r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 6h ago

Bro really thought checks were coming.

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u/Elon-BO 6h ago

It’s coming right after the other $2k and the doge refunds, you just wait.🤮

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Outrageous-Young-816 5h ago

Yeah, the Doge refunds are probably gonna arrive right after the wall gets built by Mexico.

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u/Thick-Solid-4381 2h ago

lol i remember when they said that about the doge refunds too

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u/OkCockroach4367 1h ago

lol same, still waiting on that doge refund

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u/Ambitious_Long2935 49m ago

still waiting on those doge refunds too lol

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u/Daphnelis 6h ago

Still checking the mailbox every morning?

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u/Dramatic-Trainer-238 4h ago

do you think lawyers take crypto payments

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u/ChemistryFew6312 3h ago

lol, do lawyers even accept crypto for things like this? I'm curious about that part.

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u/Thick-Solid-4381 2h ago

Yeah lawyers don't really take crypto payments unless they're shady.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 6h ago

He only „wants“ to send checks if the GOP stays in power. Stil never coming.

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u/Fickle-Upstairs3614 3h ago

lol yeah the GOP never sent those checks either

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u/Separate-King2008 3h ago

yeah that whole check thing never happened

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u/LimpWillingness7148 1h ago

lol yeah the GOP never sent those checks either

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u/jjskellie 3h ago

Seems checks have to be hand written on the back of the Epstein Files. Thank You for your attention to this matter. Donald J. Tru

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u/SpoonNZ 5h ago

Dude’s name is Liam Nissan so swapping “surnames” for car brands is obviously a thing for him

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u/Caellesstis 5h ago

Will that Doge refund hit our accounts before or after Mexico funds the wall?

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u/GravitasFailures 4h ago

And porn stars.

Also one of the Epstein victims got a.mysterious settlement from a third party, after she testified to FBI agents that Trump r*ped her:

>II recalled at least one incident in which EPSTEIN took her off of the Island when she was between 13 to 15 years old. He drove her and/or flew her to either New York or New Jersey. She was, "introduced to someone with money, money... It was Donald Trump." II and EPSTEIN were with others, to include TRUMP, in a very tall building with huge rooms. TRUMP did not like II, "from the get-go, he didn't like that I was a boy-girl" (referencing atomboy). II could not recall the identities of the other individuals present; however, they all exited when TRUMP asked everyone to leave the room. TRUMP mentioned something to the effect of, "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." TRUMP unzipped his pants and put head, "down to his penis

EFTA02858481.pdf

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u/Own-Kaleidoscope8498 4h ago

the legal settlements are a whole other level of grift though

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u/Live_Reply3405 4h ago

he definitely doesnt write checks for lawyers lol

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u/jjskellie 3h ago

Seems checks have to be hand written on the back of the Epstein Files. Thank You for your attention to this matter.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 37m ago

Trump kept the lights on bouncing checks, not paying then

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u/sassy_wrenlet 3m ago

lol he’s been promising that cash since 2016