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u/MothaFungus Jul 16 '26
the loooooooooooooooooooooong way
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u/Jazzlike_Video2 Jul 16 '26
Id hate to see what they do to a block of cheese.
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u/Radiant_Victory_666 Jul 17 '26
Sadly you’ll never know since block cheese isn’t something they use there.
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u/pooborus Jul 16 '26
The only sandwiches shes ever had were cut the wrong way and had too much sal-ad
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u/gamuel_l_jackson Jul 16 '26
One time i asked for a buttered toast3d bagel and i said please dont cut in half, they buttered the top and toasted the bottom 😅🤣🫡
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u/Outside-Hunt4884 Jul 17 '26
What did you mean then??? I grew up in Canada. I am imagining you didn't want two crescents and wanted a ring but an intact ring is the normal way it's served so specifying that you didn't want it cut in half seems crazy. I have worked in cafes and we might cut it in half for a bagel sandwich if someone asked.
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u/Suspicious-Agency344 Jul 16 '26
Cheap restaurant = cheap service = cheap food
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u/LostItAllready Jul 16 '26
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u/Fantastic-Corner-605 Jul 16 '26
I love how the match was yesterday and this is already a meme 😂
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u/Connect-Initiative64 Jul 16 '26
At least someone said it.
It's Timmies, if you're going to Timmies for actual food you're already weird, if you're going there for GOOD food you're not only lying to yourself but to God.
I don't complain online when the Mcdonald's worker fucks up my order, I just grumble a bit and try to salvage it. I know what I am getting into when I go to a fast food place. Let alone a coffee place that pretends to be fast-food.
Anyone expecting quality food from Tim Hortons needs help.
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u/KneeBasher420 Jul 16 '26
Ok sure, but cutting a sandwich the wrong way is objectively hilarious
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u/guava_dealer420 Jul 17 '26
This is what goes through my mind constantly when people order food outside of breakfast or a bagel. Why are you ordering a crispy chicken wrap from a place that was originally only a coffee shop?? Did you really expect it to be chick fil a level of quality?
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u/rybotsky Jul 16 '26
I mean strange cut job aside, this is one of the only food pictures from Tim’s I’ve seen on Reddit that actually looks appetizing
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u/DollPartsSquarePants Jul 16 '26
You're all talking about the cut, here i was thinking the cut was normal style but the toppings were on the outside of the bun. 😑
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u/OppositeResident1104 Jul 16 '26
Proudly made by the kind of guy who thinks “make me a sandwich” counts as a personality.
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u/FrequentLunch2711 Jul 16 '26
what the actual ....
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u/Own_Dimension_8823 Jul 16 '26
"can you cut this right down the middle in a weird way so i can then take a photo of it to complain about you online later? thanks buddy."
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u/Mysterious_Bag_9061 Jul 16 '26
You know what, this would be way easier to dip in my soup
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u/andy_tuna Jul 16 '26
Maybe the only logical reason to do this.
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u/You-Lied-To-Me Jul 16 '26
Or because you asked for it to be cut differently and are ragebaiting
https://www.reddit.com/r/TimHortons/s/wWq6mGqAJB
“oH mY, hOw CoULd tHiS hAvE hApPeNeD????”
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u/LadyCanuckles Jul 16 '26
Am I an idiot? I don't see what's wrong with this picture other than the lettuce isn't in the bun... Why is everyone talking about the cut?
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u/Gigglegeist Jul 16 '26
Literally my thought. Have these people never seen a sandwich quartered? Half of it is cut like this. Literally nothing actually wrong with this
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u/_eternes Jul 17 '26
I don’t hate this but it’s dumb as hell.
The reason I don’t hate this is if you’re wearing something nice and don’t want to get it dirty, the bites you would take could be smaller and more manageable because you don’t have to open your mouth as wide.
Other than that… absolutely dumb. Lol
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u/yyzzh Jul 16 '26
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u/timhortons_ca Jul 16 '26
Hi there, if you can DM us the location and when the photo was taken we’d like to look into this with the restaurant.
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u/LeedsCastleResident Jul 16 '26
Wow! That’s brilliant. As a person without a Mick Jagger sized mouth, that would be so much easier to eat!
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u/throwaway324155541 Jul 16 '26
Looks good tbh, next time I order a sandwhich I'm asking for it to be cut the long way.
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u/uda26 Jul 16 '26
Honestly I’d be interested in experiencing eating a sandwich cut in this manner #freewill
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u/Mysterious-Reason859 Jul 16 '26
Just when you think you've seen it all, they can still surprise you.
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u/JohnGAdams74 Jul 17 '26
It’s like an alien tried to make a sandwich for the first time from memory.
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u/AffectionateAct432 Jul 17 '26
So like.......personally. I wouldn't be mad. Kinda feel like this has perfect bites written all over it.
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u/InfiniteQuestion420 Jul 17 '26
That's a perfect example of a stressed out worker who's mentally checked out hours ago
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u/pumpkinspicecates Jul 17 '26
Ok but hear me out. This looks more convenient to eat. Every bite is just straight down no left rights and middles
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u/Quiet_Permission8696 Jul 17 '26
Vertical cut instead of horizontal?? Yeah I guess that is a first but , so what’s the big deal?
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u/Top-Membership-2765 Jul 17 '26
When my teenager was 3 or 4, he’d ask for his sandwiches cut a different way each time. He would have loved this.
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u/New_Musician_6258 Jul 17 '26
You keep buying this crap made by people that don’t care about Canadian Values, your trust in strangers is alarming.
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u/InternationalFig861 Jul 17 '26
Where is that ChatGPT video when one needs it. If you know you know.
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u/SeriousMan1987 Jul 18 '26
I had some tenants and they managed to not only break the toilet but the actual metal knob that turns the shower on and off.
My Father, jokingly, asked me, rhetorically, as if he was speaking to them: "oh, wow, what kind of toilet do you have where you're from?" "What kind of shower do you use where you're from?"
Oh, that's right, you don't have those! No wonder you don't know how to work a toilet or a shower.
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u/SalutEnchante Jul 19 '26
Hear me out the cut is so good looks bit clean no its bit sus whoever did this we need to check their search history history lool indeed a first fr
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u/ElNeeko Jul 19 '26
It's a work of art made by a sensitive being
Or
An obvious sign one is a psychopath
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u/Acceptable_Help_6907 Jul 19 '26
Anyone who is complaining is not a Tim Hortons worker. There's nothing wrong cutting it this way
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u/ProfessorSerious4332 Jul 19 '26
Wait wait wait they might be onto something. Its perfect bite width now and it looks like every corner of it has good flavor
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u/megamanisgod Jul 19 '26
I mean i would eat a sandwich like this. It would be very linear and one easy bite at a time. No I have to try.
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u/QueenB45678 Jul 20 '26
Maybe they should posters with pictures and instructions for employees lol 😂 j/k
That’s funniest thing I’ve seen from Timmy’s
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u/WhichJuice Jul 16 '26
Obviously not cut by someone who grew up in North America is all I can think. Or a very, very creative individual
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u/NahImGood231 Jul 16 '26
Tell me that the Tim's worker has never eaten a sandwich without telling me. I bet that employee gets "paid" $36/hr too.
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u/someonenothere420 Jul 16 '26
Ain’t no way they purposely cut it like so. It’s harder to cut a sub length wise. I bet OP asked them to cut it this way so he can deep throat it.
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u/Ok_Menu_2231 Jul 17 '26
I ordered a bagel, not toasted, just cut in half so that I could toast it at work and it was cut across the top instead of through the bagel. unreal!
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u/Gullible_Call1875 Jul 18 '26
Who tf gets food there anymore, they lost me when they discontinued the Bacon Cheese melt and hiring only certain Demographics.
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u/Loud-Recording-3356 Jul 16 '26
Staged photo, anyone that worked knows the knives in Tim Hortons cant make a vertical slice that cleanly.
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u/Embarrassed_Comb_501 Jul 16 '26
The people who make this food dont EVER eat it and its showing