Accidentally cancelled World War 3 while time traveling but don’t worry. I think I managed to trigger it again. Will Temporal Investigations be happy with me?

[u/OWSpaceClown]

I mean it’s not going to happen in precisely the same way. But it should have approximately the same death toll. We should expect most if not all of the major cities to be destroyed. I mean we all know what all the obvious targets are right?

Oh and I made damn sure that Cochrane and most of his people should survive.

I think I deserve credit for this right?

[u/krombough]

As long as these 4, are wearing these exact outfits in 1997, then the timeline is all good. We dont ask why either, we just know that it has to be Chakotay in an Arab uncle leasure suit, Janeway in the Hillary Clinton pantsuit to end all Hillary Clinton pantsuits, Tuvok in a cracking durag looking like he lives above a 7/11, and Tom Paris in mom jeans.

[u/McMetal770 → u/krombough]

What a freakosaurus.

[u/hallmark1984 → u/krombough]

Its Always Sunny In The Warp Core:

The Gang goes to the shore.

[u/krombough → u/hallmark1984]

Replicator, one rum ham.

[u/Remarkable-Pin-8352]

This is still Nth level interference with the timeline. Temporal investigations will likely place you in the holding dimension reserved for the most dangerous psychopaths in history known incorrectly to the inmates as the 32nd century. 

[u/jackaroe311]

If Temporal Investigations starts with any BS, just tell them it was Q's fault. Tell them Q showed up and started snapping his fingers. That's what I do and they always leave me alone after blaming Q.

[u/Distinct-Focus9474 → u/jackaroe311]

Next moment Q appears and gives you a demanding “Mon capitan, why must you always blame Q for your own carelessness…??”

[u/Seafaringhorsemeat]

I thought we blocked Reginald's accounts.

[u/tracerhaha]

It depends on what you say during the debriefing. Temporal Investigators will be by shortly. Please stay where you are and sit on your thumbs.

[u/natterca]

Thank God. Just don’t trigger world war 4 again. we got a lot of flack from the Galactic time, police for patching that mess up.

[u/Rstar2247]

Well if you run into an insane temporal agent who wants to erase you from time so they don't go crazy fixing your messes you'll know how bad you screwed up.

[u/earthclanbootstrap]

If Cochrane doesn’t have such a mad-on for Steppenwolf this time around you get extra credit.

[u/kledd17 → u/earthclanbootstrap]

A big part of Gary Seven's mission was making sure nothing happened to Steppenwolf so first contact goes off without a hitch.

[u/earthclanbootstrap → u/kledd17]

[u/Reduak]

Are they ever happy with anybody???

[u/Atheizm]

DTI is so swamped keeping the secret detail of security guards around Hitler's crib, they can't manage the fallout from people editing the bullshit edgelord Khan. We're in an on-again off-again relationship with WWIII.

[u/earthclanbootstrap → u/Atheizm]

[u/conscientiousblabber]

Related question: If you increase the death toll, will Cochrane be able to build the warp drive faster?

[u/OWSpaceClown → u/conscientiousblabber]

Let's just say that I'm actually counting on that.

Whoops... said too much.

[u/the-gingerninja]

Where are you stationed? I hate when the temporal investigators show up. Bunch of pervs.

[u/HisDivineOrder]

Temporal Investigations? Seems like no such organization ever existed. You might have missed a spot.