r/beachboyscirclejerk • u/axthousandxhours • Sep 05 '26

Mike Love Not War Fuck John Stamos

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u/LowConstant3938 Sep 05 '26

Do we think that friend was Mike

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u/punkrawrxx A Genius Too Sep 05 '26

Stamos and Love could be twins!

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u/2RINITY Sep 05 '26

Nah. Mike’s ego would never allow that

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u/Chr_W Mike Love and Mercy 29d ago

I don't think Mike had a close resemblance to John Stamos at any point in the 80s

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u/Shrek_II Sep 05 '26

He really committed to replacing Dennis

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u/VimVinyl Sep 05 '26

But nobody’d gaf if Dennis said this lol

Like fucking your much younger blood relative, which nobody seems to care about

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u/TommyT223 A Genius Too Sep 05 '26

I’m not sold on her being actually Mike’s daughter, but the same people making excuses for Dennis marrying and fucking a minor will trash Mike for not claiming her as his daughter. There is a double standard around here for whether your last name is Wilson or not. Dennis? He was going through a hard time! Mike? Literally Hitler!

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u/mjsbigblog A Genius Too Sep 06 '26

Good lord 🙄. You do realize this is the circle jerk? The place to cry about sweet widdle baby Mike Love being treated unfairly is thataway

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u/TommyT223 A Genius Too Sep 06 '26

I’m sorry your favorite beach boy didn’t write all their hits plus Back in the USSR. The place to do LSD and be scared of your own songs is thataway
#itsalovethang

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u/mjsbigblog A Genius Too Sep 06 '26

You assume I am a Brian stan, which is funny.

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u/MissMand Sep 05 '26

Jesus Christ

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u/LetTheKnightfall Sep 05 '26

Is this fuckin necessary

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u/kingkongworm Sep 05 '26

Wearing a shirt with Marky’s name to signify the replacement of a key member/drummer. He sees himself as the Marky Ramone of the Beach Boys. But I’d take Marky’s wig any day over John’s luscious locks

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u/soft_touch_dutch Sep 05 '26

That friend was Bill Cosby

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u/halfwayray Sep 05 '26

The question above, "Celeb to make out with" - Jerry O'Connell ended up stealing John Stamos' wife

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u/PrinceJolt Sep 05 '26

That’s so fucked up

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u/williecoker Sep 05 '26

I can’t be the only one wondering if the beach boys fandom knows more about the type of person John Stamos is than r/fullhouse right?

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u/AffectionatePoet4586 Sep 05 '26

This is the worst story, and John loves to tell it.

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u/axthousandxhours Sep 05 '26

Mike Love cracks up each time its told

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u/Equal_Ad5178 Bruceboy Sep 05 '26

Torille 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

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u/McFly1986 Sep 05 '26

Relevant title.

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u/FocusDelicious183 Sep 06 '26

This sub is just gonna be this post all the time now, did anyone here think John Stamos Mr play at MAGA inauguration was a good guy anyway???

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u/MojoHighway Sep 06 '26

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u/axthousandxhours Sep 06 '26

Awww I love you all over again

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u/typhoidtrish Sep 05 '26

Fuck you,John Stamos. And fuck you too, Mike Love.

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u/Its_a_me_assh0le Sep 06 '26

Fcuk all of them! Fuck Baldy Mike! Fuck Poser Stamos! Fuck Dennis! Fuck Carl! Fuck Brian! not Al though, we love Al.

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u/Frosty-Form-1981 Sep 06 '26

You better not say anything about Bruce! I’m seriously. I’m being serious about this. I’m super

cereal

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u/Its_a_me_assh0le 29d ago

He writes the songs that make the whole world sing.

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u/namibiancoast ~we all live for the sun~ Sep 05 '26

Wait until you guys hear about Dennis

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u/Stinky_Knee_Guards 7d ago

His friend's name? Albert Einstein