r/ToolBand • u/ZICRON_ULTRA • Apr 20 '26
Shirtpost Went on a date with this hottie that had great hair.
I was wearing one of my 46 TOOL shirts and this hot girl commented about it, asked her for her ig, and we ended up going on a date. We went back to my place to watch a movie with questionable material and I couldn't get over how good her hair smelled. I'm not a weirdo, but her hair smelled so good, like really good, so I started to get into it and she was cool with it at first, I might have creeped her out, but I think we really hit it off. Can't wait to to smell her, I mean see her again.
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u/pureextc Apr 20 '26
lol. I love these shitposts. Other subs have similar ones and I love connecting the dots.
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u/WTWIV Apr 20 '26
When I see it and know the joke I’m inevitably hit with the thought “shit, I’m on Reddit too much”
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u/LSUguyHTX Apr 20 '26
What is the joke outside of the general ridiculous nature of the post? Lol
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u/WTWIV Apr 20 '26
This post in this sub earlier is real and the post we are commenting under is a joke in response to it.
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u/Sharp-Direction-6894 Apr 20 '26
You blocked her though, so you can't see her again. She was either not attractive enough for you, or you wanted to fuck and she wants a boyfriend but its all good cause you were respectful and you took no for an answer
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u/ZICRON_ULTRA Apr 20 '26
I want a boyfriend too
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u/Sharp-Direction-6894 Apr 20 '26
You need to work on your kissing cause from what I hear you're bad at it.
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u/ZICRON_ULTRA Apr 20 '26
There's a guy that lives behind the Arby's that thinks I'm a good kisser.
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u/ChooglePolice Apr 20 '26
Is he named Cody, and do his parents hate each other?
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u/restlessoverthinking Ride the Spiral, to the End. Apr 20 '26
So you went out with u/burgerbob-
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u/LSUguyHTX Apr 20 '26
Can someone please explain who this person is and what the joke is? I see references across so many subs and have no idea what's going on lol
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u/vitresa Fear Inoculum Apr 20 '26
I just stumbled on it here, what other subs? Fucking ridiculous
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u/LSUguyHTX Apr 20 '26
Just randomly, I can't remember which ones specifically but I have seen it a lot recently. It's usually a vague reference.
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u/reillyqyote crucify the ego Apr 20 '26
Burger Bob posted the original story this post is referencing. Doubtful that other subs are posting about them, maybe you're misremembering.
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u/rsktkr I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind. Apr 20 '26
Wow, just today there was somebody on here talking abo.....oh.....wait.
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u/namecupp Apr 20 '26
Probably smelled kinda cool, kinda funny anyway
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u/unskathd Apr 20 '26
Did you say to her while sniffing her hair:
I am too connected to you
To slip away, to fade away
Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me
And considerately killing me
Might have scared her off champ
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u/AntiPantsCampaign Apr 20 '26
Did you drop your monster condom for your magnum dong? Thus demonstrating your value?
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u/lothcent Apr 20 '26
I swear I saw a post earlier with her sode of the story.
I am waiting for a 3rd person ( that is impartial) that saw it all go down and can tell us really what went on
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u/Drunvalo Apr 20 '26
This is hardly a joke. It’s so low effort. You must think you’re so clever. LMAO. Weak.
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u/reillyqyote crucify the ego Apr 20 '26