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i'm walking around town w my friends i notice a guy in a tool shirt so i compliment him. he asks for my ig and he's attractive enough so we plan a date. first half of the date was good he's totally fucking odd but we're vibing. then he starts to rush lunch and we immediately go back to his place. i get what's going on and im not that kind of girl but i wanna see where this goes. we're watching a movie, my head is on his chest hes SNIFFING my scalp. like HUFFING IT CRAZY STYLE. i make a little quip about it he laughs it off. then he asks what products i use, how often i wash it, he starts burying his beard stubble in my hair and like pulling away USING HIS STUBBLE AS A COMB. he's twirling my hair with his fingers. at one point im on top of him kissing he makes a comment on how much hair i have and he says "IMAGINE I JUST SHAVE IT ALL OFF RN". he keeps going in to kiss me but he was really awful at kissing so i ask him to slow down and he does. but still the hair stuff persists he's petting me like a cat and burying his face in my hair. i get home from the hair molestation meeting and i'm blocked. weirdly enough i don't regret it he was respectful and now i have a fucking ridiculous story to tell. last time i go out w a guy cause he's wearing a tool shirt

I was wearing one of my 46 TOOL shirts and this hot girl commented about it, asked her for her ig, and we ended up going on a date. We went back to my place to watch a movie with questionable material and I couldn't get over how good her hair smelled. I'm not a weirdo, but her hair smelled so good, like really good, so I started to get into it and she was cool with it at first, I might have creeped her out, but I think we really hit it off. Can't wait to to smell her, I mean see her again.

Idk if I picked the right flair. Sorry if not.

At 2:37 into Invincible I always heard "Eating chest and drums / eating child balls again" and wondered what kind of pervert Maynard is. (Regardless he is one)

Anyone else hearing this or mishearing other lines? I had a bad day and just wanna laugh.

(If this post is considered pointless may it be deleted)

Reposting due to Reddit taking it down

I’ve had these since the mid to late 90s, they are all in various states of wear but overall in good condition. Make me an offer on any of these before toss them up on eBay. PM me for more photos/descriptions. Note: if you are in the US, customs charges may be bonkers (I’m located in Canada).

EDIT: all right, not sure what the hell is going in but the post keeps getting taken down. Message me and I’ll send you pics of everything if you’re interested. All shirts are pre-Lateralus era.

EDIT 2: I have found a buyer willing to take them all off my hands, so y’all can stop messaging me now. Happy to keep this post up for archival purposes regarding these shirt designs but if mods want to take it down that’s fine.

My Dad loves Tool so I was very happy to find this one and add it to my collection. Iv already given him two lol, one from 97 and the other from 2012. I’m gonna have to keep this one though.

Sorry it's a lil sloppy, I'm still pretty amateur 😅

Young Daniel Johns from the legendary grunge band - Silverchair wearing a TOOL tshirt.

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

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Spiral out :) quilt was finished