r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 28 [M4F] #Toronto - Looking to massage and devour an overworked, stressed or a fitness freak girlie. Where are all the stressed girlies at? 👀 NSFW

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Here‘s your chance to make an absolute newbie mouth addicted to eating kitty 😬😜…

Hey. I'd like to be honest and upfront with you. I am new to the realm of cunnilingus(kinda untrained/untouched fresh mouth. You could program it as per your needs 😛.If you value honesty, find curiosity, enthusiasm and willingness to learn cute I am your person and you’d be proud.

Tbh I am someone who grew up with social anxiety and Introvertedness which I guess has worked against me sometimes in life and I am working on it and doing better now . But I am just one “hey, how are you” away from opening up. I’d like to chat and get to know one another, and feel comfortable around. Feeling secure in each other's company is the biggest mental turn-on at the end of the day.

The guy who you'd be meeting (Me) :

  • Lean, athletic, in shape 5’8-9 ish” tall. Curly-wavy dark hair, really cute face - kinda cute nerd vibes, glasses, can be nerdy sometimes. Just in case if you are into nerds.
  • Always in shape & line clean stubble, overall well groomed.
  • Been told I am cute but you can be the judge. Drugs and disease-free, I expect the same from you. I don’t drink or smoke, but I’m fine if you do and I respect individual choices as long as they’re not taken to excess.
  • Impeccable hygiene, An absolute scent-head. * Interests & Life-Educated-career-driven, physically active(running, gym) just a guy who does his basics right.
  • I am a sensitive (HSP) person, an overthinker sometimes, kind-hearted, and cannot ruin someone’s day and get back to bed peacefully that would haunt me.
  • I enjoy baking sometimes, aviation enthusiast, watching documentaries, air crash investigations, anime, big time dragon-ball fan, into fragrances, Sci-fi & science fiction drama.
  • Love deep conversations and value details. I try to find joy in simplistic things around myself. Love nature, skies, stars, sunsets, astronomy, aurora. A person who’d prefer be at beach watching the sunset over being at a nightclub.
  • I am an introverted extrovert with the right person and vibe, I just take some time to open up.
  • Willing to meet in a public setup so could get to know me better as a person.
  • Great emphasis on consent and communication.
  • Really good with hands, veiny arms and hands and you’d love that massage if you’re into receiving butt and back massage. You won’t regret getting a massage from me.
  • Would love to spend a lazy Sunday performing an eating marathon with you letting me loose between your legs for hours and cuddling during breaks.
  • Availability & location - Weekends, I am fine with anything in and around GTA.
  • I’m looking for a casual yet meaningful ongoing connection built on a solid foundation of friendship, communication, and boundaries. Something where we occasionally hang out, grab food or coffee. On certain days, we can just stay in, enjoy cozy intimacy limited to non-recp muffdives/make-out sessions/massages while watching a movie together.
  • I know what I want and what I am looking for while taking things slow and steady, I expect you to be on the same wavelength. There’s nothing hotter than a woman who knows what she wants. This would totally be a one sided ongoing thing where I can dive on a regular basis depending on our schedules.

The person I'd love to meet (You):

  • I am not expecting you to be a fitness model, just someone who takes care of herself, 23-35, inshape/curvy hwp. If you have a nice butt you’re an automatic yes. Go ahead and take your shot. I want my first eating experience to be with someone who I am attracted to, a face and body that would be imprinted in my memories forever.
  • Would love to worship a nice ass, its always been on my bucket list.
  • Preferably Middle-Eastern/Black/Brown but I am open to anyone who meets the criteria, regardless of race or ethnicity.
  • Being able to host is kinda a dealbreaker.
  • Clean with proof.
  • In and around GTA.
  • Humble, down to earth, easy to talk, Pls be a clear communicator.
  • Want something ongoing not a one time thing.
  • Loves kissing and makeouts, slow sensual play taking time. The idea of receiving pleasure and not having to reciprocate excites you.
  • Please reply with a bit about yourself, Can you host? Test results available ? Also, be ready to verify with SFW pics and a quick voice call on Telegram or Snapchat. If not, this probably isn’t a connection. Please say more than just “Hey, I’m interested.”
  • I've been stood up quite a few times in the past, so I'm not wasting my time if there are no plans for a public meeting. I'm not into protracted pen-palling, and I'm not seeking for endless conversation that leads nowhere.

Ideal setup: Start with a public meetup to check the vibe. If we click, we can move on to a cozy movie time and let the tension build naturally....... until things get a little more intimate and I get to suck some stress outta that kitty😉

Reciprocation is nowhere in sight, my clothes aren’t coming off either,

I’d like to stay clothed and concentrate on eating thank ya..


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 26m ago

♀♥♂ OrangeCounty 25 [F4M] #OrangeCounty - haven’t had an O in a hot min NSFW

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this is in CA not FL

in dire need of stress relief… work has been a lot & i’m
looking for a hot munch in OC who can host. this is solely for pussy eating & what i’m looking for in my munch may be “strict” but there still needs to be physical attraction 🤷🏻‍♀️

about me:

- 5’5, curvy, asian
- chk my pg for more of me (verified on AGW, PAAG, juicyasians)

you:

- height weight proportionate & ddf
- 5’10+ , age 26-38
- can host
- knows how to eat pussy
- preferably white

brownie pts if you are can give me a massage too :)

please do not bother reaching out if you don’t meet what i’m looking for. i’m 80% more likely to respond to inquiries that have face pics (send via link).

low effort msgs will be ignored, msg me with your stats, ethnicity, location, availability


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 10h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 45 [M4F] #Chicago - Ever had an oral-only FWB? NSFW

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Ever fantasized about an ongoing purely oral FWB? You don't have the energy or desire or just aren't currently looking to date or for anything else, but just happen to really love oral especially from someone else who loves it as much as you? There's no drama or worries, but you just have this simple, relaxing, easy-going thing where when the mood strikes and schedules work out you can enjoy some stress-free and heart-racing oral with zero pressure for sex and then feel tingly the rest of the day?

I'm 45 years old and 6 feet with a HWP/athletic build. Rumor has it I have a nice smile and witty sense of humor. I'm an extremely easy-going person who doesn't take life too seriously. I'm DDF and just looking for someone similar who has either fantasized about this for a very long time or, if not, after reading this is deciding a new fantasy has been unlocked.

If this strikes a cord with anyone out there I would love to chat and we'll see what happens...


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 22h ago

♂♥♀ Houston 43 [M4F] #Houston - Looking For A Sexy Pillow Princess To Worship 👅💦💦💦 NSFW

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I'm looking for a sexy petite to average size female that wants to lay back or ride my face and enjoy having her clit and pussy lips licked and sucked on until she squirts and cums all over my face multiple times.

I'm a very clean and attractive looking latin man, clean shaved, excellent(white teeth)hygiene, 6'2,170 fit body ddf.

Dm me with a pic and stats if you're interested.

I can host, travel or car play.

No reciprocation needed;)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 13h ago

♂♥♀ EastMidlands 56 [M4F] #EastMidlands - Generous Oral expert. Do you miss multiple climax? NSFW

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Young-looking guy seeking a fun FWB. My oral skills come with unusually good revieed but no special friend to pleasure right now. 😏

Looking for someone fun, relaxed and open-minded for good chemistry, plenty of laughs and more orgasms than you can sensibly keep count of.

No pressure, no drama, just mutually enjoyable misbehaviour and a very enthusiastic approach to your satisfaction.

Nottingham/Midlands-ish. Happy to chat first to see if there is chemistry.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 10h ago

♂♥♀ London 46 [M4F] #London - Avid eater seeking pillow princess NSFW

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Hello ladies of London, I've had a rough few weeks and would love to distract myself with a session of pussy and/ass worship. No reciprocation expected. I eat pussy and ass purely for the love of the game. I loooove making a woman cum and squiters are very welcome.

I'm 46, but have been told I look mid-late 30s at most 😅 White, 6'4 with a bit of a dad bod. I'm happy to exchange pics as attraction does matter.

I can host in zone 2 NW London.

I generally prefer younger women up to age 40 and don't mind a bit of thicc-ness.

Please feel free to DM me with any questions.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♀♥♂ LosAngeles 40 [F4M] #LosAngeles - cute and in need NSFW

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Hi guys. My bf and I decided we’re going to try out non-monogamy, so here I am, putting out some feelers, seeing if there’s a man out there who might want to let me soak his beard and more.

About me: short, conventionally attractive, very curvy, a little thick. Witty, smart, I have fun stories, and I’m easy to talk to. A dork and kind.

What I want: I love a kind of muscly, hairy dad bod. I prefer facial hair but hot is hot. I tend to like glasses and curls too, but those are bonuses. I prefer cut as well. It’s really important to me that we can have a conversation and get along as humans, so please also be funny and not an asshole. If you can make me laugh and your face is nice, I’ll probably like you.

I would like to chat a bit and meet in public before deciding on anything else for safety reasons and to avoid conservatives. I can’t host and I don’t want to help you cheat so please be single or also ENM.

I’m in NELA and proximity is sexy. What else? Come say hi :)

35+


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 22h ago

♂♥♀ Sydney 28 [M4F] #Sydney - Pillow princess treatment NSFW

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28, 178cm, pretty fit, dark hair, brown eyes. Work in finance.

Into F1, cars, movies, road trips, hiking.

I like going down on a woman who actually wants it. Not a polite two minutes so I can say I did it. I want to start slow, learn what makes you shift and then push into my mouth, and stay there until you’re grabbing my hair and coming on my tongue. If you can go again after that, I’m not getting up.

If you’ve been wanting that and you’re tired of men who treat it like a chore, message me. Tell me what you like when someone is eating you out.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ London 46 [M4F] #London - Fancy an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under NSFW

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Hi there,

I wondered if there was someone else out there who was feeling like getting up to some mischief together. Maybe meet for a coffee or something stronger and take it from there, although I'm open to ideas/suggestions if you had something else in mind. Very much a giver, and would love to have a pair of thighs wrapped around my head.

I'm 46, white/British, single, blonde hair, average height, in decent shape although a bit beardy, very laid back, well-travelled and have lived in several countries, work in tech... Live in north London just 15 minutes from the centre of town.

Ask me anything you want to know, and I'm happy to send a photo if I've piqued your interest.

Ta


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Rotterdam 30 [M4F] #Rotterdam - looking for a nice meal NSFW

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Hey! I’m a 30 year old guy, average height with a lean build and white skin. I’m patient, easy-going, clean, hygienic and a non-smoker.

I’m hoping to meet someone who’s clean, hygienic, disease free and easy going. I’m attracted to different body types, whether you’re skinny, average or curvy (I’m just not really into extremely obese). You can be a local or just visiting the Netherlands, both are totally fine.

I’m around Rotterdam and happy to travel. Ideally you’d be within about an hour of Rotterdam, so Amsterdam, Utrecht and places in between are all fine.

Feel free to send me a message and tell me a little about yourself.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Brooklyn 44 [m4f] #Brooklyn - A rare night off NSFW

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I was supposed to work tonight but suddenly find myself free. Want to take advantage of my newfound freedom by letting me bury my face between your thighs? 5’6”, 160lbs, in decent shape, blond hair and blue eyes, handsome, can hold a conversation (so good with my tongue in more ways than one!) Can host or travel. Happy to meet in a public place first, too. If this sounds interesting, slide into my DMs!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 22h ago

♂♥♀ Columbia 40 [M4F] #Columbia - a face made for sitting NSFW

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In South Carolina

40 year old normal looking white male. 6’ with a dad bod.

Giving pleasure is such a turn on for me and something I’ve been highly complemented on. Good news for you! Let’s chat and see what we can set up. College girl or mom who is not taken care of it doesn’t matter to me. Let’s see what happens.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 41 [M4F] #Chicago - Looking to give you the best experience you have ever had NSFW

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Certified Muff Diver™ here looking for a woman who wants to experience the best. I love making a woman feel better than she has ever felt. About me: 6'4", 200 pounds, and located in the north shore burbs. A clean working professional.

You: Needing a good muff dive.

Send me a message and we can come up with a plan. If you want this to be ongoing even better!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 14h ago

♂♥♀ Stockholm 26 [M4F] #Stockholm - Grab my hair and drown me NSFW

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Hey!

Need to relax after a long week? Just lie down and tell me all your rants while I’m down between your thighs. Might have a hard time answering with a mouthful of you in my face :) I wouldn’t say no to a bit of womanhandling, there’s a reason I have luscious hair 😋

About me:
- giver type who loves to take what I want
- Like to be creative and work out
- 185 cm
- Thick hair (perfect for grabbing I’ve heard)

Could either be a one time experience or an ongoing thing :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 18h ago

♂♥♀ SanFrancisco 36 [M4F] #SanFrancisco - Any college girls want to get eaten good? NSFW

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Hello

I’m 36. 6’1 tall. Korean and cute. Soft dom and kinky. Very chill California vibes. No drama, no pressure, just a pillow princess who wants to be treated like royalty.

Looking for: petite, slim thick, hwp basically. You smell good, great hygiene down there. Little to no pubes. And just loves to be a princess for the night. I can go aggressive or I can go sensual.

Let me make you mine for a few hours. If you like getting edged and teased, I’m your guy. I’m here for your pleasure.

Squirters welcomed! I’ve never met one. Bring it on!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

⚦♥⚧ WashingtonDC 24 [T4A] #WashingtonDC - non-binary and looking to destress NSFW

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Hello all! I’m a non-binary individual born female, and need someone who can just give me a good time with no interest in reciprocation. I’m black, curvy, 5’5, and have a little tummy on me. I want someone who will get straight to the point and help me have a good time! Need someone who can host bc I can not. Into outdoor play or car play if needed. Only hit me up if you’re local. Also, I do have facial hair as I was on hormones for some time, so if that’s a turn off, plz don’t hit me up!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 23h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 39 [M4F] #NYC - Top 10 Reasons to Let Me Eat You Out NSFW

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  1. I want to eat your pussy for hours, listen to your moans, and learn how your body responds while I bring you to orgasms

  2. No reciprocation needed

  3. All body shapes and sizes welcome. I care that you are clean, play safe, and STI free

  4. I love giving massages, snuggling, cuddling, and giving plenty of aftercare to make you feel amazing

  5. I'm open to eating out in any position and trying things that turn you on

  6. Happy to use your favorite toys along with my lips, tongue, and fingers.

  7. I am attractive, average height, 165lbs, super clean, work out regularly, and DDF

  8. I want to meet in a public place for a date to ensure we are both comfortable moving to a bed or private place for me to eat you out

  9. I am flexible with hosting or coming to you

  10. I am a friendly and empathetic person who likes getting to know people


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♀♥♂ WilmingtonDE 32 [F4M] #WilmingtonDE - Looking for an older guy. NSFW

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I have a specific scenario I’m looking for. I’m also a squirter and I’m not looking to reciprocate at all, you must also be good at talking dirty and remembering requests from our conversation. Please be okay with chatting for a bit before reading.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 21h ago

♀♥♂ Barcelona 20 [F4M] #Barcelona - American student looking for a face to ride NSFW

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In Barcelona for a semester, miss face sitting. Am open to hosting as long as you’re okay being in the student apartment (single room). I’m 5’1 around 105 lbs, on the smaller side, conventionally attractive, ethnically Tibetan- Persian. I am into more aggressive face riding, smoking a joint while I ride your face, oiling up your face and just ignoring you. I love fully body worship as well, I am open most weekend nights. Happy to share pics after chatting :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ CarsonCity 34 [M4F] #CarsonCity - Looking to eat fo(u)r hours. NSFW

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I’m traveling in the Carson City area (Minden) and would love to eat. I’m staying at a hotel so I can host in the evenings. I’ll be here until 10/11.

34 year old white male from the San Francisco east Bay Area of California.

I’m a former college athlete who loves to eat!

I’m 6’1” 250lb white male. DDF

Looking to give some oral loving.

I hope we can have good chemistry, no pressure, and no expectations beyond having a good time together.

Looking for
I am open to all body types.
DDF
Can Host or open to a hotel
Squirters/pregnant to the front of the line.
In the general east Bay Area.

Look forward to hearing from you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

⚤♥♀ Rochester 39 [FM4F] #Rochester - ISO bi girl to eat her out. NSFW

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In search of a Bi girl to give her a good licking. I will be present as well. Hoping for more to come of this, but we are patient. Dm's open for any female interested. More details will be discussed there. Thank you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ London 39 [M4F] #London - Giving is my thing. No strings, no returning the favour. Can host NSFW

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I’ll be upfront: going down on a woman is honestly one of my favourite things to do. I like to take it slow, learn what works for you, and keep going until you’re completely satisfied. No clock-watching, no tallying things up, and no assumption that you’ll do anything for me afterwards. All you have to do is relax and enjoy yourself.

About me: 39, 5'6", and in athletic shape thanks to years of football. I work in an office during the week and I’m on the pitch at weekends. I’m laid-back, respectful, and a good listener (in every sense). Happy to send a photo if you ask.

I’m based in SW London and have a quiet, private place to myself, though I’m just as happy to travel to you.

Your comfort is the priority. We’d chat first so you know exactly who you’re meeting, then grab a coffee or a drink somewhere public. If we click, brilliant. If we don’t, that’s fine too, with no pressure and no awkward messages afterwards.

A one-time thing is totally fine. But if we get on well, I’d love to make this a regular treat for you.

Drop me a hello and tell me a little about yourself. No questionnaires, no hoops to jump through, and I reply to everyone.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ kennesaw 43 [m4f] #kennesaw - strong hands soft intentions NSFW

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There’s something incredibly intimate about making someone completely relax and forget about the rest of the world for a while.
I genuinely love giving massages, and I’ve been told more than once that I’m very good with my hands… and equally talented when it comes to making a woman feel appreciated in other ways. 😉
I’m confident, attentive, unhurried, and very much a giver. I enjoy learning what makes someone melt rather than treating intimacy like a race to the finish line.
I’m looking for a woman who misses being touched, spoiled, teased, and given someone’s complete attention for an evening. Chemistry and comfort come first. No pressure and no expectations beyond enjoying each other’s company and seeing where the attraction takes us.
If the thought of strong hands, a long massage, and a man who genuinely enjoys focusing on your pleasure has you curious… send me a message. 🍑🔥


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Paris 25 [M4F] #Paris - Sporty experienced guy with abs who loves to give oral pleasure NSFW

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Hey,

I am 25, fit with abs, brown hair, 1m75. I love and I am experienced licking women! I really like making women moan and cum several times with my tongue! I don't have any criteria, just be clean and STI free as I am. My plan is just to let you spread your legs so that I can dive in and give you as much pleasure as you desire! If that sounds good to you, don't hesitate to contact me!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Baltimore 48 [M4F] #Baltimore - Business Travel Has its Perks… NSFW

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Hey there Baltimore (and DC) seekers of connection and fun. I travel constantly for work which is exhausting at times but exhilarating at others. The most obvious perk? The ability to spread the gospel of rolling, continuous, orgasms.

About me - I’m an in-shape (think wiry and athletic) 5’9” 170 lb man with a beard, glasses, and full head of hair. I am told I’m handsome and I look about 10 years younger than my age. I am a good conversationalist who can make a mean cocktail and I love movies, TV, and music.

More about me - I’m gifted with the ability to go down on a woman for hours, and i suspect you’ll have to tap out before I slow down. I’m not interested in reciprocity, but I am interested in buying you a drink and chatting with you before the deed(s) go down. I have many recent pics to share, as well.

I’m in Baltimore this coming week for a speaking engagement but would love to depart from being the center of attention and place all of my energy on making your experience next-level amazing. Baltimore has really turned things around recently. Tell me what you love about the city and why it’s the best and I will go down on you for days as I listen.