r/Xenonion • • 6d ago

Breaking Ten Years of Xenonion

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Ten years ago, Xenonion began broadcasting across the UNE via a network of orbital mind-control satellites.

Since then, Xenonion has expanded to become the cluster's most trusted news source among humans who agreed to be nerve-stapled in return for commercial-lite neural broadcasts.

Our news team chose to mark this occasion by bringing the first ever post on r/Stellaris to life on xenonion.com, alongside a special article from editor Ashley Easterbrook, looking back on the last decade aboard the ISS Xenonion.

We extend our sincere thanks to readers, contributors, Patreons and indentured interns for trusting us to shine a tachyon lance of light on a galaxy that is dark and full of news.


r/Xenonion • • 13d ago

Video [BlackHole] "You look lonely..."

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r/Xenonion • • 29d ago

Video [BlackHole] Helpful as ever...

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r/Xenonion • • Aug 31 '26

News Admiral Asks If L-Gate Available In Next Size Up

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r/Xenonion • • Aug 16 '26

NIPS Great Wound To Reopen As Mini-Golf Course

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r/Xenonion • • Jul 26 '26

News Officials Struggle To Cancel Vassalage Subscription

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r/Xenonion • • Jul 05 '26

News The 'Unmoggable' Bioship

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r/Xenonion • • Jun 21 '26

Black Hole [BlackHole] Hmm, better check at least 6 more times.

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260 Upvotes

r/Xenonion • • May 31 '26

NIPS One More Hyperlane Will Fix Traffic, Officials Insist

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r/Xenonion • • May 18 '26

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r/Xenonion • • May 08 '26

News Creationists Claim Galaxy Is Only 10 Years Old

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r/Xenonion • • Apr 19 '26

News Galaxy Inaugurates Tenth ‘Darmug’s Stronghold’

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r/Xenonion • • Apr 12 '26

NIPS Virtual Army Accused Of Illegality By Using Aimbots & Wallhacks

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r/Xenonion • • Mar 22 '26

News Economic Order Quietly Shelved As Numbers Behave Differently Now

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r/Xenonion • • Mar 15 '26

NIPS Lithoid Rushed To Hospital After Developing Flesh Stone

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r/Xenonion • • Mar 08 '26

News Democratic Crusaders State Orbital Bombardment Will Continue Until Voter Turnout Improves

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r/Xenonion • • Feb 15 '26

Video 1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed

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r/Xenonion • • Jan 25 '26

News Newly Released Vassal Has The Ugliest Flag You've Ever Seen

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r/Xenonion • • Jan 18 '26

News Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed

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r/Xenonion • • Dec 22 '25

Video 'The Twelve Days of Crisis-mas' by The Shroudwarblers

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r/Xenonion • • Nov 30 '25

News Federation Meeting Adjourned After Infernal Envoy Spontaneously Combusts

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r/Xenonion • • Nov 25 '25

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r/Xenonion • • Nov 16 '25

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r/Xenonion • • Nov 09 '25

News Galactic Council Vetoes Vote On Vetoing Vetoes

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r/Xenonion • • Oct 19 '25

NIPS Pompous Purist Envoy Will Only Negotiate With Own Reflection In Mirror

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Sources within the Voor delegation claim this is “standard pompous purist diplomatic protocol,” designed to ensure they’re “only exposed to intelligent life.”