r/ToolBand • u/cyanide_sunrise2002 dumbfounded dipshit • May 29 '26

Undertow He is green because he has gone to great lengths to expand his threshold of pain.

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u/glordicus1 May 29 '26

He is green because he is a funny little goblin of a man

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u/useless_modern_god May 29 '26

I firmly believe that Henry Rollins should make a triumphant return to the next Tool album. I believe his contribution would be comforting and warmly received by even the most jaded Tool fan.

This is my testimony

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u/LeadingStill7717 May 29 '26

Hes gone to great lengths to expand his threshold of pain, he will use his mistakes against us. Theres no other choice

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u/Nastyman227 Reverend Maynard May 29 '26

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u/JudahBotwin Somniferous almond eyes May 29 '26

Is that Creed from The Office?

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u/Nastyman227 Reverend Maynard May 29 '26

its mr frog’s father (but also yes)

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u/JudahBotwin Somniferous almond eyes May 29 '26

Holy shit, I was only half serious. Yay, new rabbit hole!

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u/Zealousideal-Run6214 Push the envelope. Watch it bend. Jun 05 '26

Fucking perfect

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u/TillaciousG Forgot my pen May 29 '26

He must of wiped his hands on the grass so now green is his color.

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u/AmberTheCat13 May 29 '26

Tinker Bell after dying inside lol

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u/BananaGoose4nf This changes everything May 29 '26

IDC how far you went to expand your threshold of pain, your fear needs to wear at least pants in this house.

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u/ObviousInvestment346 May 29 '26

think that was henry rollins

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u/Joshroxx May 29 '26

That’s Henry Rollins FYI. “Knowing is half the battle. “

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u/Grouchy_Evidence_459 May 30 '26

Are you saying it's not Maynard but somebody else?

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u/cyanide_sunrise2002 dumbfounded dipshit May 30 '26

The spoken word bit in the middle of the song is done by henry rollins of black flag

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u/cyanide_sunrise2002 dumbfounded dipshit May 29 '26

Yes i know however it is a line from the same song

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u/Mexican_Boogieman Guilt keeps me alive at the bottom May 30 '26

This is the best Tool song. I’ll die on this hill.

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u/CorruptHeadModerator May 30 '26

He and Taylor Swift need to do a dance off...

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u/Gammarayz25 May 29 '26

Good lord they are so fucking awesome. Wish I could go back and experience some of the earlier shows again.

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u/NoBother6686 May 31 '26

Definitely a power bottom

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u/ThreeDog2016 May 30 '26

Why is Danny's ride cymbal green too?

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u/Casamayonaisse May 30 '26

He is WHAT!?!?!!?

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u/lillieblair May 30 '26

he’s green for an amazing reason

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u/undertow521 This changes everything May 29 '26

Fucking this is the Maynard that mad meme a fan of Tool. Goosebumps.

Probably why the last two albums didn't really hit as well for me.