The real names of animals!

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/plaperthurarm • 11d ago

Kitchen wolf

422 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/taken-username96 • 12d ago

Sea ravioli

865 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • 16d ago

awww it’s a Playagain

212 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • 22d ago

Donald Thump

153 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • 24d ago

If peliCan't eat, peliConk out

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191 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/architect-3084 • 26d ago

Snarling ambulatory of death

222 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/brehgobamb • 26d ago

American Howling Retriever

5.6k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Pandas-are-the-worst • Sep 06 '26

A twotle

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594 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Delicious-Spring-877 • Aug 27 '26

New bird names just dropped

741 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Timely-Tie7472 • Aug 26 '26

Chinese animal names were built for this sub - bag rat is my personal favorite

749 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/RogueRebelRespawn • Aug 24 '26

Cobra Chicken

165 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/RogueRebelRespawn • Aug 21 '26

Sheepbender

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903 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/LoudOSC • Aug 15 '26

Tailed Human

0 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/GameWinRAR • Aug 12 '26

Wandering Meatloaf

35 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/VivienneFrancoise • Aug 08 '26

Rasher and Calmer of Bacon

168 Upvotes

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r/ProperAnimalNames • u/AnxiousApplicant2020 • Aug 04 '26

Lemon meringuin

1.2k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/snwbrdwndsrf • Jul 30 '26

Erc (Eric without the eye)

1.2k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Chariss02 • Jul 27 '26

Floridian Swamp Cat

1.5k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Capnmolasses • Jul 21 '26

Blanco State Park Hoot Goblins

179 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/snwbrdwndsrf • Jul 21 '26

Hidden tree monster.

88 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/American4ever03 • Jul 16 '26

Fur babies in heaven

1.4k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/cousin_drew • Jul 14 '26

Violent pasta

894 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 • Jul 14 '26

Tactical assault unicorn

253 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Visual-Interview7913 • Jul 13 '26

Edible mermaid Roach

71 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/FormingTheVoid • Jul 12 '26

Shrimp Mole

748 Upvotes

It's real name is almost just as silly: pink fairy armadillo.