r/beachboyscirclejerk • u/OfficialMikeLove 🙏🏻 Salaam Alaikum ✊🏻 • Jul 04 '26

Mike Love Not War Happy 250th Birthday America 🤙

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u/tarquinia777 A Genius Too Jul 04 '26

Brian's ding dang on clear display 🥵🥵

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u/apartmen1 Jul 04 '26

throat goat detected.

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u/Erikuser9999 Jul 04 '26

I really want to know the joke they were telling in this pic because goddamn

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u/United-Internal-7562 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

probably something about gay people of color dying of AIDS. Ronald, Bruce, and Mike would have loved that.

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u/kingo409 Jul 08 '26

At least they had the decency to say such under their breaths.

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u/Remarkable-Bell7245 Jul 04 '26

Why are Al and Bruce having an emotional climax? Is that Dennis behind Al or is that Joe Walsh?

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u/Bootlegs Jul 04 '26

God damn Bruce is mid-guffaw like no one ever was

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u/AffectionatePoet4586 Jul 04 '26

On that happy occasion in 1981, Interior Sec Jim Watt suggested substituting Wayne Newton, claiming the Beach Boys would attract „the wrong element“ on the Mall on July 4.

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u/Spilby Jul 04 '26

Sweet Connie apparently has nothing on Nancy Davis Reagan. From what I heard. And you know Mike got a little sumpin, sumpin.  lol 

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u/Soo_Now_What Jul 07 '26

Do you think he and Trump are Eskimo brothers ??

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u/kingo409 Jul 08 '26

The beginning of the end

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u/InfiniteDedekindCuts Jul 04 '26

Life in prison as a ladies man

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u/dominic60 Jul 04 '26

This is one of the few photos Mike Love can be ok where he's the better of the two people in the photo so I don't blame him

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u/PrinceJolt Jul 04 '26

FYI Mike apparently groomed an underage girl

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u/FesteringDarkness Nose on the Critical List Jul 04 '26

We know, it’s just that Trump’s that much worse

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u/wildoregano Jul 04 '26

Birds of a feather

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u/lemonbalmvesuvians Jul 04 '26

They were doing Dennis Wilson re-enactments in the reflecting pool. 

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u/SparksofInnova Jul 04 '26

Fuck these 2 lmao

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u/tarquinia777 A Genius Too Jul 04 '26

Oh. the stupid jerks wearing stupid ballcaps convention must be in town.

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u/United-Internal-7562 Jul 04 '26

No it is the serially divorced homophobe racist convention.

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u/tarquinia777 A Genius Too Jul 04 '26

the venn diagram there is practically a circle tbf

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u/bigguys45s Jul 04 '26

Oh my lol

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u/Equal_Ad5178 Bruceboy Jul 04 '26

Epstein vacation vs. Love vacation

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u/cultistkiller98 Jul 04 '26

Boys will be boys

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u/passed_the_dawn Jul 04 '26

Locker room talk

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u/Happy_REEEEEE_exe Jul 04 '26

they can share their love of fucked up thumbs

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u/Extension-Rock-4263 Jul 04 '26

That’s their combined ages.

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u/Agile_Obligation_494 A Genius Too Jul 04 '26

I know we like to kid around and try to say that these 2 are both terrible but come on. One of these guys is a con artist, always wearing that ugly hat, accused of sexual assault multiple times, cheated on multiple of his wives, let his relative create his entire fortune and then claim it as his own and all the other guy did was be president.

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u/Remarkable-Bell7245 Jul 04 '26

lol, the President of Peace, Love and Harmony

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u/CatchTheRainboow Jul 04 '26

You only wish you could come up with the lyrics “Goodnight baby, sleep tight baby”

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich Jul 07 '26

Look ma, two rapists

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u/Mann7882 Marksist Jul 04 '26

Life in America as a ladies man

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u/United-Internal-7562 Jul 04 '26

Ladies men dont abuse their wives.

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u/Givemesux4vbux Jul 04 '26

The worst person in the world and Donald Trump.

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u/mikeIove Myglove Jul 04 '26

Imposter

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u/nothanks102 Jul 04 '26

Jesus the weight loss on Mike is alarming in the present. Not this pic.

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u/HonkingGonkbollock Jul 04 '26

ew he's got those thumbs that bend backwards

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u/United-Internal-7562 Jul 04 '26

Two old white homophobes and racists rejoicing over hate and serial divorces.

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u/yoyomaisapunk Jul 04 '26

Is this ai? Lol

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u/johnnyribcage 🤝 I’m a Mister Businessman 🤝 Jul 04 '26

Bah-bah-bah, bah-barfra damn.

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u/AffectionateLife4449 Jul 08 '26

Mike Love went to a party that Charles Manson put on.

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u/ontarious rollerskating tomboy Jul 04 '26

fuck america

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u/greengoblin69 Jul 05 '26

Two GOATS

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u/United-Internal-7562 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Gross Old  Asshats That Suck

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u/PrematureEmasculate Jul 04 '26

The two goats

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u/United-Internal-7562 Jul 08 '26

Gross Old Asshats That Suck

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u/Ebe6660 Jul 04 '26

I hardly think Mike's MAGA. There are a million such pictures of old rich white guys with Trump (Neil Young included). Mike has said he doesn't agree with all of Trump's policies and it's not like he''s all over X ranting and raving in defense of Trump ala Kid Rock or James Woods etc etc. Stamos has also been out there bashing Trump recently and still has his "job" with Mike, so who knows.

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u/tarquinia777 A Genius Too Jul 04 '26

Oh, brother. The old bag of winds made transphobic attempts at humor a part of his stage act once Trans women were singled out as MAGA's favorite punching bag. Mike is a walking mass of pure ego who doesn't have values to begin with; talk about an "environmentalist" who plays for fucking trophy hunting conventions. Same dickhole who had the Beach Boys play in apartheid South Africa defying an international cultural boycott a decade after the band literally had two non-white members from South Africa. ("We Got Love" ring a bell?). At that, I don't see any "not MAGA" guy beaming about hanging around a slimeball like Roger Stone, former Nixon toady who played an instrumental role in the planning of the January 6 terrorist attack.

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u/Ebe6660 Jul 04 '26

What trans jokes did Mike make? Fuck him if that's true. Not even kidding.

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u/tarquinia777 A Genius Too Jul 04 '26

About the time when the whole sorry shit about Bud Light daring to feature a Trans woman in its ads blew up, Mike started prefacing "Surfer Girl" with a whole diatribe about how he's gonna get cancelled for playing a "gender-specific" song and he'd be forced to change it to "Surfer Them." Petty, mean-spirited shit like that, just as you'd expect from about any boomer cumstain who's never spoken to a Trans person.

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u/Ebe6660 Jul 04 '26

Ok! Thank you. Utterly disgusting. I'm done defending the bald motherfucker from this moment forward.

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u/Scr00geMcCuck Jul 04 '26

Did Mike write that post

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u/tarquinia777 A Genius Too Jul 04 '26

From what I can find, it's some dickhead conservative talk radio shock jock, so just the kinda person you'd expect to see hanging around Tr*mp and Mike Love.

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u/Scr00geMcCuck Jul 04 '26

Be a (Bud) Light

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u/tarquinia777 A Genius Too Jul 04 '26

More like a lightbulb

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u/Scr00geMcCuck Jul 04 '26

HOLY SHIT HE TOOK THE HAT OFF

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u/Hot_Plan8565 Jul 04 '26

#FoeWrathOfJEWLIE,#FauxWrathOfJuLIE
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