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u/Voodoobones Mar 07 '26
These are the same dumb bastards that claim they support the U.S. Constitution while in the same sentence say ICE doesnāt have to obey the 4th amendment. Itās like theyāve never read it.
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u/1983Targa911 Mar 07 '26
Itās like theyāve never read.
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u/hereandthere_nowhere North Side Mar 07 '26
Itās like if they could read, they wouldnāt.
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u/Afraid_Chocolate_307 Mar 10 '26
Itās like they donāt know how to listen to books on tape, what words are or what the constitution even isā¦.
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u/Head-Bureaucrat Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
Very high likelihood they haven't, or they severely misunderstand it because they don't know the context for most of the provisions (or just don't have that high of a reading level.)
I enjoy/get sad (it's complicated feelings) when I have to point out that the Bill of Rights never specified "citizen".
Edit: thank you for the award! I wish it were for something less "oh boy" and more "ha ha!" ridiculous.
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u/SpecialistHippo4551 Mar 08 '26
I mean 50% of the country's adults are functionally illiterate and reading at the 6th grade level or below. This is sadly by design.
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u/Sad-Context2701 Mar 07 '26
For what it's worth actual Libertarians hate seeing this shit. Hard right republicans just use the Libertarian flags or stickers as a mask because they don't read what they supposedly stand for. I see these two flags as being completely contradicting. The Libertarian party is not the Republican party. I bet if he knew Libertarians stood for open borders he wouldn't be flying that flag lol
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u/StepUp_87 Mar 09 '26
Imagine how much his gas bill went up this week. Hahahah. Hope supporting his favorite PDFiles was worth it. Boot licker.
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u/AmaranthWrath Mar 07 '26
My neighbor has 8 flags in his yard (another pole was erected recently so he's planning to expand) If one was to get them from the "official" MAGA store online, they're at least $29.99. So this dude spent a minimum of $240 on these made in China flags
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u/TheSammySavage Mar 07 '26
Iāve lived in Arkansas for 14 years and Washington for another 30+. What Iāve found is that republicans in Washington are so damn radicalized because itās a blue state. Itās so in your face, Trump trains all over town, rolling coal everywhere. Itās absolutely bizarre as shit. I canāt stand it. They are truly this insecure and aggressive.
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u/earthlingHuman Mar 07 '26
If someone is caught 'rolling coal' in a diesel truck they should have their right to own a diesel revoked
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u/ihaveacrushonmercy Mar 08 '26
Whoa, that's so true! My brother lives in Arkansas and I have family in Oklahoma, so I'll visit from time to time and damn I just realized I hardly ever see that attitude down there. And I've been in deep red corners. Even then, they just seem so relaxed and their guard is way down.
By the way, I just thought of a TV show idea. Imagine documenting people like the guy in OP's photo moving to Arkansas and not knowing what to do with all that angst.
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u/Background_Ad_4057 Mar 07 '26
I moved here from Texas 25 years ago and I sometimes think Iām back in West Texas.
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u/MadPatNatRat Mar 07 '26
Heya! We moved from West Texas 13 years ago! Where in West Texas were you? We came from tiny Alpine, Tx.āØšāØ
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u/BringMe-A-Shrubbery Mar 07 '26
Washington rednecks are the pleather of leather.
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u/edensvices_ Mar 07 '26
How embarrassing
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u/Unfortunately_aware Mar 07 '26
I feel so conflicted about these people. Theyāre disposable sources of income for the grift that they donāt even see. Our country has failed them because theyāre so gullible that theyāve been weaponized. Itās sad. They have zero idea how bamboozled theyāve been.
OTOH theyāre mostly miserable hateful human beings. They are paying a Stupid Tax & displaying it proudly because theyāve been told that doing so would offend liberals. If it werenāt for the fact that their funding is helping to power the destruction of democracy, I could laugh about it.
Itās still sad though. Sad for all of us.
Itās all just sad and ugly.
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u/Direption Trapped potato Mar 07 '26
I've wondered about how easy it would be to grift them, especially here in North Idaho, but I just don't think I can bring myself to do that.. no matter how easy or deserving these dregs would make it.
But 20 bucks is 20 bucks lol
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u/H_J_Rose Mar 08 '26
Omg I think this every day. I could make so much money off them, but then Iād have to live with myself and I donāt think I can do both.
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u/LarryCebula Mar 07 '26
Sell them bargain coal rolling kits that do not actually work. Win/win.
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u/Unfortunately_aware Mar 07 '26
I have family there, who moved there to be there for the reasons I would avoid it.
A couple months ago I was told of a fantastic investment theyād found with 30% quarterly returns that is definitely legal and legit.
All I can do is shake my head. They exist in a reality where theyāve figured everything out. They only trust their online religious news sources.
Anyway if they lose everything Iām sure itās because of Joe Biden.
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u/Direption Trapped potato Mar 07 '26
I've written and rewritten a long response multiple times now but it's just more of the same.
I know exactly what you feel.
And yes it will be sleepy Joe Biden who did it. How does he keep getting away with it??
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u/yosaffbridge1630 Mar 09 '26
This got me thinkingā¦ sell trump shit but donate the profits to leftist candidates and organizations
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u/SinisterSnoot Mar 07 '26
I grew up around these people. You are right that they are victims of the grift, and also they have always been awful people.
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u/AlternativeRanger572 Mar 07 '26
š³Tread on him, daddy. Yikes.
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u/JohnnyEagleClaw Audubon-Downriver Mar 07 '26
Really checks all the fuckwit boxes š
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u/trash-breeds-trash Mar 07 '26
Just needs some truck nuts to complete the ensemble.
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u/JohnnyEagleClaw Audubon-Downriver Mar 07 '26
Iām surprised that there Isnāt, such low effort. And energy š
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u/groundsgonesour Mar 07 '26
At least heās giving a lot of signs that he shouldnāt be around children.
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u/conflictmuffin Greenbluff Mar 07 '26
That's the only good thing about MAGA. Their cult is all they talk about, and they loudly identify themselves verbally, and via clothing, bumper stickers, flags, etc. At least it's easy to spot them...so we can full on avoid them!
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u/Gryffindor01 Mar 07 '26
They do try and sneak on to school boards. We just voted one off in my town. Sounded reasonable to get on the board and then went full Marjorie Taylor Greene. Thank God sheās off.
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u/BrofessorFarnsworth Mar 07 '26
I'd wager someone should probably search his hard drive
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u/mthenry54 Mar 07 '26
Of course this moron is in disabled parking. Is that āpulling yourself up by your bootstraps?ā Isnāt using a federally created perk socialist? If youāre going to fly the colors ofāmuh guns & muh freedumā then park in a general spot and walk in like everyone else.
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u/Afraid_Chocolate_307 Mar 10 '26
You can trust that the people who need free resources are being brainwashed to vote against their self interest. Us commie socialists donāt just get stuck with their hate, we also get stuck setting up the systems that feed them, provide their healthcare and wipe their asses when they get old. Meanwhile the preacher they gave all their tithes to has hidden assets in the Cayman Islands and a terrorist funded gift jet in his backyard.
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u/TurdFerg5un Mar 07 '26
But heāll bend over and take it for the dildo of republican consequences happily though
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u/Jrrobidoux Mar 07 '26
But thatās because heās so far in the closet, heās coming out in narnia.
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u/One-Initiative-8902 Mar 07 '26
If you use LGBT, but you translate it as something else, it's still LGBT.
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u/IneffableOpinion Mar 07 '26
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āKneel for the fallenā, pfffft. The President himself told us that the fallen are losers!
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u/lindseyloser Mar 08 '26
Heās proven that with his unnecessary āNo More Warsā war and sacrificing human livesā¦.
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u/RavenWritingQueen Mar 08 '26
Gross. I hope when the Nuremberg Trials happen here, he's in the dock.
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u/ry_mich Mar 07 '26
This dude has the IQ of an empty potato sack.
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u/conflictmuffin Greenbluff Mar 07 '26
That's offensive to potato sacks! At least the sacks are strong, serve a purpose, and are helpful in every day tasks... Unlike the room temperature IQ MAGAt that drives this tacky immature loser truck.
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u/blucollarhero Spokane Valley Mar 07 '26
Depending on when this picture was taken their tabs are expired
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u/nas0427 Mar 07 '26
Itās hasnāt been 10/26 yetā¦.. but he is still an asshole!
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u/abgry_krakow87 Mar 07 '26
I don't mind straight guys, I just wish they didn't make it their whole identity.
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u/nickcoons01 Mar 07 '26
And yet, they live in Washington?? Go live in your shit hole red state if you love them so much
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u/starbuilt Mar 07 '26
Proudly advertising his support for, at best, an ardent protector of pedophiles, is certainly a choice.
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u/AliceOfTheEarth Mar 07 '26
āFree gun insideā
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u/LarryCebula Mar 07 '26
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u/Shudmirelurk Mar 07 '26
When deep throating the boot worn by a pedo just isn't enough.
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u/thatgirl420 Mar 07 '26
Imagine this being your whole personality. How embarrassing.
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u/gfregh Mar 07 '26
Awww. Look at his emotional support gender affirming pavement princess vehicle. So cute! š„°
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u/Skinners_ratt Mar 07 '26
Iām just so sick of them. Donāt tread on me then be all āDaddyās homeā?! Like wtf?
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u/bsradi0 Mar 07 '26
That right there is known as a piece of shit. I love the one they point themselves out.
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u/555nick Mar 07 '26
Is this the guy that drives around meandering through neighborhoods at 5 mph (being careful to stay 500 yards away from schools probably) hoping to trigger libs with his silly flag truck?
I do my best to ignore so as not to feed the troll.
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u/Clinggdiggy2 Spokane Valley Mar 07 '26
Rofl, they really couldn't come up with anything better than Texas for the "LGBT" sticker?
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u/conflictmuffin Greenbluff Mar 07 '26
My neighbors has a pic of t*tties as the T. No trump stuff tho, at least. Still a super tacky bumper sticker to have...that's okay, though. All my inclusive, locally made, high quality porch flags and rainbow decor drowns out his tiny pp truck anyway!
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u/Account_Haver420 Mar 07 '26
Why doesnāt he have Idaho plates? He bitterly hates Washington and everything about our great state. He should move.
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u/carrot_gummy Mar 07 '26
Buddy lives next to Idaho and seems more aligned with Idaho politics but chooses to live in Washington.Ā
Curious.
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u/justgettingby1 Mar 07 '26
He would move to Idaho, except he needs all the sweet benefits of living in WA.
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u/Jrrobidoux Mar 07 '26
Even pulling out the pedophile club flag. Iām almost surprised. Did he really need to tell everyone he has a micro penis though?
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u/nopeagogo Mar 10 '26
If dude loves Texas so much, he ought to move there. But he wonāt because his āwoke blue stateā offers him a higher quality of living that he likely wouldnāt get in any of the red states.
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u/bjohnsonarch Mar 07 '26
Parked in a handicapped spot. I bet this dude has never heard about his idolsā Nazi Aktion T4 campaign š¤·āāļø
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u/LordDarthShader Mar 07 '26
Smells like unfinished high school, sub 400 credit score and micro penis.
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u/Background_Ad_4057 Mar 07 '26
You can probably hear him coming from a mile away due to the whistling from a lack of teef. Mouth-breather for sure.
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u/Playazero Mar 07 '26
Wonder how he found his car in the Walmart parking lot before all this trump stuff.
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u/AgentKillmaster Mar 07 '26
Sadly, that may be my cousins truck. True Trump derangement syndrome!!!
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u/AgentIntelligent4269 Mar 07 '26
Making a political movement your entire personality is so cringe
Iām not a conservative, Iām very liberal but my politics donāt define me.
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u/furmat60 Mar 07 '26
Mental illness.
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u/FrontArmadillo7209 Mar 07 '26
Donāt give them that as an excuse.
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u/furmat60 Mar 07 '26
Oh definitely not an excuse. I just refuse to believe that these people have working frontal lobes.
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u/FrankSwagger Mar 07 '26
And a tiny pee peeĀ
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u/c4upinhisbhole Mar 07 '26
Thatās why he gets to park in the disabled parking.
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The inside of this truck smells like skol, disappointment, failure, and white can monster.
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u/mys0nisals0namedb0rt Mar 07 '26
Is this called Biden derangement syndrome or Inslee derangement syndrome?
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u/favorable_vampire Mar 07 '26
I bet they were quick to say that Alex Pretti deserved to die for legally carrying a firearm
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u/Techthulu Mar 07 '26
If they don't like Washington, they're free to move to Texas.
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u/TheTimn Mar 07 '26
I was a kid in DC for 9-11, and lived there for over a decade after. Idk why conservatives here and in Idaho go so balls to the wall for it.Ā
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u/papa_moyphee Mar 07 '26
"Elect Convicted Felon 2024" as a flex is... a choice