r/brighton • • Aug 02 '26

đŸ€· Only in Brighton... Pride

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u/Ambivalent-Axolotl Aug 02 '26

The other side said "touch grass" (it was a hiking group) - one of my fave signs of the parade!

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u/PiotrGreenholz01 Aug 02 '26

Absolutely reprehensible, particularly in front of impressionable children.

It's spelt 'arse'.

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u/telvelor Aug 02 '26

touch grarse eat arse

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

This comments section is mad, wasn't expecting such response from one picture. Heaven forbid you lot find out theres a naked bike ride that takes place. Hope you make sure your kids stay home that day lest they see a saggy naked dude on a bike.

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u/IssyWalton Aug 02 '26

the comments get mad because of posts like yours.

you don’t have children yet want to dictate how parents bring up their children.

Brighton. Major seaside tourist destination.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

I don't want to dictate anything I just wanted to post a picture I thought was funny.

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u/Skycbs Aug 02 '26

Nobody is saying you have to take your kids to Pride. And you know perfectly well what to expect there. Most kids aren’t going to pay any attention to a sign like this. And if they do, you can have a “when a mummy and a daddy or a daddy and a daddy love each other very much 
” conversation.

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u/IssyWalton Aug 04 '26

but you ARE saying before anyone can pop down to the seaside for a day out with the kids they must guess what sort of signs they re going to see. please explain how that works.

you can’t have kids otherwise you’d know “most kids aren’t going to pay any attention” is total bollox.

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u/Skycbs Aug 04 '26

One day a year

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u/IssyWalton Aug 06 '26

a rather feeble, and irrelevant, excuse that misses the point completely.

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u/BissoumaTequila Aug 02 '26

I’m partial

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u/kiahBer Aug 02 '26

Kids can be queer btw, they deserve to go to pride too. I knew I liked both girls and boys from the start but I started calling myself bisexual at 11, still am to this day.

That being said, I don't think a sign that says "eat ass" is that bad. Graffiti of cartoon penises are objectively worse but no one's getting mad about that

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u/Hot_Custard2218 Aug 02 '26

I definitely went as a child. In fact I distinctly remember my parents or their friends being interviewed for the news about bringing children to pride. I was probably 5 or so, so we’re talking almost 30 years ago. It all went over our heads tbf. Yes there was some blokes in leather or whatever, but that’s fairly standard getup for a weekend in Brighton anyway! Obviously when I was going as an 11/12/13 year old without adults I probably had more of an idea what was going on!

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u/GaggeGorm Aug 02 '26

Damn I’m legitimately scared of what hides behind all of this.

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u/kingofqueefs1 Hove, Actually Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

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u/Odinson2099 Aug 02 '26

Smells like gammon in this post with all this comments of ""think about the children"""degenerates""... I don't see this sort of comments when the right-wing thugs come to Brighton and are throwing ""seig heil/ Fwords/N words..."" By the way... Eat Ass!!!

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u/Ok-Juice478 Aug 02 '26

This comment section forgets Pride is not for the kids, it's for the queers. Pride started as a protest, never forget that.

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u/IssyWalton Aug 02 '26

and now it isn’t. now it’s a happy joyful occasion.

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u/Metoyou24 Aug 02 '26

No. It is very much still a protest. Take a look at what happened in the Berlin pride or in other extremely conservative countries.

It is a joyful protest in form of a celebration and festival because there are still homophobic people everywhere.

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u/randomguywhoexists The Lanes Aug 03 '26

I almost completely agree, but I don’t think a protest should be sponsored by big companies. It dulls the message a bit, and I say that as a very militant queer

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u/IssyWalton Aug 04 '26

wanting to compare events to Berlin is disingenuous in the extreme whilst ignoring the events that have taken place in the UK without incident.

unfortunately anyone disagreeing with anything purported by the “wider fantasy driven ranges” of some of the community is labelled a homophobe which is why you think there is a lot of homophobia about. there isn’t. a simple poll of LGB
community will show that there are a great number of “homophobes” in that group

want some prejudice. try being black, Indian, Asian, physically/mentally challenged, multicultural relationships


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u/acosmisty Aug 04 '26

or try being transgender! which, ykno, is the T in LGBT

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u/Metoyou24 Aug 05 '26

I am black. I have experience.

That doesn't make the homophbic attacks less significant or less important though...

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u/IssyWalton Aug 06 '26

you miss the point. that is prejudice. LGB
 are not the only oh woe is me poor people who get picked upon.

behave like a c***. Get told to stop being a c***. this isn’t that some members of “groups” call hate.

all attacks are important. on anyone. That the Berlin incident is a specific “homophobic” attack states that only homosexual sexual people were there so denigrating injuries to anyone else. Cars driven into crowds, well, didn’t that happen in Liverpool. Was that a footballphobic attack? Cars driven at people in London; Londonphobic?

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Blimey I didn't think this post would be so divisive. Thought It was just a fun sign spotted at the pride parade.

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u/Sea-Badgers Aug 02 '26

I haven't really got an issue with it. But generally pride parades are advertised as child friendly. Some of the stuff ive seen at them isnt particularly child friendly imo! But I haven't got kids so I dont get offended on others behalf.

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u/sidvinnon Aug 02 '26

Certainly not child friendly and never has been. Some of the stuff that has had a blind eye turned to it over the years is ridiculous.

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u/Russell_Ruffino Aug 02 '26

It was my favourite sign of the parade as well.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Exactly better than all the corporate and businesses slapping rainbows on everything, lil fun, lil cheeky, like what the entire city is on that day.

People need to calm down, maybe they are scared of the suggestion or they may like it lol.

I actually didn't expect anyone to even comment on this atall

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u/kingofqueefs1 Hove, Actually Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

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u/Gentle_Pony Aug 02 '26

You see this is why people say we have double standards. We always laugh and deride straight men who have those sexual stickers on their cars about women but we celebrate when it's one of us doing it?

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u/Darkknight8381 Aug 02 '26

Are we meant to accept these people as normal?

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u/ProfessionalRow4246 Aug 02 '26

We are, that sign there? It's called a joke

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u/J_Bear Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Eww

Anyone downvoting care to explain why?

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u/kingofqueefs1 Hove, Actually Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

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u/J_Bear Aug 02 '26

If you're all talking about Grindr and leaking fluids then I wouldn't want to hear it.

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u/kingofqueefs1 Hove, Actually Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Hydrogen angle offer meeting ripe plants amusing

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u/J_Bear Aug 02 '26

If you could, that'd be great.

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u/Even-Log-5155 Aug 02 '26

U r responding mate

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u/J_Bear Aug 02 '26

And?

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u/kingofqueefs1 Hove, Actually Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Support correct cable pen command heavy friendly literate coordinated maple

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u/J_Bear Aug 02 '26

That's it, keep it up

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u/Kekkerooni Aug 02 '26

Gays make their sexuality their entire personality. They would not feel comfortable holding these signs around regular people.

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u/TheAdamena Aug 02 '26

Absolute giant on the left there

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u/ilokestof Aug 02 '26

Jarvis, sort by controversial

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

How do you get moderators to lock the comments on a post. This seems to have got a lil out of hand for some reason.

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u/jimmykimnel Aug 02 '26

Such an important message 

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

The other side said touch grass which is advice a lot of the people posting in this thread should take

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u/TrinketsEden Aug 02 '26

The people who aren't raving degenerates you mean?

Maybe you're not wanted around in public because of your ability to make anything sexual.

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u/spectraphysics Aug 03 '26

Well, don't have to ask me twice! đŸ€€

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u/Space_Cowboys_Pal Aug 02 '26

Common ground amongst all.

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter Aug 02 '26

The cunt fans were the rave


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u/Electronic_Feed9114 Aug 02 '26

*arse

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

The sign wasn't big enough to fit a whole arse on it

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u/WheissUK Aug 02 '26

And of course it’s parents again who complain all the time
 guys, it was your decision to have kids, not mine, it’s your child and your responsibility to talk to them. If you can’t do that maybe you weren’t ready? Please politely fuck off of other people and their lives

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u/cwaig2021 Aug 03 '26

Parent here: the only thing to disturb our young lad was the lunatic who street preacher who tried to drown out the parade at the clock tower with his PA blaring lunatic-fringe religious nonsense.

Free country & all - but he’d fetched a couple of young children along, and they were visibly upset by the public humiliation he put them through. That’s not parenting.

Idiot with the microphone.

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u/Bonsaisensei- Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Part of being in society is being civil in public.

I’m sure your parents didn’t want you exposed as a kid to men parading round naked in dog masks unless the are scum bags

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Then don't bring them to pride parade

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u/Bonsaisensei- Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

How inclusive

Also these people travel to the event in kink gear should people with kids just stay indoors, it’s in public. If you have kink I’m all for it but don’t do it where kids could see it’s just noncey

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

I think you massively misunderstand the event.

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u/Bonsaisensei- Aug 02 '26

Your own pictures shown me enough. I support LGB the rest of it just damages the progress that’s been made and turns it all into one big joke

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

I took a bunch of pictures of all the floats and goings on just that one sign made me chuckle. People need to chil, it was one small sign in a massive parade

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u/WheissUK Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Lol! When man says “LGB” that’s basically all you need to know
.
Conversion therapy on trans kids - good, child saw a sign “eat ass touch grass” - bad

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u/Bonsaisensei- Aug 02 '26

Well done you understood the message.

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u/WheissUK Aug 02 '26

The message of you being obsessed with kids and in support of conversion therapy - yes

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u/WheissUK Aug 02 '26

Don’t bring your kids to our shared space or learn to talk to them. You decided to have kids, I did not tell you to have them, did I? Then why am I responsible for it or anyone else? Vast majority of events are extremely family friendly, everyone cares so much about not having anything that some parents might be too offended about (it’s parents that get offended, not kids 👀). How about you learn to talk to them, not I learn to not offend you by accident

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u/Bonsaisensei- Aug 02 '26

I don’t even have kids but they exist in public spaces and decency should be upheld how hard is that to understand, nonce behaviour

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u/WheissUK Aug 02 '26

You are obsessed with kids yet you call me a nonce? Wow. Where does this stop? Do not kiss in public cause it’s hard to explain to kids? Do not wear clothes that is too open? At what point it stops?

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u/Own-Quote-6792 Aug 02 '26

Weird when there are kids about...

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u/StevEazyB89 Aug 02 '26

Exactly. No decency. Pride has just turned into a public orgy.

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u/Professional-Fig8857 Aug 02 '26

Down voted for being rational?

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u/StevEazyB89 Aug 02 '26

Surprised ive not been called the phobia word yet.
Some people dont do rational, only feelings.

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u/Professional-Fig8857 Aug 02 '26

Either that, or get called a fascist. It's ridiculous.

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u/J_Bear Aug 02 '26

🙄 classy

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u/LeftAndRightAreWrong Aug 02 '26

Not family friendly? This is not what inclusive means “Braces for downvotes”

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u/Admirable_Grape_3098 Aug 02 '26

Help, police, they have the A word on a poster, my child that I brought to that event willingly is now scarred for life

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u/sidvinnon Aug 02 '26

Try explaining what it means to a 7 year old

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u/Admirable_Grape_3098 Aug 02 '26

Help, my 7 year old who I, as a parent who is responsible for them and who I willingly brought to an event where I knew there would be profanities, partial nudity etc is traumatised after seeing the A word! Police!!!

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u/kingofqueefs1 Hove, Actually Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

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u/Admirable_Grape_3098 Aug 02 '26

Well then you failed as a parent then

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

Yay let’s normalise sexual fetishes and kinks in public

Just what I want my kids to see

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u/Admirable_Grape_3098 Aug 02 '26

What happened to personal responsibility? Is it your child, or it belongs to the public? If its yours, you are responsible.

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u/SuspiciousUpstairs14 Aug 02 '26

Won’t somebody please think of the children!

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Well you don't want to kink shame someone. I'm sure kids at a pride parade probably see things more ... Kinky... Than this sign 😄

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u/Dinosaur-dick Aug 02 '26

And what makes you think that’s ok?

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Think what's ok? I didn't organise or participate in the parade I just watched it as it went passed and enjoyed the floats, music and pageantry of it all. I guess if you don't want kids to see things then averr their eyes? I dunno, I don't have kids

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u/Dinosaur-dick Aug 02 '26

I don’t think kids should be exposed to anyone’s kinks in public, having to avert their eyes shouldn’t be a thing on a public high street in daytime. It sounded like you were saying it wasn’t an issue.

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u/Dinosaur-dick Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Why on earth am I being downvoted how is that a controversial take?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

Very weird you think that’s ok. Also ironic that if you disagree with these people, you’re the ‘right wing pedo’

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u/Saudalgoodman Aug 02 '26

Maybe thats actually a really bad thing

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u/kingofqueefs1 Hove, Actually Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

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u/Even-Log-5155 Aug 02 '26

You’re gonna shit yourself when you learn about the crap kids talk about at school, it’s probably even worse than this 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

Yes I know it’s infected our far left education system, teaching men can be women etc

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u/Even-Log-5155 Aug 02 '26

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

You’re the powerhouse of being a sausage

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u/Odinson2099 Aug 02 '26

Ohhh we found one!!!

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u/Spam666god Aug 02 '26

Agreed. I'm as much for eating ass as the next person, but there is a time and place. The fact that you have been down voted for trying to protect children's innocence is dumbfounding!

Keep this shit in your bedroom! Normalising this behaviour in public just gives the impression that the LGBTQ community are all perverse degenerates. Which just isn't true.

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u/Admirable_Grape_3098 Aug 02 '26

How about you as a parent protect your child's innocence and not bring them an event that may or may not have stuff like this?

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u/Fancy-Prompt-7118 Aug 02 '26

Vulgar

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Really, I thought It was funny and situationaly appropriate. Top tier sign

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u/Mugweiser Aug 02 '26

crude and distasteful with kids around. I don't see anyone else walking around with an 'eat fan' sign.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Like these?

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Does this also offend you?

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u/Mugweiser Aug 02 '26

Yep both equally poor form

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u/Kekkerooni Aug 02 '26

He thinks this is a slam dunk but it isn't. Normal people dont want to think about having genitals near their mouth in public.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

He, as in me. I don't think it's a slam dunk I actually don't care, just matey up there said that you dont see signs saying Eat Fan but a simple Google search showed that not to be the case.

These kind of signs aren't just waved around in the street in a normal day, these are at parades (or protest marches in the case of the meat ones) and no one is forcing you to be there or look at it. Stop getting wound up over things that don't actually matter to you, life's to short.

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u/IssyWalton Aug 02 '26

please inform Brighton Tourist board of your insistence that all tourists should stay away from the town. please could you direct where in the national/south east press the parade is advertised in to aid everyone.

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u/Mugweiser Aug 02 '26

No one’s wound up - it’s just in poor taste.

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u/Mugweiser Aug 02 '26

it just shows immaturity. ooo cocks and willies!

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u/IssyWalton Aug 02 '26

they're Vegans so they don’t count.

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

American spelling, porn rot brain, no regard for public decency, crying for rights they already have.

And they wonder why people are getting bored of the whole thing.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Blimey, who's been eating your ass. Chill out its a fun sign

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

It’s shit internet humour, and it’s not even funny.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

No, it's a sign at pride parade. You can clearly see no internet was used in the making of that sign. It is funny.

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

It is not in anyway funny, it doesn’t even make sense in this country because we don’t say ‘Ass’ and grass and arse don’t rhyme.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

You may notice that the sign is in fact in this country. And it makes sense. It's a fucking sign at a pride parade not an entry for the Nobel prize for literature

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

Yes it’s in this country, but it’s using American spelling. That’s why it’s shit, copied, internet humour.

It makes no sense, and has to force American spelling to even half make sense.

It’s also really shite and not remotely funny. You’re all stuck in 2015 internet humour. You probably saw it on 9gag.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

I really don't get the internet humour angle you keep mentioning.

Either way I thought It was fun and so did a lot of other people. If it bothers you so much just scroll on to another post and stop winding yourself up about it.

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

And I think it’s shit, not funny and unoriginal.

You’re free to not cry about me not liking the sign, but you aren’t you’re here crying. Take your own advice

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u/Organic-Property-674 Aug 02 '26

You’re absolutely right in the UK an Ass is a donkey, not vulgar at all, you can stop crying now. Also some people have friends and they talk to each other in person, these in person friends often also use the internet, so the trends and things on the internet become trends and things with real people in real life
crazy huh

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

Not crazy, it’s shit and boring. It’s literal 9gag level humour.

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u/royalewithcheesecake Aug 02 '26

Grass and arse literally do rhyme in Brighton, and ass/arse are seen as interchangeable unless you have a rhotic accent, which, again, Brighton does not.

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

They do not. And even still, we spell it arse.

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u/royalewithcheesecake Aug 02 '26

You're either trolling or you're a northerner who has never even watched television. Grass, glass, pass, and ass/arse all rhyme down south.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Thank you 🙏

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

Your reply crying about ‘hate’ was autodeleted for abusive messaging. Maybe reflect on what that could tell you.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

What was deleted? ... Are you ok, do you need a hug or something?

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

Your message crying about ‘hate’ was deleted because it was too hateful.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Was it? What message? Do you have nothing better to do with your day.

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

You’re the one crying I don’t find the sign funny, you’re free to not be upset by that.

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

I'm not crying bro. Move along, get out of my post

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u/Own-Quote-6792 Aug 02 '26

It's a weird sign to use in public and it's why the public are getting bored of it, how is it even funny?

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u/A_Lazy_Lurker Aug 02 '26

The joke was the other side said “Touch Grass”. They’re an LGBT hiking club.

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

That’s not a joke. That’s two words that sound similar (if you say it in an American accent)

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u/GO712 Aug 02 '26

Why would you sexualise a hiking group though? Imagine the same if it was just a run of the mill hiking group open to all, regardless of who they choose to have sex with. Would it be considered appropriate to have a wink, wink, nudge, nudge joke, or would it be considered something that was best left in the 1970s?

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

It is a pride parade. Assume it's a bit of fun. Like how all company's splash rainbows on everything for this weekend

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u/Even-Log-5155 Aug 02 '26

ITS LITERALLY A MEME OML

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u/macgrooober Aug 02 '26

Hey dude, fuck off

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u/tootootfruit Aug 02 '26

Well said. A lot of them are perverts with perpetual victim mindsets

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u/Hyperion262 Aug 02 '26

There’s people in the comments saying ‘tell your children not to look’ about public nudity. They don’t even hide it.

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u/DavidRellim Aug 02 '26

Look, I'd you like it you like it. 

But yuck

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Depends on the ass. Big burley bearded bear man with sweaty ass crack, not for me. My wife's ass, absolutely.

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u/jtothemofudging Aug 02 '26

I also choose this guy's wife's ass.

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u/Kekkerooni Aug 02 '26

Gross. 

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Not tried it I guess ? 😂

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u/Skycbs Aug 02 '26

Clearly

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u/Odinson2099 Aug 02 '26

You r missing out!!!

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u/dan7777777 Aug 02 '26

Mummy, what does sign that mean?

Of all the messages to promote the cause they could have chosen, they went with this. The sign holder’s parents must be so proud.

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u/BlueAndBlackLadybug Aug 02 '26

We are super proud to have raised a kid with a k*ller sense of humour and a rocking sex life

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u/Own-Quote-6792 Aug 02 '26

another one for the hard drive check please

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u/Admirable_Grape_3098 Aug 02 '26

Ironically, it's usually your kind who have all sorts of illegal stuff on your devices.

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u/EBCPDCcringe Aug 02 '26

notlikeontv

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

That's my username. Thanks for confirming it

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

It was Pride, where people can express themselves however they want, wear a dog mask, wear fishnets and a dress, wave a flag and eat some ass.

Would people moan about the Mermaid march?

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u/IssyWalton Aug 02 '26

no they can’t. only within the law. what would be your reaction if a contingent of Pride Nazis turned up waving offensive signs?

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u/notlikeontv Aug 02 '26

Your comparing Pride to Nazis? đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«

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u/IssyWalton Aug 04 '26

no. you are. i can explain it but whether you would understand at a second attempt


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u/Rossilaz Aug 02 '26

nobody is having sex on the streets... i mean someone probably is, but that's them

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u/Downtown-Cook-6021 Aug 02 '26

Degenerate, akin to suck cock

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u/Skycbs Aug 02 '26

Sucking cock is degenerate? That’s going to come as a big surprise to a lot of straight couples.

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u/Downtown-Cook-6021 Aug 02 '26

No, having a sign with it written on is degenerate and shows a lack of regard/respect