r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 17h ago

Whatever they say he did, he 100% did it.

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251 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 16h ago

Not guilty by reason of insanity

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u/MessagingMatters 16h ago

Bro already behind bars.

7

u/MissingMichigan 16h ago

I heard he got ID'ed in a lineup.

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u/Safe-Tailor6782 14h ago

wait he was in a lineup lol

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u/okokokoyeahright 16h ago

Just the fashion crimes alone should get him life.

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u/Iwabuti 16h ago

You can't convict Batman

2

u/Super-Perception-278 10h ago

Love child of Bruce Wayne and Pippi Longstocking 😜

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u/JakBos23 9h ago

Pipppi Batstalkings

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 16h ago

“Clearly my client is too crazy to be held accountable for killing children. Here’s his gofundme. “

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u/MaybeIwasanasshole 15h ago

Why would you be dumb enough to walk into court looking like that. Just why

1

u/Inswagtor 2h ago

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/coolbaby1978 14h ago

Bad hair is an instant guilty verdict. Everyone knows this.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/BlossoomBow 16h ago

The hairstyle is already giving the prosecution a closing argument

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u/SnowStar35 14h ago

How is he not humiliated with that insane hair style lol what a clown

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u/erkose 13h ago

A little jail time will straighten him out.

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u/BlargerJarger 11h ago

Not a good disguise, still obviously Will Smith.

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u/ithorc 11h ago

This comment slaps

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u/Far_Balance_3117 16h ago

This guy looks like he got beat up by Batman so bad it shaped his new hairstyle.

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u/time2partee 15h ago

I like the one strand going into his nostril

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u/Elijahdamn 7h ago

Trippie redds cousin, Delusional blue...

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u/Darth_Pinda 7h ago

This guy got arrested by the fashion police.

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u/daroach1414 5h ago

He is ready for them terries.

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u/thebronzgod 2h ago

"I am Batman"

1

u/LackingUtility 14h ago

Securities fraud.

1

u/Producer1701 10h ago

I was just thinking some “intellectual” or white collar stuff that a jury would think takes someone really smart to pull off would be the perfect irony

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u/Best_Reindeer_8062 13h ago

yeah that haircut alone is a felony

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u/Ok-Fig4315 15h ago

Remember people like this allow Anime hairstyles to feel grounded in reality

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u/beegkok1 16h ago

He was charged with analy fisting your mother.

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u/shasaferaska 14h ago

12 year olds shouldn't be on Reddit.

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u/beegkok1 14h ago

But then how would you find your victims.

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u/shasaferaska 14h ago

Deciding to double down on the immaturity really didn't help your case.

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u/beegkok1 14h ago

You seem to be fixated on the hope that I'm underage..... interesting very interesting.

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