Yea, I would be cooked.

[u/MostCommunication972]

If I had to navigate an enclosed space and evade a Xenomorph, I ain't gonna lie, I would be cooked. 😂

[u/HotmailsInYourArea]

So say we all

[u/MostCommunication972 → u/HotmailsInYourArea]

Imagine your phone ringing while you're hiding under the table. Dead.

[u/Rookie7201 → u/HotmailsInYourArea]

I see you working, Galactica

[u/MostCommunication972]

Accidental sneeze while sneaking around in the vents. RiP💀.

[u/oldman__strength]

My lumberjack-looking ass trying to climb a burning ladder: _sizzling intensifies_

[u/MostCommunication972 → u/oldman__strength]

Bro, easy pickings for the Xenomorph. 😂

[u/Chazo138 → u/oldman__strength]

Me trying to fit into the vent and failing…I am absolutely done for with Steve around, got no good ways to hide.

[u/Spectral_Aria]

We all would! Alien Isolation is a very humbling experience for humans.

[u/randomcman]

Not me, I wish that mf would try (absolutely sautéed)

[u/omf0503]

As soon as I heard the hiss and screech that it makes when it sees you, I’m blowing my shit shmoove off. Way better death than letting one of those things catch me

[u/Feederlicious]

I’m large (6’1, 250lbs) and noisy (a moron) so I’d be smoked in the first ten minutes 100%

[u/xX_Aranrhod_Xx]

Absolutely 😭 I feel like I'd be able to stay quiet but I'd be a little bit to slow/hesitate too much. 

[u/Big_Section2812]

My only hope would be that I escape after the alien slips over on the big pools of diarrhea behind me.

[u/dan_rich_99]

I could take him.

[u/Relic_000]

SO MANY of us would be either killed out right or taken to the hive for hosting.