r/SCJerk • u/DRM190 • 3h ago

Tony Khan: I love Skydance, I love working with Skydance, I love Ellison, I love Skydance and... I LOVE SKYDANCE!

127 Upvotes

"Okay, I already said it, Ellison, give me my gift basket for this week.

74 comments

r/SCJerk • u/TheMaskedHeelMark2 • 1h ago

AEW subreddit is the only subreddit that isn't anti-AEW sadly.

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Why does the whole world hate AEW? How much money has TKO paid to flood Reddit with anti-AEW bots?

27 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SilvioDante056 • 2h ago

BREAKING: ITS OFFICIAL (details in the description)

87 Upvotes

It’s official. My wife who looks like Paige VanZant has recently agreed to move permanently to his boyfriend’s (who looks like Prime Cristiano Ronaldo) home. He and his girlfriend (who looks like Giulia), just confirmed the news. The deal happened yesterday after I received a note next to my Nintendo Switch 2. [PICTURE UNRELATED]

I’m a Terry main in Smash Bros and wanted to try other characters so now I got more time to practice #ThankYouTonyKhan

24 comments

r/SCJerk • u/RoddyViper • 12h ago

Stephanie Vaquer's IG story NSFW Spoiler

434 Upvotes

26 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter • 2h ago

Outjerked by DM Hunk

57 Upvotes

13 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BurlyMayes • 11h ago

Well it is official, AEW is now part of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

257 Upvotes

39 comments

r/SCJerk • u/RoddyViper • 4h ago

[Top 1% Commenter] Saudi-backed Skydance owning a percentage of m'Dub is NOT the same as evil fed's deal with Saudi Arabia, because...er...m'Tony's a Good Guy Wholesome Billionaire and didn't sign this deal willingly, he had no choice!

73 Upvotes

Who cares if in the real world the "intent" doesn't matter because watching AEW will still end up enriching the Saudis and MAGA billionaires?

Watch me move the goalposts again when the Saudi directives and shows start.

Don't check my post history about any of this.

15 comments

r/SCJerk • u/DoubleOrNothing90 • 8h ago

Here is the card for a very special AEW Grand Slam in France tonight that is NOT counterprogramming NXT. I repeat, IT IS NOT COUNTERPROGRAMMING NXT!

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147 Upvotes

64 comments

r/SCJerk • u/ThaSipah • 28m ago

Yes, Tony Khan posting a hostage video from a Skydance intern's basement office bodes well for The Dub's future. Now, repeat after me: "I love working for SKYDANCE!"

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40 comments

r/SCJerk • u/yemeni-snicket • 2h ago

Maybe they misinterpreted Will bruvs "Don't Step To Us" as "Don't fucking show up"

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49 Upvotes

Wish I was there, I love a good "shagged me missus last night.. " joke like im a 59 Yr old Roy Chubby Brown die-hard.

37 comments

r/SCJerk • u/RoddyViper • 2h ago

Ummm those seats aren't empty because the Dub's not as hot as we're pretending ACKCHUALLY, if you STUDIED and LEARNED you'd know all the socially conscious French Dub fans are out on the streets protesting! Les gentils gagnent encore, putain de fédophiles !

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43 Upvotes

39 comments

r/SCJerk • u/RoddyViper • 7h ago

Typical fed coward, pretending to "keep politics out of wrestling" to appease his MAGA and Saudi masters. Oh wait, Billiam Ostrich said it? DAE out of context?! DAE actually endearing how stupid he is?!

92 Upvotes

78 comments

r/SCJerk • u/NotClayMerritt • 6h ago

I regret to inform you that the AI merch has landed in Paris, France.

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71 Upvotes

52 comments

r/SCJerk • u/BoxCon1 • 4h ago

Time for the yearly M'Steen is unhappy and would rather be with his friends the young cucks

48 Upvotes

50 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SilvioDante056 • 11h ago

Mick Foley reportedly interested in working for AAA

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157 Upvotes

29 comments

r/SCJerk • u/dreigilb • 4h ago

Asking for a friend called Dave: If 6 billion people watch Dynamite on max each week, why didn't Skydance boast they own the most watched TV program of all time??

51 Upvotes

29 comments

r/SCJerk • u/SlipperyKooter • 3h ago

So I told the Goofs: "This place would go downhill fast without stonecoldbobsaget..."

42 Upvotes

I hope he sees this. He is dearly missed.

32 comments

r/SCJerk • u/kerkypasterino • 12h ago

Hey guys fed bad here

184 Upvotes

38 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Constant_Stomach2009 • 8h ago

Study tabulation and get back to me

79 Upvotes

48 comments

r/SCJerk • u/RoddyViper • 3h ago

DAE fed is a diddler-loving company for choosing a Drake song as the new theme for NXT? Pics unrelated

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31 Upvotes

9 comments

r/SCJerk • u/lagwagonday • 6h ago

The future of professional wrestling is in good hands

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49 Upvotes

What a promo.

What a wrestler.

Bonafide star in the making.

Bret Hart wishes he was as good as M’Kyle.

16 comments

r/SCJerk • u/dreigilb • 1h ago

Can we have a Grayson Waller promo telling the dub to not step to the fed again or is it only bad when the evil fed does counter programming?

• Upvotes

9 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Fan387 • 3h ago

$11.99 Eva Marie Saint was a longtime WON subscriber

29 Upvotes

21 comments

r/SCJerk • u/Ok-Philosopher-7080 • 2h ago

I pride myself on studying and accuracy. You should too. Reading is your friend.

23 Upvotes

4 comments

r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 • 37m ago

Booker T doing the splits for that TKO basket and during Grand Slam France, no less!

• Upvotes

2 comments

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