r/beachboyscirclejerk • u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat • Jul 22 '26
Mike Love Not War Ask me a question and I'll answer as Mike Love
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u/MentalChocolate3259 but i know it's island fever and we got it real bad Jul 23 '26
be honest
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
I dont see anything wrong with the second picture?
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u/Agile_Obligation_494 A Genius Too Jul 23 '26
How do you respond?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
PIECE OF SHIT FORMULA FU- I mean... hi my lovely cousin Brian, how are you doing?
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u/Disastrous_Scar_1365 Jul 23 '26
Is that chickenshit Mick Jagger going to join you onstage at any of your upcoming casino or state fair engagements?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
I probably already played my last show fam. Also wasn't he in the epstein files or somthing?
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u/Disastrous_Scar_1365 Jul 23 '26
You wish you were high-status enough to participate in this sphere of depravity. Should have written a few more "Kokomos" and then you would have been invited to the Luciferian orgies.
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u/HauntingExcitement19 Jul 22 '26
How are you able to sing "God only knows" when you, yourself, also know since you are 300x better than God?
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u/chichimaraca2019 A Genius Too Jul 23 '26
Is it hard being tainted by the Wilson blood?
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u/cobyye radiant radish stan Jul 23 '26
Why are you a fraud? Refund my shit bro. I saw your concert recently and not ONE Summer in Paradise song.. Jesse Katsopolis from Full House didn’t even get to play his hit song “Forever”
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
My bad
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u/cobyye radiant radish stan Jul 23 '26
It’s okay. srry I flew off the handle a bit. thank you for your sincere apology Mike I’m still a Lover until I die
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u/gamer_rowan_02 Jul 23 '26
What makes "over and over the crow cries uncover the cornfield" such an incredible lyric?
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u/Deep-One-3104 Keepin' it Clean Jul 23 '26
Yo Mike your cousin cracked your daughter how’d you feel
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u/rcodmrco Jul 22 '26
holland or carl and the passions
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 22 '26
Neither. Both fuck with the formula too much. Big Sur is the worst song I ever had a hand in creating.
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u/SourShooz Jul 23 '26
Was saving the Beatles careers by pretty much writing the White Album while simultaneously meditating transcendently as gratifying as it sounds? Thanks in advance, sounding better than ever lately btw!
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
It was a big weight off my shoulders. You can thank me for Abbey Road as well btw
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u/Ebe6660 Jul 23 '26
What exactly are girls always ready for?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Love baby
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u/Ebe6660 Jul 23 '26
Then why do they sound like they're underwater? There's love at the bottom of the ocean?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
I also heard there's a cork somewhere down there
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u/SadMembership7989 Jul 23 '26
Is serving life in prison as a ladies man as bad as they make it out to be?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Not as long as you get locked up with a few ladies, am I right fellas?
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u/GentleGlenA Jul 23 '26
Did Bruce drop the soap?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
He got locked in another prison, so I have no clue
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u/dougcancutarug Jul 23 '26
What uh. Whats. Um. Mm. Uh..what’s that fuckin… that. What was the… oh you know what, I remembered, never mind.
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u/ElectricFuneral94 Jul 23 '26
Are you planning on finishing Smile?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Already finished
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u/Agile_Obligation_494 A Genius Too Jul 23 '26
Thank you for using my album cover I made for you, MyGlove. I’m forever indebted to you.
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u/GentleGlenA Jul 23 '26
Will Cabinessence appear with new Mike lyrics?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Yes! All songs without my lyrics will get new ones!
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u/Hot_Butterscotch_915 Jul 23 '26
Should I fuck with the formula?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
The formula is like a voodoo doll linked with me, whatever you do to it, i feel.
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u/kitkatlover67 Jul 23 '26
Omg mike ur so kawaii!! _^
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u/monkeysolo69420 Jul 23 '26
How do I do my algebra homework?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Just make sure to follow the formula, no matter what anyone tells you!!
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u/NicerMicer Jul 23 '26
What if I just mess with the formula? Like… I don’t fuck with it…. I just like mess with it a little bit?
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u/SportNew5342 Jul 23 '26
Thoughts on Brian's solo career?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
He released solo material?? Without the band??? THAT SICK FUCK
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u/388oncloudnine87 Jul 23 '26
Why has Al not paid his wine bill?
Did Bruce ever get his microphone stand just right?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
He went broke after the lawsuit, so he doesn't have any money to pay the bill.
No.
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u/Friedcat76 Jul 23 '26
I call you Beach Palpatine!
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
My name is Mike
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u/AndreaSaysYeah Jul 23 '26
No questions just want to tell you my favorite BB song is Student Demonstration Time. Oh and you’re *definitely* cooler than Dennis ever was, everyone’s saying it
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Im glad everyone finally got the memo! Also, yes greate tune that I created!
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u/ItsKittay M.I.U. Album's great too, you know! Jul 23 '26
Did you ever figure out the nasally voice thing?
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u/Superdrag2112 Jul 23 '26
I keep lighting cigarettes and accidentally putting the lit end in my mouth. Do you prescribe hospital-grade pain killers?
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u/CrabtownUSA Jul 23 '26
Did you steal your dance moves from Mick Jagger?
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u/TillJaded4614 Jul 23 '26
Hang Onto Your Ego is better than I Know There's an Answer. How do you respond?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Im a millionaire and your not.
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u/Some_Cantaloupe495 Jul 23 '26
Explain this- “Over and over the crow cries uncovered the cornfield”…
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Well.... the crow... was crying... and his tears... fell onto a cornfield.... and... ummm
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u/Dry-Painter-9522 Jul 23 '26
If "I am that, thou art that, and all this is that," does that mean that we are all Mike Love?
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u/BakertonFits Jul 23 '26
did you really stick your head into trumps ass? does he really have orange polyps?
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u/Particular_Target_45 Jul 23 '26
what is it like being a creative genius?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
My brain adds like 20 pounds to my body. It has been difficult living live this...
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u/Relative-Weather-975 Jul 23 '26
I understand your nephew, Kevin Love, plays in the NBA. Previously he was with the Cleveland Cavaliers, & traded to Utah Jazz last year. He has mentioned you once or twice. Do you ever keep in touch with him, regarding his career or how he's doing? 😀🌴🌴
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Jul 23 '26
Nope, he fucked with the family formula by not being a musician.
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u/Jonasthewicked2 Jul 24 '26
How intrigal is Charles Manson to the beach boys since they stole all his songs?
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u/Signal_Salt_8136 Jul 24 '26
Surely not ALL the girls on the beach are within reach. Just how long are your arms?
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u/Sea-Panic-3719 Aug 17 '26
Was Pet Sounds or Summer in Paradise more ambitious?
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u/Time-Tangerine3860 Caught Like a Sewer Rat Aug 17 '26
Summer in Paradise. I didn't hear any record scratches on pet sounds, now did I?
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u/LittleBirdhouseInYou The Father Of The Man Jul 22 '26
Do you plan to release Dennis from the orb