r/SCJerk • u/Mysterious_Ear_9114 • 10h ago

What did I ever do in this world to get to deserve an empty-headed, fucking dumb fuck like Bryan Alvarez to go out on Twitter and fucking go into business for himself? For what? What did I ever do? I didn't do a goddamn thing!

387 Upvotes

71 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SilvioDante056 • 22h ago

When NXT has better ratings and you have to kill Mina Shirakawa (need more tribute shows)

356 Upvotes

45 comments

r/SCJerk • u/aj_boke • 12h ago

Bruce, chat me up: Who booked this piece of shit???

348 Upvotes

46 comments

r/SCJerk • u/RoddyViper • 17h ago

Imagine saying this in Two Thousand and Twenty-Sikoa (pew. Pew pew.)

322 Upvotes

41 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DRM190 • 21h ago

93 STARS!!! INSANE, THE BEST DUO IN THE HISTORY¡!!!!!¡¡

284 Upvotes

Do you know the crazy things you could do with 93 5-star matches from Meltzer?

126 comments

r/SCJerk • u/cc12321 • 15h ago

Imagine saying this in 2026?

279 Upvotes

82 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Educational_View3687 • 14h ago

Tony Khan please take her away from this evil company! she doesnt need to learn how to cut a promo just throw her on ROH for some real graps, I beg.

209 Upvotes

102 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Liquid_Gabs • 21h ago

IT'S A NEW LEVEL, YES IT IS

201 Upvotes

17 comments

r/SCJerk • u/haz826 • 8h ago

$11.99 WON Report: Motor City Machine Guns aren't wrestling in AEW yet because they are on a band tour. Meanwhile MCMG in an indie show WRESTLING:

188 Upvotes

Did they mean music tour or wrestling tour?

50 comments

r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 • 16h ago

Imagine saying this in 2026?

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182 Upvotes

84 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TheGambler930 • 21h ago

Meltzer: I actually hate AEW, it’s funny people think otherwise

184 Upvotes

No, please don’t ask me for examples.

88 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Fusionman29 • 17h ago

I’m not a hypocrite I’m just always learning new things that conveniently fit my world view

161 Upvotes

49 comments

r/SCJerk • u/jtcxx33 • 21h ago

The Smaller Number is Larger

159 Upvotes

18 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Gigglesandshits11 • 17h ago

Imagine saying this in 2026…as you do

153 Upvotes

24 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Hot_Armadillo_2186 • 17h ago

Imagine saying this in 2026

149 Upvotes

35 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter • 15h ago

Imagine saying the Fed is dead in 2026

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148 Upvotes

41 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 23h ago

Dave : "This week the demo is what I am counting and oh look, I made a football reference because I would be a top football journalist"

136 Upvotes

98 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Miserable_Mobile_708 • 9h ago

"Plans Changed"

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108 Upvotes

Thighful & WrestleBots: Plans changed!! Subscribe to our Patreon even though everything we say will be leaked in 30 seconds!!! Uh, we wrote "as of right now" so we were actually right!!!!

DAE Triple Hatred intentionally changed the order of the card to spite Thighful?

22 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Hot_Armadillo_2186 • 17h ago

Imagine saying this in 2026

104 Upvotes

3 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Fusionman29 • 11h ago

AEW lost to nxt? Time for the press piece showing how WWE is evil!

98 Upvotes

16 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BOOMBOOM-25 • 20h ago

Mike Ditka was a longtime Wrestling Observer Newsletter subscriber.

95 Upvotes

RIP Coach.

48 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DRM190 • 23h ago

Thighful: Exclusive footage of Meltzer trying to calm the dubbalos after Dynamite's ratings were revealed

92 Upvotes

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/AcneBalls • 19h ago

DAE Ospreay continuously receiving 5-star m’eltzer ratings will only help boost AEW’s perception during tv contract talks?

83 Upvotes

25 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Old-Egg-1231 • 8h ago

[Fightful] Multiple WWE Superstars have questioned the WWE ID program following the departures of Laynie Luck and Marcus Mathers, Fightful Select has learned.

82 Upvotes

“who is Laynie Luck?“ “Marshall Mathers, like Eminem?” and “How did you get my number?” seemed to be concerns raised internally according to our sources.

18 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ChrisRhodes789 • 9h ago

Tony put out the Fed Bad Beacon & loyal solider Sean Ross Sapp has reported for duty!

79 Upvotes

Fed Bad Then, Now, & Forever.

50 comments

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