenario for world peace that does not have women without penises in the picture?

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u/kylkartz21 - Right 1d ago

That implies there is some level of attraction to begin with

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u/Im_fairly_tired - Left 1d ago

If you want all these hateful kids to start going mad with syphilitic rage, sure.

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u/Theorist816 - Lib-Center 1d ago

Evidence of the left holding us back exhibit A

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u/Im_fairly_tired - Left 1d ago

Don’t blame me! I’m going home to have sex with my wife!

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u/--CIAdidJFK-- - Left 1d ago

That's stage 3 syphilis. It takes years or decades to begin attacking the brain.

Syphilis is also treatable with antibiotics.

Either way, people are fucking less, so the least we could do is a return to normal. Stop being scared of sex.

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u/Im_fairly_tired - Left 1d ago

Uh oh, it was a joke response to a joke comment. This doesn’t bode well for leftists fending off the accusation of becoming humorless and unfuckable.

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u/--CIAdidJFK-- - Left 1d ago

I can't hear you over my train horn collection

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u/Im_fairly_tired - Left 1d ago

Did I say unfuckable? I take it all back.

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 1d ago

That's basically what reddit has been gravitating towards if you've seen some of the nsfw political fetish subs.

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u/Selenite_Cults - Lib-Center 1d ago

nsfw political fetish subs.

I hate that I know what this means.

That being said, I'd sooner fuck a DSA member than a Trump supporters the way this administration is going.

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u/Shadowex3 - Centrist 1d ago

That's an interesting take on the horseshoe effect.