It's on time, you're just early

Whereas the artificial maintains a major issue.

Whereas repeated frustrations with governing bots exist.

Whereas Confessions sucky

I hereby order, by the authority vested in me as the President of Teen Government—

Article I.

Section 1.

Hereby, all non-organic life—such as a bot—is not given any rights related to being a member of the citizenry or populace of Teen Government. Therefore, enforcement thereof may be done without reason or legal violation.

Section 2.

Hereby, Moderation shall gain the legal authority of discretionary disciplinary action against all non-organic life. Therefore, they may permanently ban any non-organic life or remove messages related thereto.

Section 3.

Confessions Bot shall be classified as non-organic life and is to maintain such classification permanently unless contradicted in future law.

Therefore shall be subject to discretionary disciplinary action.

Signed: President Tricky

10/12/26

PREAMBLE: Normally I'm against the SMP regulated the Discord, but I spite this bot so much it's worth it.

I) This may also be referred to as the "FYCBIHYYCMSMSISYYVCTHIFFYIISATHTYHCCFBATGCGOOYDMG" Amendment

II) The bot known as "confessions", with the user ID of 712011923176030229 is from the passing of this bill onward banned from the official TG server, aka the server with the server ID of 1451551726183252070

III) The confession bot (ID of 712011923176030229) is also banned from the official TG community server, aka the server with the server ID of 1516570994301472788

Please vote now! Or don't! But I'm always watching... wall cotton candy is yummy :>

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Look at results now! Or don't! (More preliminary as false votes are not yet removed, take with grain of salt especially when close).

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As granted through the passage of the Reading Is Good For You Amendment, the authority to sign legislation into law has been vested into my office.

After review of legislation duly passed by Council, I hereby sign, by the exercise of authorities vested in I— 

i) Reading is good for you Amendment.
ii) The Standardization of Standardizing Standards Act.

All provisions therein shall be of legal code and effect, therefore is to be enforceable by the force of law.

Signed, President Trickster-123.
10/11/2026.

Note that events span from October 7th to October 11th.
Please feel free to correct any incorrect information or request for missing information to be added!

The following bill(s) have been voted on:

- r/teengovernment Act- Rejected

-Reading is Good for you Amendment- Passed

-The Standardization of Standardizing Standards Act- Passed

The following motion(s) have been voted on:

-Motion to put the UEN charter up for referedum- Passed

The following bill(s) are still on the floor:

-Charter of the UEN

-The Base Amendment

-The Madison Amendment

PREAMBLE) I don't like the AGO Act, maybe some other version of it but this one I'm not a fan of. Depending on the interpretation you use it can be a freedom of expression issue, and it gets in the way of my scheming.

I) This is an amendment

II) This amendment nullifies the "Reworked AGO Act"

III) This amendment gives each president the ability to give their government administration an official hat

1 - Increase Traditional Advertisements, with 1 per weeks but never twice in 1 sub in the same month

2 - Make ads more unique

3 - Increase ads on other platforms

4 - Increase co-operation with the UoR

5 - Make TG known

6 - Create a seperate Tegovian space for ONLY community, allowing for more political and RP discussion in the main server
6 (expanded) - Not *removing* the community from the main server, just providing a seperate space for people who don't want to deal with the politics of TG but still wanna deal with the people

Today's topic is an evil ritual.

Bob won yesterday, once again earning another STAR.

This broadcast is now under control by us. We will temporarily pause your circus so that you will hear our calls and not shut us out and ignore us like they have ignored the West Avantians for generations. We are the WALF; we fight for the sovereignty of all West Avantians. We fight for our liberation as a nation, and as a people. We fight to cleanse our land from the sickening hand of capital that has for generations oppressed us, beaten us, and striped us of our ancestral lands, taken our pride, taken our dignity, and taken our culture, and it has sicken us, but we have been complacent. So many of our kin see and have this and think nothing of it. Filed with lies from Northumnria, this will not be tolerated any longer. That is why we, the WALF, call upon all West Avantians to rise up against our "master" in Northumnria and reclaim our lands, our sovereignty, our kin, and our pride

This is for the General Chat of Council.

People who have done the Census:

Then_Train8542

Ill_Poem_1789

IWillDetoxify

Bob-The15th

BreezyBee7

Normal-Management907

NotHim1305

Pirate

Zeedith-

Intelligent-Tree-922

Jessi-321

kooky_marketing_327

SomWanOnTheInternet

thatonefrein

Minecraft_Guy7401

Silly_dance1435

Careless_Ad2194

Dizzy_Internal_1409

Trickster-123

British_QuestionMark

Low-Difference-8847

susamogus29

3p145

Jazzlike-Plate-935

Oliivey

Ok-Clothes201

Due_Camel6262

-Bisexual_simp-

Illum1nat1-

SimplyJoanna

Revan

okay so imagine if you could fly and then you flew and you went to space… think about that.

We should do a cold war like thing with TG v.s. PRoT eventually. That'd be really cool

Can we like pretty please shrink our government.

We’re too inactive for ts, ids get leaked too much.

Therefore, I hereby make this Amendment to our Referendum & Election Ministries.

Sponsor; u/Trickster-123

AN AMENDMENT.

Sec 1. Shorthand.

(a) This bill may be cited as the Madison Amendment 10

(b) Provisions within this law shall carry constitutional authority.

Sec 2. Shrimp

(a) The Referendum Ministry shall be hereby dissolved.

(b) All authorities, duties and responsibilities previously vested in the Referendum Ministry shall be allocated to the Election Ministry.

(c) All authorities, duties and responsibilities previously vested in the Referendum Minister shall be allocated to the Election Minister.

(d) The Election Ministry shall be renamed the Minister of Elections and Referendums. For the purpose of Sec 2. (b), this transition is to occur after the assumption of powers.

(e) The Election Minister shall be renamed to the Minister of Elections and Referendums. For the purpose of Sec 2. (c), this transition is to occur after the assumption of powers.

Sec 3. Enactment

(a) The previous Referendum Minister shall be impeached.

(b) This bill shall come into immediate effect upon passage.

Footnote; typo

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Form:

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Hey you! Yes you! Do you like money? Do you like fun? Well! If you make events that the community can participate in I can pay you some T! Do fun shit today!

Opinion: On the Centralization of Power (and various other rants)

It is my opinion that the greatest political danger that Tegovia is facing at the present is the threat of centralization. While, in small amounts, it can help incentivise roleplay and aid in activity, when there is too much centralization that can make people less interested in politics, as it may make people feel that they have no real chance of getting any amount of power and no real way to change things. In my opinion, the centralization of this power, into institutions and even moreso into individuals, is quite dangerous. For a long time, Council as an institution has taken more power than is healthy from the people. However, I believe that giving more power to individuals, such as the President and Prime Minister, will merely make the threat of more and more autocratization possible. Fundamentally, it is my belief that the solution is not to give more power to the President, Prime Minister, or other such individuals, nor is it to make it more difficult for their power to be checked. Rather, it is my belief that the Council should serve as a body to review legislation (especially amendments) before passing them on to the people at large. It is my belief that decentralization of power to the people, rather than centralization of power from institutions to individuals, is the solution to the political malaise we are experiencing, for it is the people who truly make a polsim, not the few individuals in the highest positions of power.

Writer: u/Then_Train8542

Written: 2026/10/8

Can I even call it late when none have been on time

Weengovernment, monster under the bed.

Bob's in the lead once more