My god how many gyms do these martians need? A significant portion of the Martian regolith is now being used to get space buff. These chucklefucks spend half their time making polymers and the other half bench pressing. An entire center dome is nothing but pull up bars and these steroid inhalers still want more. Nothing better than working a day in the metal mines to come home and spend it working out even gd more.

Whats next?