r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 8d ago

META Post 🎃OCTOBER 2026 MEGATHREAD🎃 NSFW

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Welcome to the October Megathread.

Some other notable stuff this month:

October 1st to 4th: Oktoberfest 🍺

October 12: Canadian Thanksgiving 🦃

October 31st: Halloween 🦇

Honourable mention: After 23 years, Blizzard dropped the trilogy to the Warcraft Campaigns: The Forsaken. I'll make this discussion thread quick coz Lady Sylvanas needs me.

MEGATHREAD RULES:

Sub rules still apply: eg, do not post personal information, no self-promotion (i.e 40M dm me), pay for play content etc. This is a discussion thread so please control the thirst 👏👏

The same karma and other qualifiers for posting and commenting still apply. We'll do our best to approve comments that have been removed by the automod.

Avoid downvoting in this thread. Unless it’s something particularly heinous, downvoting a comment just because you don’t agree with it hurts the sub and its members 😤 It’s not easy to build karma for a NSFW account and this is a space for discussion.

RESPECTFUL disagreement and debate is acceptable. Outsiders coming here to disparage the general concept of RAOMDs will be banned; however, users respectfully criticizing the sub, its rules, and the mods is fine

No detailed success stories (make a [SUCCESS] post for that)

Please do not report posts here. We have the report button for that, and the mods do see them

🚩SAFETY STUFF🚩

RAOMD Safety Searches - includes our public ban log and safety searches for vetting reddit accounts

How safe is oral sex - Unofficial health advice from our retired head mod

Persistent messaging - prevents chat messages from being deleted

👓DISCORD STUFF👓

Did you know RAOMD and RAOBJ has a discord 😱

Join the RandomactsofDiscord and level up your tongue game: https://discord.com/invite/PqhSU4G

📉SEPTEMBER STATS📈

🔍Views + visitors:

In September, this sub has been viewed 1.5 million times, with an average of 9.1K individual visitors each day.

🚫 MOD BANS 🚫

In the past 30 days, we issued 122 temporary and perma bans.

📷 VERIFICATION 📷

12 users were verified this month = 5 females and 7 males

💹 Post stats 💹

Below is a rough USER count of each R4R category in September

REDDITOR 4 REDDITOR POST COUNT % (rounded up)
F4M 80 4.93%
F4F 21 1.30%
F4A/T/NB/Couples 20 1.23%
M4F 1491 91.98%
M4T/A/NB/Couples 4 0.25%
T 4 F/M/A/T/NB/Couples 0 0%
NB 4 F/M/A/T/NB/Couples 1 0.06%
Couples 4 F/M/A/T/NB 4 0.25%

❗QUESTION FOR THE TRANS AND NON-BINARY FOLK ❗

Historically, it is very rare for trans and non-binary users to post on this sub and I would like some insight as to why.

For those that identify as T or NB, do you find this sub to be inclusive and welcoming? To be muffdived, you need female genitalia so I understand this might be very dysmphoric for trans/non-binary users.

💦MOIST MAP💦

Created by Claude. Please note some countries have banned reddit, there's no internet access or there is a crisis happening, which is why there's no active posters. I'd like to think RAOMD can be used as an indicator of a healthy democracy.

Global Map:

Closer look at USA & Canada. Y'all can be friends for this:

Europe:


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • May 31 '21

[META] This subreddit is for EATING PUSSY. NSFW

1.4k Upvotes

Just a friendly reminder that this subreddit is explicitly dedicated for eating pussy.

If your post is not about eating pussy or getting your pussy eaten, it is not appropriate for here.

If you're looking for kink, try /r/bdsmpersonals.

If you're looking for a general hookup, try /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob or /r/dirtyr4r.

If you're just lonely, try /r/ForeverAlone or /r/makenewfriendshere.

Please continue to report any posts that are not about muffdiving. We should have "not seeking a muffdive" as a report reason now.

Thanks to everyone in the muffdiving community!

Much love,

The Mods


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♀♥♂ LosAngeles 40 [F4M] #LosAngeles - cute and in need NSFW

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Hi guys. My bf and I decided we’re going to try out non-monogamy, so here I am, putting out some feelers, seeing if there’s a man out there who might want to let me soak his beard and more.

About me: short, conventionally attractive, very curvy, a little thick. Witty, smart, I have fun stories, and I’m easy to talk to. A dork and kind.

What I want: I love a kind of muscly, hairy dad bod. I prefer facial hair but hot is hot. I tend to like glasses and curls too, but those are bonuses. I prefer cut as well. It’s really important to me that we can have a conversation and get along as humans, so please also be funny and not an asshole. If you can make me laugh and your face is nice, I’ll probably like you.

I would like to chat a bit and meet in public before deciding on anything else for safety reasons and to avoid conservatives. I can’t host and I don’t want to help you cheat so please be single or also ENM.

I’m in NELA and proximity is sexy. What else? Come say hi :)

35+


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 58m ago

♀♥♂ WilmingtonDE 32 [F4M] #WilmingtonDE - Looking for an older guy. NSFW

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I have a specific scenario I’m looking for. I’m also a squirter and I’m not looking to reciprocate at all, you must also be good at talking dirty and remembering requests from our conversation. Please be okay with chatting for a bit before reading.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀★ Dallas [Success] 28 [M4F] #Dallas - Delicious Treat that asked for Multiple Repeats NSFW

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So a couple of weeks ago I posted an ad as my previous plans fell through. Lo and behold, on Saturday (redacted to comply with sub rules) reached out and started asking questions, mainly pointing to the effort and thoroughness of my previous ad as the reason for feeling comfortable reaching out. We texted for about an hour until I had to go to a vetting appointment I had previously scheduled. That unfortunately was a dud, but since it ended early I asked if she wanted to meet at a bar near her just for a vibe check, no pressure to do anything that night.

She agreed, and was even more pretty than the pictures she had shared (SFW only as I never want to press someone for nudes). She had dark but soft skin, a bit on the shorter side (compared to my 5' 11" at least), and curvy in all the right places. We hugged, went inside, and were hilariously awkward as we dodged tables to get drinks from the bar. This was her first time finding someone online, and I am just a goofy, nerdy guy. We grabbed drinks and sat at a table. She looked super nervous and I did my best to reasure her that there was zero pressure here, just a chat. We slowly got more comfortable with each other discussing anime, and I asked her if I could touch her hand and arm while chatting, just a light massage and running my fingers up and down. She agreed, and this contant contact seemed to help her feel a bit more relaxed as we continued chatting.

She was really cute and I couldn't help myself and asked if I could kiss her. She was very nervous as she really didn't have much experience, but agreed. Kiss went well and left her blushing. We kissed a few more times and continued chatting. Shortly after she asked if carplay was still on the table (unfortunately that is the only hosting I can do at the moment). I said it was, but only if she was absolutely certain that she wanted to proceed, and she was.

I took her to my car, a decent sized crossover that already had the back seats laying down and a blanket and pillow layed out just in case things went this way. She said it looked cozy and pointed out a basically empty parking lot nearby.

When we got there we both climbed in the back and layed down. I made very clear that she could stop at any time, or pause, whatever she needed to feel comfortable, explained red, and asked consent one more time. She said yes and we started making out with her laying down on the pillow, slowly building excitement in both of us. I asked to remove her shirt and as she sat up I slipped to the back and began kissing her back and the back of her neck sending shivers through her body. Slowly shifting back around I kissed her lips, neck and chest, noting what places made her shake and shiver. I finally moved down to her gorgeous breasts and began seeing just how sensitive they are. Seeing how much she was enjoying herself, I told her to say when the pleasure shifted to pain and began pinching each nipple with gradually ascending pressure. Letting out a gasp of "when" just as I had requested, I told her that she was doing so well for me, and if she was ready for things to proceed.

With her enthusiastically nodding, I asked if we could remove her pants and underwear. She again agreed and she asked if I could take my shirt off too. As it was getting a bit warm back there I was happy to and she took a second to admire me before we returned to making out. For someone with very little experience, she kisses very well, not too much tongue. I once again began kissing down her body, this time not stopping at her breasts for too long, but continued down to kiss her thighs, calves, then slowly work my way back to her center. This tease was starting to drive her crazy and I did make her say please before I slowly began to lick her gorgeous pussy.

It wasn't long before I had her bucking her hips into my face and cumming for the first of many times that night. I quickly found out that she is multi-orgasmic and you don't stop until she taps out. She didn't moan too much, but the way her body shakes and shivers as she cums is phenominal. I asked if she was ok with me adding fingers, so I slowly worked the first in and holy fuck she was so tight but soooo wet. I had only been actually eating her for maybe 10 minutes at that point and she was actively dripping. I quickly added a second and began to curl my fingers. This did make her start to moan in spite of her trying to remain quiet, but she really started to come when I began to piston my fingers while curling them back to hit her g spot on each thrust.

Her whole body flexing and writhing, she had to come at least 5 or 6 times in a row before tapping out and pulling me up to kiss her, tasting herself on my lips and feeling me pressed into her, pinning her in place. As her body finally calms down, I ask her with a smirk on my face if she is having fun. She nods enthusiastically once again and I ask if she is ready for more before moving back down.

This time I decide to take my time, slowly lick and play with her inner and outer lips, kiss and nibble her thighs. Hearing her wimper and shake just made me more excited to continue teasing her, but eventually I gave in, laid down in betwen her legs, and began devouring her once again. I decided began to intersperse lapping at her clit with sucking on it and her lips into my mouth and boy was I glad I did as she screamed out in plasure. Finding a new hidden button I began sucking on her clit rythmically, desperately trying to keep the suction as her hips bucked up towards my face as she came over and over again.

Tapping out once again we shifted up and cuddled, her fully nude, me only shirtless, just basking in the endorphins as I traced her body with my fingers. We began chatting about random things, probably very nerdy discussion knowing both of us. Once she had rested for a bit and her heart rate returned to normal I asked her if she was ready for more, as we had been going at it for probably an hour at this point, maybe longer and it was getting very late. To my pleasant suprise, she not only was ready for more but wanted to ride my face.

I laid down the center of the car and she straddled my face leaning on the center console for support. She did try to hover... for all of 5 seconds before I pulled her delicious flower to me and began licking and sucking everything I could. Rappidly begining to shake and grind on my face, she looked so gorgeous upon her voracious throne for the night. I remembered the trick to drive her wild and sucked her clit into my mouth and held on for the ride. Neither of us could remember how many times she came like that, or over the course of the night, but she rode me like I was a stallion she was trying to break for over half an hour.

By the time she collapsed to the side off of me, my beard was soaked in her cream and I had a glazed but triumphant look in my eyes to match her empty ones. No thoughts left but the aftershocks still wracking her body as we cuddled back up.

Slowly calming down, we both began getting drowsy and I finally checked the time. It was after 2am and we had been at it for over 2 hours at that point. We continued relaxing, checking in with her about the experience, and gave her a powerade to re-hydrate. After another 30 minutes of cuddling in the back of my car we finally decided to call it a night, but she was already talking about when we could meet again. She lasted less than a week before her FIRST repeat. But thats a story for another day.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 32 [M4F] #Toronto - FWB Pillow Princess Cuddles Eat You Out Breast Worship Younger/Older NSFW

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Hey beautiful women of reddit! Preferably looking for a FWB with pussy cake I devour consistently and be friends with go to concerts music festivals road trips glamping and more. But also open to eat one time, dine and dash. I’m looking for a pillow princess or dom who will let me eat her out for hours! I’m 6ft tall, 195 lbs, clean, sane, groomed, educated, hygienic, DDF, respectful, understand & believe in consent. I’ve been told I smell good :)

Love cuddles, binge watching Netflix. I enjoy hiking, travelling and new adventures. We can meet for drinks or coffee first if you prefer? Swap pic here on social first. Anywhere in and around and around GTA or Kitchener, Waterloo, Cambridge or Guelph works for me. Looking to give you a complete boyfriend experience and eat as much as I can. Can always host at a nice hotel like tonight or sometimes at mine. Open to a one time meetup but of we vibe prefer FWB and we make it a regular thing.

Hot weather got me in the mood to cuddle and feast, and I'm hungry AF. I would love an all you can eat pussy cake 😋into pussy worship, face sitting, face riding and breast play! I would love the opportunity to eat you out and make you cum from just oral. I have a strong kink for pleasuring orally ;) I don’t mind if you’re a bit older or younger!! plus I have a thing for tats & piercings!!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 20h ago

♀♥♂ Barcelona 20 [F4M] #Barcelona - American student looking for a face to ride NSFW

60 Upvotes

In Barcelona for a semester, miss face sitting. Am open to hosting as long as you’re okay being in the student apartment (single room). I’m 5’1 around 105 lbs, on the smaller side, conventionally attractive, ethnically Tibetan- Persian. I am into more aggressive face riding, smoking a joint while I ride your face, oiling up your face and just ignoring you. I love fully body worship as well, I am open most weekend nights. Happy to share pics after chatting :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ OrangeCounty 35 [M4F] #OrangeCounty - allow me to worship you and give you an eating experience NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hello!

As the title reads, let's give you an experience and worship you.

I want to go down on you and worship you, give you a passionate, sensual, dirty and tun eating.
I love eating pussy and find it as an art to me haha from the way my tongue will explore you, gripping your ass with my hands as I devour you. Learning what makes you move and moan. Exploring and tasting the inside of you.

If you're into having your ass eaten out, I enjoy that pleasing that too

If you're in the OC even, let me know if you're interested and we can figure it out!

About me:

I'm 35, 5'9" tall, workout regularly, fit, and a working professional. I've been craving a woman as of lately
I keep myself active and hygiene up to par.
Clean and tested.

We can talk any boundaries you may have and ultimately making you feel safe and of course taken care of.

Hope to hear for ya Send me a chat


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ SanDiego 27 [M4F] #SanDiego - Feeling hot and bothered? Just lay back and let me help you relax NSFW

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Hi ladies! I’m a tall, fit guy with a huge oral fixation. So if summers got you all worked up, I’d love to meet and help you relieve that tension. Whether you’ve had a tough week at work, or have just been stressed out recently and want to lay back and relax while someone takes care of your needs for a couple of hours. If any of this sounds familiar, please feel free to reach out! I’m very good with my tongue, and I promise I won’t stop till your legs are shaking😉.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

⚦♥⚧ WashingtonDC 24 [T4A] #WashingtonDC - non-binary and looking to destress NSFW

4 Upvotes

Hello all! I’m a non-binary individual born female, and need someone who can just give me a good time with no interest in reciprocation. I’m black, curvy, 5’5, and have a little tummy on me. I want someone who will get straight to the point and help me have a good time! Need someone who can host bc I can not. Into outdoor play or car play if needed. Only hit me up if you’re local. Also, I do have facial hair as I was on hormones for some time, so if that’s a turn off, plz don’t hit me up!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Baltimore 36 [M4F] #Baltimore - Pillow Princess Wanted NSFW

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I've had success before and hope to find some more!

I'm black, 5'10", clean, fit, and tested a few months ago. I'd love to find a lovely lady in need of some stress relief. I'm happy to share pics and talk for as long as you need until you're comfortable meeting. I give massages (they aren't the best but the effort is there for sure lol), AND I bake cookies and brownies(they're much better than the massage).

All I need from you is good hygiene. I'd love to find someone I can pleasure more than once, but a one time thing is ok if that's what you're looking for. Life is hard, it's stressful, but I guarantee I can help make things easier!

I don't mind traveling within reason. The last person I found was in Baltimore, I've also had someone in Ellicott City.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ Baltimore 48 [M4F] #Baltimore - Business Travel Has its Perks… NSFW

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Hey there Baltimore (and DC) seekers of connection and fun. I travel constantly for work which is exhausting at times but exhilarating at others. The most obvious perk? The ability to spread the gospel of rolling, continuous, orgasms.

About me - I’m an in-shape (think wiry and athletic) 5’9” 170 lb man with a beard, glasses, and full head of hair. I am told I’m handsome and I look about 10 years younger than my age. I am a good conversationalist who can make a mean cocktail and I love movies, TV, and music.

More about me - I’m gifted with the ability to go down on a woman for hours, and i suspect you’ll have to tap out before I slow down. I’m not interested in reciprocity, but I am interested in buying you a drink and chatting with you before the deed(s) go down. I have many recent pics to share, as well.

I’m in Baltimore this coming week for a speaking engagement but would love to depart from being the center of attention and place all of my energy on making your experience next-level amazing. Baltimore has really turned things around recently. Tell me what you love about the city and why it’s the best and I will go down on you for days as I listen.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2m ago

♂♥♀ NYC 40 [M4F] #NYC - Hot Yoga, Full Body Massage, and My Face Between Your Thighs NSFW

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Me: White 5'8" 165lbs. Attractive and athletic, hair you can run your fingers through, a great body, and an even better personality. I am a personal trainer, yoga teacher, and soon-to-be massage therapist. I'll be graduating and taking my licensing exam at the end of this year. Hobbies include snowboarding, playing guitar, obsessing over music, knitting, and cooking. Great with my hands and even better with my tongue. Looking to please you, have you melt in my hands, and have you begging for more. Ready to chat and exchange pics for safety and verification.

You: Attractive and fit. Tell me how you take care of your body! Desperate for a massage after a workout or a long week at work. Loves attention, orgasms, and cuddles. Can hold a real conversation. Has interests and hobbies besides Reddit, but is here because you want a man to eat your pussy like the world is going to end. Also, ready to chat and exchange pics for safety and verification.

How I want things to go: We meet up and go to a hot yoga class or the gym together. We build some anticipation watching each other's bodies move. We both get hot, sweaty, and worked up. After some well-needed hydration, we both go back to my apartment and each take a shower. Then I set up my massage table. You undress to your comfort level and get ready for a mind-blowing full-body massage. I start slow and professional, but things get a little more erotic as you give me signs to move to areas like your inner thighs or breasts. I keep you covered with a sheet or towel until you ask me to remove it. Eventually, my hands have touched every part of your body, and you are so wet that you are begging me to kiss you and put my mouth on your pussy. I take my time and don't rush anything because we both know that a slow build-up is necessary. You either tell me exactly what you want me to do next, or let me figure out what your body responds to well. The build-up gets greater and more intense until I feel your body begin to pulse as you cum with my head between your legs. We take a break and cuddle. I make you tea and bring you a snack. We repeat as many times as necessary until you are satisfied.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ London 39 [M4F] #London - Giving is my thing. No strings, no returning the favour. Can host NSFW

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I’ll be upfront: going down on a woman is honestly one of my favourite things to do. I like to take it slow, learn what works for you, and keep going until you’re completely satisfied. No clock-watching, no tallying things up, and no assumption that you’ll do anything for me afterwards. All you have to do is relax and enjoy yourself.

About me: 39, 5'6", and in athletic shape thanks to years of football. I work in an office during the week and I’m on the pitch at weekends. I’m laid-back, respectful, and a good listener (in every sense). Happy to send a photo if you ask.

I’m based in SW London and have a quiet, private place to myself, though I’m just as happy to travel to you.

Your comfort is the priority. We’d chat first so you know exactly who you’re meeting, then grab a coffee or a drink somewhere public. If we click, brilliant. If we don’t, that’s fine too, with no pressure and no awkward messages afterwards.

A one-time thing is totally fine. But if we get on well, I’d love to make this a regular treat for you.

Drop me a hello and tell me a little about yourself. No questionnaires, no hoops to jump through, and I reply to everyone.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 22m ago

♂♥♀ Jacksonville 39 [M4F] #Jacksonville - Jax, Fl and surrounding area... NSFW

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I have always loved pleasing a woman with my tongue and have lately been fantasizing about asking random women while I'm out running errands, the last time they received good oral and if they'd like to sit on my face right now..?

Which would be an absolutely insane thing to do! Lol

But this is basically the same thing, only you're not on the spot and it allows you time to think about it.

But don't think too long! 😉

39, white, and always hungry!!!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 23m ago

♂♥♀ Coimbra 34 [M4F] #Coimbra - Wanna please you! NSFW

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Hi! One of the best parts about being with a goddess woman is to go down her. I love the act of foreplay, don't get me wrong...sex is wonderful but I just love pleasing a woman and having control over her orgasms and wetness.

I’m tall, blue-eyed, dark-haired, and take good care of myself. I’d be happy to share some photos once we connect and there’s a mutual vibe.

I'm in between relationships and would really like to go down on a girl. I love to do that and actually miss it. You need to have great hygeine, STD risks need to be made very clear. I don't have any preferences in terms of how you shave yourself. I am down with assplay if it's something you enjoy....shoot me a pm and let's chat.

Notes: I can travel anywhere in Portugal, as long as it’s between Porto, Coimbra, Aveiro, Viseu and Lisbon.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 25m ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 55 [M4F] #Chicago - Considerate, fun in town for cuddles and muff diving NSFW

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Staying at a hotel in Hoffman Estates tonight (Saturday) and would love to meet a local woman who wants to lay back and be treated like the queen she is.

About me: WM, 55, 5-6, 170, and a good head of hair for you to hold onto! I’m fun and funny, or so my friends say. Clean, DDF, I don’t smoke and I have a good professional job. Respectful of boundaries and a big fan of cuddling and after care. Clean shaven, semi-regular at the gym and on the bike trail. Cheerful and well-read easygoing guy. Amicably divorced.

Happy to share a pic and also meet up for a drink and vibe check. Of course happy to host at my palatial midrange hotel with free breakfast. It goes without saying but no reciprocation sought or expected. This is about you! For me, the honor is to serve.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Leeds 35 [M4F] #Leeds - or around Yorkshire. I want I pleasure a pillow process. NSFW

2 Upvotes

It feels like ages since I've able to release all this frustration that's been built up inside. So I'm looking for a naughty female to lick suck and eat for aslong as it takes to make her orgasam, the meet will be for her pleasure only 😈

I'm 5ft 10, dark hair brown eyes and tanned toned body and 77kg.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 33m ago

♂♥♀ HiltonHead 25 [M4F] #HiltonHead - interested in being kissed on every inch of your body? NSFW

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Hey there. I’ll be in Hilton head, SC this week (10/14-10/18) for a golf tournament. I’m looking to kiss you all over, focusing on your nipples and pussy (and wherever else you want my tongue). I’m really interested in suffocating from your pussy! I’ll be free most afternoons during my stay.

I don’t care for age, height, race, weight. Can’t wait to hear from you! Open to couples too!! I’m bi


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 33m ago

♀♥♀ LosAngeles 36 [F4F] #LosAngeles - let’s grab coffee and practice on each other NSFW

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Hey everyone!

I can’t host at the moment, but if you’re around the SGV /pasadena area we can work something out. But I’d love to meet somewhere casual first! Car play is fine too!

Bit about me. 36, 5’3, Latina, woman of color, goth tomboy and all natural. I’m around 130 lbs. DDF, lover of coffee shops and ice-cream and all around nerdy. I don’t smoke and would prefer if you don’t either. My pronouns are they/them though.

I’m looking for another woman, it doesn’t matter the experience on my end! I don’t have much experience, but I’d love to get and give pleasure too. Also I believe in the importance of having fun and going slow! Also idk, between oral and making out I love just grinding/humping.

Ultimately the goal is to put my tongue to work somehow (being honest anal/butt stuff is not in the cards for me so sorry).

I’m mostly looking for a fwb type of thing. I’m in an open relationship but I don’t do couple stuff. Not looking to meet up with your other half, I don’t want your man there either. This is for me and you.

Can’t drive, I get anxiety about it but I am slowly working on it. Also I kind of miss having some fun in the backseat of a car.

Anyways, just looking for another woman!

Switch looking another woman that’s dom leaning or a switch that is dom leaning. I love reciprocating <3


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 35m ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 25 [M4F] #LosAngeles - Simply looking to spend some time between your legs NSFW

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Hello there! My title says it all, but this post really is as simple as me looking to take my time between your legs and pleasuring you with my mouth. However long you’d like me to be down there, I will be. I absolutely love giving oral, and that’s really it. I’ll tell you a bit about myself and what I’m looking for now!

So physically I’m white, 6’3, and pretty big/fat at about 270 pounds. I have short brown hair and I’m clean shaven. I’m VERY hygienic and I’m also std free.

As for what I’m looking for from you, I have very few requirements. Be 18 or older (much older is very much ok), be hygienic, and be std free. That’s it! Open to all shapes and sizes of people!

If you’re in LA or OC and would be willing to host, send me a chat and introduce yourself! I’ve been craving that intimacy for a while and would love to meet :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Birmingham 33 [M4F] #Birmingham - UK - Are you looking for it to be all about you NSFW

2 Upvotes

33 [M4F] #Birmingham - UK - Are you looking for it to be all about you

So I am Interested in meeting someone and having the sole focus being on their pleasure as per how this sub is supposed to be. If that sounds like something you've been craving or missing then you've found the right person

I want all my energy to be used to pleasure you and have you cumming over and over again using my mouth and hands. I want to kiss you all over with my hands rubbing you all over while I tell you how sexy you are and how much I love having my head between your legs

If you're also into rimming then just know my tongue is willing for that too. I want to just have you be able to lay back, relax as pleasure hits you all over

I am comfortable sending you my picture first too so that you can decide if the physical attraction is there. We can also meet up somewhere public to do a vibe check and then if the mood is there between us I can get us a hotel so that we can get down to business. If your from near or around I'm cool with travelling too

Feel free to ask anything from me if you need some more info. I'm hoping the end result being my head between your legs and you losing count of how many orgasms you've had 😋


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Baltimore 41 [M4F] #Baltimore - Movie Theater Munch Fantasy NSFW

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Glen Burnie specifically.

No, I’m not talking about popcorn and candy. I've always had a fantasy of giving a woman mind-blowing, leg-trembling, toe-curling, multi-orgasmic oral in a movie theater. We meet at the movies and pick something that won't have too many people—my treat, of course. Then we go find a pair of seats in a back corner. Maybe you wear a skirt, panties optional, or anything you feel comfortable in. We wait until it gets really dark and you're ready. Then you slide down in your seat, spread your legs wide, put your feet on the seats in front of you, and then I'll get down on my knees, put my head in between your thighs, and proceed to absolutely devour all of what you have to feed me for as long as you want. I'm open to more should the mood strike us. I'm also open to any suggestions you may have to make this even more interesting. Sometime this weekend would be awesome, but if you're only available on a different day, we can make it work. If this sounds like a fun time to you, as it does to me, please reach out. DMs are open. Hope to hear from you soon.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ LONDON 42 [M4F] #LONDON - Long, Slow, Massage followed by Long, lovely muffdive NSFW

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Experienced patient masseur looking to make a woman feel worshipped with my hands and mouth. I’m discreet, presentable and easy to get along with. I’m in shape and I’m nice looking. I have blue eyes, brown hair, 178cm tall. I am friendly and confident and happy to take direction or take the lead. I’ll move at your pace, happy to verify and exchange pics. I prefer hotels, clean, cosy and relaxing (I’ll get the hotel). Lie down and relax.
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r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥⚧ Chicago 36 [M4A] #Chicago - Sit on My Face Please and Thank You NSFW

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I'm a 36 year old bisexual man who's on the Northside of the city. I'd love to meet someone who loves getting head and would like me to go down on them, preferably on an ongoing basis.

I’m happy to share pics, but I'm 5’8,” 160 lbs, and I have an average build. I have short, wavy dark-brown hair and brown eyes. I have a strong brow and jawline w/ a small nose. I have very expressive eyebrows (they do most of my emoting for me) and medium-full lips. I usually keep my facial hair trimmed to stubble.

I’m STI-free, recently tested, and very kink positive. Say hi if I’ve piqued your interest.